The Royal Janitor
After the Blue River Freak-out. Victoria and Starfish were ordered to take a sabbatical.
“Go home – and collect yourselves!”
They just got into doing that, when their neighbor down the street….
FREAKED-OUT
Micky Gault set his house, and two neighbors houses on fire, after his bio of the Punky Flunky Rave Band was rejected for the sixteenth time. Cecil Fenwick changed his name to appear – totally cool – but the AI Publisher-bots, saw right through him.
“Try writing a book about Composting For Fake Liberal Eggheads!”
Cecil opened up on the fire department with his 410. Starfish jumped down from her tree house to go see, and was grazed across the cheek by a copper pellet. Alas, she had a Heidelberg Dueling Scar. Micky was burned to a crisp in his home. Starfish wore her scar – proudly! She secretly placed a plaque for Gault in a grove of trees in the empty lot next door.
Our Ladies of BAD got heavily into the Fifa Soccer Championship. Victoria was screeching her head off when Belgium beat the USA. She wore orange, and draped orange all over their front yard. When Belgium lost, there was much grief in the Eugene Hills, until Norway….WON! Starfish got hold of a Viking Helmut, and displayed on a giant board Baby Hers genealogical relationship to
ERLING HALLAND
Starfish sent a chartered bus to bring the Eugene Drum Circle to their home. The Hills were alive with the sound of….
VIKING RAIDERS!
2/8/2023
Saying Goodbye To Fictional Starfish
Last night I discovered defence minister Kajsa Ollongren who was appointed by Dutch Royals. Why? This morning I see Zelensky shaking hands with King Charles and speaking before Parliament – giving the sign of Churchill. Why?
As a author, I have had much trouble with Miriam Starfish Christling – stealing the show! She becomes the dominant character – too dominant! I have her make love in the microfish room at the Knight Library. In order to make her – more human – she becomes pregnant. Last night I discovered – she gave birth to her real self. And now I have my storyline. Victoria Rosemond Bond grows up at the College of Arms, and is an expert with cotes of arms. She has lived like a church mouse most of her life. She falls in love with a Cote of Arms belonging to a Woman Warrior who gathers forces to fight the Putin and Killer Kirill – in the war to end all wars.
The Royal Janitor
The Ride of the Valkyries
With the discovery of who Starfish, is, Victoria retreated into the background. She drove to the stables in Greyhaven and saddled up her horse. Alone, she zig-zagged about the course, fighting back her tears. Fate is a fickle thing, she said to herself…..and then she felt powerful eyes falling upon her.
“I need a General!”
John Presco
Our Starfish’ Will Leave The World Behind
Posted on July 31, 2022 by Royal Rosamond Press
The Royal Janitor
Chapter New Cold War Heros
by
John Presco
Putin’ s men took Starfish and Victoria to a special prison, where a hologram of the Russian leader introduced our BAD agents to foreign prisoners. One was a giant of a woman that played basketball. Miriam told this forlorn woman that she was an athlete, an amazing hurdler – who has never competed!
“We ran in a grove of trees felled in a windstorm. Ivan competed at Hayward field in Eugene Oregon.”
One of the men behind the mirror got on Google and brought up Victoria Thachuk, a Ukrainian hurdler that will compete at Hayward field, while Russia is banned. Putin’s hologram was fed this information, and his image pointed to a screen. When a video of Viktoriya in a race was played, both our spies gasped.
“They are like sisters – twins! “
“I want a pair of sunglasses – just like that! I must have! I can beat her! She is so beautiful! I must have her! She is my double!”
“The Men Behind The Mirror – and Putin’s Hologram-Double – were shocked. All eyes fell on ‘Her Original Victoria’. to see her reaction. Having concluded a week earlier that Starfish was a Toxic Narcissist, she took it on the chin, with much aplomb. Smiling. our agent said;
“I must have her too. She reminds me of someone!”
Starfish gave her wife the most heart melting smile, and she came and put her arm around her waist. Putin’s hologram already confronted the happy couple with the videos taken in their hotel room.
“It is true. We are Lesbians!”
“But, we are married!”
“Don’t worry. Most of our spies are LGBTQ people. It comes with the territory. We can not be good family folks for the reason we travel allot, and, we have to keep many secrets from our Loved One. We have watched you two closely to see how you lie to one another. So far, one of you told a little white lie, while the other -TOLD A GIANT LIE!
Victoria had to do allot of quick assessing. She was grateful for the Wizard’s Crazy Test, that asks if she and Miriam peed on the stuffed Unicorn, and, wiped their ass on Babe Ruth’s baseball? She understood life was full of Guilt and Shame hurdles. She was not going to take her husband’s inventory – just because she was prompted to. Coming down on the right side of, things, was the international game. Everything else – was pretty obvious. The rules were very pedestrian. Analyzing The Guilt Trip people were on – was the real Job. The Bible has proven this is how – we really are!
