Author Archives: Royal Rosamond Press

About Royal Rosamond Press

I am an artist, a writer, and a theologian.

King of Bohemia Sues Putin

On the day I am in theory, crowned, I bring a lawsuit against Vladimir Putin for the reason he did make threats to bring ruin to the Bohemian People and Crown that his secret royal advisors are aware of, for … Continue reading

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Christopher Tolkien and John Wilson

Originally posted on Rosamond Press:
The day Christopher Tolkien died I found the work of John Wilson the antiquarian who may be my kin. The jury is still out. Bilbo was the antiquarian of a make-believe world. I am so…

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I am King of Bohemia and England

This morning I had trouble waking up. I felt very heavy and tried to go back to sleep. As I lie in my bed, I considered being mocked about my answer as to who should be the King of England. … Continue reading

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Anne of Bohemia and The Lollards

This paper opens a door that has been closed for so very long – that was first opened when I was looking at my genealogy! I promised my grandson, Tyler Hunt, a kingdom. Well, here it is – with knights! … Continue reading

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Ember Rosamond Dew

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A phoenix depicted in a book of legendary creatures by FJ Bertuch ? Today is Easter Sunday. Yesterday, on Good Saturday, I became the grandfather of a baby girl, Ember Lea Dew. Welcome to ‘The…

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Thirty Four Years of Sobriety

When I entered the New Hope program at Serenity Lane thirty-four years ago, I did so to save my life. I believed I would never have children. Today I am the head of my family, and, there are four of … Continue reading

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Tyler’s Birthday

“So, before I get back to that spring cleaning there’s just one morething to tell, and it’s a pleasant one at that! Sonoma has a brandnew citizen! I would officially like to welcome Tyler Robert Hunt,born April 17 here in … Continue reading

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Royal Bohemians In England

Two years ago I sent this e-mail to Karel Schwarzenberg. To:karel@schwarzenberg.cz Feb 12 at 10:36 AM Dear Karel: Last night I had a long and powerful dream where all the deeds, titles, and genealogies of the House of Seinsheim-Schwarzenberg were … Continue reading

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Armstrong and Radio Free London

In memory of my Friend, Ben Toney, and Herbert Armstrong who broadcast WARNINGS about the Russian Menace. I talked with my man, Spooky Noodles, to get Meg Whitman to put a replica of Radio London offshore of her property in … Continue reading

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Fermor, Bond, and Fleming

The Real Royal Janitor Last night I came upon an article about the love letters written between Ian Fleming and his wife, and was reminded of the fiery relationship I and Rena Easton nee’ Christensen, had. I lamented that we … Continue reading

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