The Royal Janitor

by

John Presco

Copyright 2021

Miriam Starfish Chistling went into a deep trance as she studied the costumed men romping about in the giant redwoods in Bohemian Grove. What was now clear, men who would rape mother nature, had taken over the Bohemian Club because they were threatened by the philosophy of John Muir who wanted to preserve the West and make it into a Arcadian Paradise. Ambrose Bierce had fallen in with oil adventurers, who went into Mexico looking for oil reserves, and had faked his death so he could corrupt the Bohemian Club, turn it into a nest of capitalists’ and exploiters. Frank Buck Junior had made a special trip to Mexico to see Ambrose who was ninety-two. He had a harem. He got his blessing to rape the West from Oregon to the Mexican border. Buck and Whittaker had founded Beverly Hills and were…