“I can take her!”
Team Putin worked the deal where Starfish was the only entry from an Island off Siberia in the Pacific. On the plane for Oregon, Starfish blurted out.
“I’m going to smoke allot of pot at the Country Fair. Will you buy me a new set of drums?”
Victoria was studying the Russian community in Eugene. Her wife wondered if this was the community her parents established on Mount Shasta.
“I want to take some shrooms. I want to try Psilocybin!”
Starfishes wish list took up the whole flight. Viktoriya Tkachuk had activated her mates parallel universe, jag. The movie PI came up mid-Atlantic. Bored with the recitation of her wish-list for the other life, Victoria called her bluff. She was bored.
‘Enough! Let’s hear it. Recite the movie PI backwards!
The plane was full of spies and mikes that listened, in, to what sounded like a Christian talking in tongues.
“I have no way of telling if you are….doing a great and fantastic job! Stop, I want to nap!”
When they went to Hayward Field, our heroes looked down on the practice field. Looking up, our twins beheld each other for the first time.
to be continued
Viktoriya Tkachuk of Team Ukraine competes in the Women’s 400m… News Photo – Getty Images
Ukrainian athletes savor track and field world championships – The Washington Post
(1) Viktoriya Tkachuk | Facebook
The Evil Brains
Posted on August 22, 2022 by Royal Rosamond Press
Actor Steven Seagal receiving his Russian passport from Vladimir Putin in 2017.
An hour after I posted the introduction to ‘In London’s Wake’ I quickly read an article that – may have suggested the U.S. intercepted messages Putin was going to attack Ukraine. From whom? Was there a spy? And now I can’t find the damn article! Was it pulled?
This is what I’m talking about! If I take time off to go back in London’s time – then I miss the greatest story – off all time! The Ukraine – is beating Russia – and Putin’s Brain! How about – TRUMP’S BRAIN and those who still prop it up! I decided to post my series for free after watching 60 Minutes. I have been Belling the Cat for four years as part of my contribution to the War Effort. I still have not listened to my Youtube – again.
In April I posted on Dugin whose daughter was just killed – murdered? Some newspapermen are suggesting Putin did it in order to implement a new strategy, such as…..using that nuclear plant as a THREAT-WEAPON? I FORSAW this in the Royal Janitor. Victoria and Starfish – are already at Osborne House on the Isle of Wight where Admiral Swineburne had an estate. Cue the Friesian Horse….
AND THE TROJAN HORSE!
The Royal Janitor
by
John Presco
Chapter Putin’s Brain
After answering Steven Seagal’s cellphone after this Brute was subdued by Starfish, The Wizard was surprised to hear he was talking with “Putin’s Brain”.
‘Hello, Dugin. It is not so good to hear your voice.”
“Who is this?”
“This is your old nemesis who you accused of stealing the core teaching of Evola. We almost fought a dual, remember?”
“How can I forget. Do you still have it? And how did you get Steven’s phone?”
“Mr. Seagal had an accident. He ran into a bouquet of sunflowers. Arnold Schwarzenegger is giving him CPR. It looks like he may live! I want you to quit Putin and come work for me at BAD.”
“You can go to hell! I want what belongs to me! I will send a Psychic Bill Collector for you. You owe me!”
“When can I expect him – or her! Do some meditating and see what kind of force protects me – now!”
After five minutes….
“How did you find her? Where is she! Tell me – you rotten son of a bitch?”
“She’s right here, sleeping next to Steven. I had to dart her.”
T
12/18/2019
Starfish Takes A Wife
The Royal Janitor
by
John Presco
Chapter Five: ‘I Take This Woman’
Some of the brightest minds in the World Intelligence Industry swear they felt the floor of BAD headquarters, shake, when Miriam got off the elevator and headed for the BAD war room – in her bare feet! Miriam had large Nordic feet because her DNA material were infamous walkers! Her Viking kin hauled their long boats out of the Volga a dozen times as they headed to the Black and Caspian Sea, then, it’s on the Damascus! Starfish’s Aleut DNA walked across the Bearing Straits to the New World. Russian is a second language for this very durable and determined native people. Everyone in the war room froze when they heard Miriam’s question she bellowed out, as she….came!
“Who’s been talking behind my back?” (Fee-fi-fo-fum)
Everyone turned to face The Giant, but Victoria. She was frozen in place, her whole body tingling with an energy she had never known. It had been three days since they had lay eyes on each other. Now it was X-Mas Time. Victoria felt like a four year old.
“Don’t you think I can feel that, hear you? My ears have been ringing for days!”
Starfish walking up to a woman who knew martial arts, but she dare not take a defensive posture. She had heard how bad-ass Miriam is. Now she was the recipiant of the dead-fish-eye stare.
“Is it you? What do you have to say – to my face?”
The poor woman had to lower her head, because she read the message.
“Come. It’s time to hunt and kill a whale!” There was no conjecturing in Miriam’s look, that now took in the storyboard and the iconic portrait of a member of her tribe.
“I see you have summonded the spritit of my ancestor, Saint Peter, the Aleut Savior? Did you ask his permission?” Taking two steps, Starfish has locked on to a young handsom man, who could read the other covert question.
“Do you have designs on my woman? Are you lusting after her?”
Walking up to an older woman, Starfish put her face close to her face.
“You’re wondering if I have Romanov blood in my veins. You’ve been plotting how to get a sample of my saliva. Have you considered……..a kiss?”
The poor woman’s eyes were as wide as can be as she ran to the Lady’s room. There was some leakage.
The dozen or so souls who had formed a human shield around their boss, parted like the Red Sea as Starfish came towards her love object, who was trying to conceal her trembling, make it go away by taking deep breaths. Victoria jumped out of her skin when she felt Miriam’s hands fall upon her shoulders.
“Is it you who has been talking about me – behind my back? I could hear you hundreds of miles away.”
Victoria could not take it, and turned to face her accuser. She gasped. Miriam was wearing facial paint, perhaps, war-paint? She broke out in a joyful smile. Here she was, her beloved crazy woman, letting it all hang-out. For sure she had come from the Isle of Wight to ask only one person the question. Starfish was giving her the fish-eye that she received the day they met. She was sizing up her new boss. This is when Victoria fell in love. Her eyes twinkled with love and devotion. This is the most unique human being she will ever meet. For a second Starfish’s eyes twinkled back, then, she bent down and hoisted Victoria over her shoulder!
“I take this woman. She is mine from this day on! Does anyone object?”
“I object!” said the elderly woman who had come back from the bathroom. “This is unheard of. That woman has rights! All women have rights! This is an outrage!”
Three giant steps, and Miriam was in her face, again, as was Victoria’s bum. She was as lifeless as a seal pelt.
“So you do want to fight me. The emptying of ones bowels and bladder is a good thing before we battle. Being a Breatharian, I have not eaten or drank water for three days. I am good to go. Do you prefer the horn of the Narwhale, or, a Whalebone?
To be continued.
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9/1/2022
Victoria Bond and Dutch Royals
I’m going to try and contact the Royal House of the Netherlands to see if they want to bring the Star of ‘The Royal Janitor’ with them when they come to California where I want to build Bondland. Perhaps they would want a Bondland in Holland? Why not a Dutch Bond movie? Bondland will recreate all kinds of harrowing rides!
The reason King Willem-Alexander won’t be joining Queen Maxima on trip to US (msn.com)
Every Royal in the World is concerned about the Top Secret Documents Trump hoarded in his private residence. The lives of royals have always been threatened. This is why they have bodyguards, and live in castles.
“There’s always trouble!” says Victoria Bond in my first chapter I posted. Scroll down to see my post on Tim LaHaye, the Garu of Ginni Thomas who was at the Jan. 6th. rally. In the old days Royal Houses would fight over me – to get The Royal Seer- on their side!
Mel Gibson built The Church of The Holy Family – in Malibu! God is co-authoring this script. I do not have a Supreme Villain – yet! How about….
“Lord Ronald MacFrump the third stays three nights at Mar-Largo and is shown countless Top Secrets stored in The Twelve Boxes of Trump. There is much dirt on Royals.
“This might interest you. This is the genealogy of Jesus and Mary Magdalene – and the real codex! Brown made his shit up!”
A warrant is issued for the ex-president – who flees to Mel Gibson’s Church after being offered SANCTUARY!
“Did you bring the Royal Genealogy?”
Of course!”
“Who is this?”
“This is my Special Master. They wouldn’t give me one, so I chose him!”
“What!!! No one trusts – this guy! No one!”
Republicans made a big mistake putting Mr. Showbusiness in the White House. Reality as we knew it – has suffered! Writing him out of the script is only possible – if you write him into a new script! I volunteer to write a movie script starring Donald. You got a guaranteed audience!
Donald’s movie begins at the Lincoln Memorial where a Tribal Shout-down takes place. The Trump Clan joins in, along with guests at the Trump Hotel lodged in the old Post Office. The Evil Washington Archivists – are taking pics and notes!
John Presco
The reason King Willem-Alexander won’t be joining Queen Maxima on trip to US (msn.com)
Church of the Holy Family (Agoura Hills, California) – Wikipedia
Mel Gibson: The man without a pope – Where Peter Is
“Hi there in Chicago, Mel here. The voice crying out from the wilderness of Malibu to lend that voice to your support and encouragement at your rally today for the Coalition for Canceled Priests. It is not hard to believe that there is now such a thing, as personally I’ve known many priests who have been canceled.
“Hi there in Chicago, Mel here. The voice crying out from the wilderness of Malibu to lend that voice to your support and encouragement at your rally today for the Coalition for Canceled Priests. It is not hard to believe that there is now such a thing, as personally I’ve known many priests who have been canceled.
Mel Gibson’s church valued at 42m dollars – Oneindia News
Photo submitted in Aug. 30 Justice Department filing
GOP In Disarray Over Picture Proof Of Classified Docs At Trump’s House (msn.com)
King Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands will no longer be accompanying Queen Maxima to the United States this month. The royal couple was set to visit Texas and California together in September, but the Dutch Royal House announced on Sept. 1 that the King, 55, will be unable to join his wife on the upcoming working visit.
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According to the Royal House, the decision was made on doctor’s advice. “The King is recovering from pneumonia and air travel at this time could impede a full recovery,” the Royal House said in a statement. “The King’s commitments in the Netherlands will not be affected by this decision and will go ahead as planned, albeit on a more limited scale.”
King Willem-Alexander will no longer travel to the US with Queen Maxima in September© Provided by ¡Hola!
Queen Maxima will still travel to the states for the working visit taking place between Sept. 6 and Sept. 9. The royal mom of three and members of the government will be stepping in for the King in his absence, per the Royal House.
It was announced in late April that the King and Queen would be paying an economic working visit to California and Texas to highlight the “Kingdom’s excellent economic relations” with the two states. The royals were scheduled to travel to San Francisco and Silicon Valley in California, and Austin and Houston in Texas. The Royal House noted on Sept. 1 that an updated program will be announced in due course.
Victoria’s Crazy-Ass Parade
Posted on January 22, 2019 by Royal Rosamond Press
Jon ‘The Seer’ saw it coming in his Ian Fleming novel ‘The Royal Janitor. All Catholic leaders are aware of the battles between the Catholics and the Protestants. The Colonel’s Crazies dress like Scottish Warriors who followed Wallace into battle. They paint themselves half-blue and have seen Wallace and his men INTIMIDATE the enemy. When the Native American Warrior approached them, drumming, their blood boiled. They wanted – blood! How many teachers at Covington know Mel Gibson is a radical Catholic?
John Presco
According to the Catholic website, Gibson’s film is important in that it taught the whole world the story of the Scottish leader who led his fellow nationals in the rebellion against English occupation. However, it missed out one fundamental fact about the figure of Braveheart: his Catholic faith.
Since his birth in 1270, the young nobleman, Wallace, received a Catholic education. His career was allegedly church oriented: he was educated by the Augustinians and the Benedictines and apart from his mother tongue, Gaelic, he also spoke English, French, German and Latin.
The actor has been very vocal about his “traditionalist” views, adhering to the Roman Catholic faith as it was understood before the “modernization” by the Second Vatican Council of 1962-1965. ‘’I go to an all-pre-Vatican II Latin mass,” he told USA Today in 2001. “There was a lot of talk, particularly in the ‘60s, of ‘Wow, we’ve got to change with the times.’ But the Creator instituted something very specific, and we can’t just go change it.’’
So in 2003 the actor decided to help change things back to the way they were, building a chapel in Malibu, Calif. — The Church of the Holy Family. Tucked away in the tree-covered mountains of Agoura Hills, 30 miles northwest of downtown Los Angeles, the rustic church, unaffiliated with the Roman Catholic archdiocese, has a foot-tall crucifix on the altar and the priest keeps his back to the parishioners as he performs mass every morning entirely in Latin. In church, women must wear head coverings.
Victoria’s Orange Parade
Posted on April 19, 2018by Royal Rosamond Press
Being part Dutch, and able to trace her lineage to William The Silent, got Victoria Bond an invite to march in the Orange Parade. But, when she insisted she play her ‘Contraption’, some of the most diplomatic folks of the Isles slithered up to her, and, as calm as can be, tried to talk her out of it.
“There will be trouble!”
“What kind of trouble? There’s always trouble. I’m not giving up my pipes – mon! That would be like me, asking you, to give up your nuts. Coo’mon! Drop em!”
Jon Presco
Copyright 2018
Tim Wallace-Murphy and Tim LaHaye
Posted on April 12, 2012by Royal Rosamond Press
Yesterday I posted on Tim Wallace-Murphy’s facebook a photograph of my good friend, Ed, whose mother was a Wallace kin to the Cavanaghs. Both families were members of the Plymouth Brethren in Dublin. I have been corresponding with Ed’s brother, Randall, who sent me a portion of his family genealogy. He just moved and is looking for the letters that go with that speak of the Brethren from which a huge Biblical prophecy has arisen, and generated millions of books authored by Tim LaHaye that have given rise to a righteous Army that has taken over the Republican Party whose candidate for President is a Mormon, who are baptizing the dead and splicing them to their massive genealogy!
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