BAD vs SMOW

BAD vs. SMOW

A Serial

by

John Presco

Copyright 2024

Victoria Rosemond Bond watched Starfish give Berkeley Bill artificial respiration on the giant screen at BAD West on the McKenzie. In 23 seconds he tried to sit up, but the producers and make-up artist told Bill to relax until the ambulance arrived. Starfish walked up to the camera and was giving a frantic and bazaar explanation of what had happened.

“Bill was hit by a blast of Negative Shame-based Energy from the planet VERGOGNIA…..The Virginial Planet of The Blessed Shamed. I was not aware they loaded me with a Secret Shame Bomb that blasted Mr. Bolagard, causing his heart to stop. I healed him with Praise Waves that emanates from the core of the earth, that was invaded 5,669 years ago by Dark Woe Masters from Vergognia where they genetically bred their offspring to live seven hundred years, the time it takes for their Gloomy Teachers to reach Earth, and make Earthlings feel ashamed of their bodies and erotic thoughts. Methuselah was a Gloomy Teacher of Shame. So is Putin, Kirill – and Putin’s brain! As I speak, Putin’s Penis Punishers are appearing in Cuba. Why weren’t we warned. BEWARE of the PPP – and the Burning Bush Halo!”

“Brace yourself for a wave of anxious inquiry from MI5, and BAD of Britain!” Spoke Commander Bond “Summon all news on Putin and the Pope! How’s our BAD tennis shoe stock doing? I have a BAD feeling we are going to be cut lose! The world is not ready for a Crazy Lesbian Prophet! Make a list of Billionaire Funders! Don’t contact Phil Knight. He might be……one of them!”

“Furthermore!” Starfish said, raiding her index finger to the sky. The Vergognia are using tennis shoes as their Earth Currency. I suggest you buy BAD shoes until they Real Bad Shoes can be identified!”

Good girl!” Victoria cried! Now, tune in the Pope at the G7 meeting. But just then the screen filled with the faces of the heads of NATO Country Intelligence. They wanted to talk about the appointments made by Speaker of the House Johnson to head U.S. Intelligence!

“Shit! Are we looking at a massive invasion of the Vergognia, and Starfish -is not full of it!”

Victoria answered the call from Canada.

“We want to hire you. We need to set up an alternative to the U.S. Intelligence Agency.”

“Who’s we? ” And her giant screen was filled with squares…..like a chessboard.

To be continued.

Johnson faces bipartisan uproar over House Intel picks

House Speaker Mike Johnson, wearing a blue suit and a red tie, walks through the Capitol surrounded by his security detail and flanked by Rep. Lori Chavez-DeRemer.
House Speaker Mike Johnson. Photo: Kent Nishimura/Getty Images.

House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) has roiled lawmakers in both parties by appointing a pair of hardline conservatives to the House Intelligence Committee.

Why it matters: Committee members fear the presence of Reps. Scott Perry (R-Pa.) and Ronny Jackson (R-Texas) threatens to disrupt a hard-fought bipartisan consensus forged in the aftermath of the Trump era.

  • Some are also concerned about the highly sensitive information to which committee members are often exposed.

Driving the news: Johnson tapped Perry and Jackson to replace former Reps. Chris Stewart (R-Utah) and Mike Gallagher (R-Wis.), both of whom resigned midway through their terms.

  • The picks were bound to be inflammatory: Perry’s phone was seized by the FBI as part of its Jan. 6 probe, while Jackson has faced allegations of drinking on duty and harassing staff when he was the White House physician.
  • Rep. Chrissy Houlahan (D-Pa.), a Democratic member of the panel, sent Johnson a letter earlier this week urging him to reverse the appointments.

What we’re hearing: One House Democrat said panel members were “shocked at first, and [now] some people are angry,” calling the appointments “reckless.”

  • “Everybody is concerned,” the lawmaker added.
  • One Republican member said of Perry, who has been a thorn in the side of GOP leadership: “Part of the problem is it is rewarding bad behavior.”
  • Rep. Jason Crow (D-Colo.) said Johnson should “keep a close eye and make sure that people are respecting the seriousness of the committee.”

Zoom in: Perry is seen by Republicans as the real concern, with some Democrats lumping the two together and others drawing a distinction.


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Russian President Vladimir Putin warned Friday that the “selfishness and hypocrisy of Western countries” had led to a “dangerous turn of events” and the world was “close to the point of no return.”

Putin made the ominous remarks at a meeting with Russian foreign ministry officials and accused the U.S. of undermining global security because of its exit from arms pacts.

He stated that the West had committed “theft” of Russian assets, and threatened punishment as a result.

He said, “Despite all the chicanery, theft will certainly remain theft. And it will not go unpunished.”

Putin also claimed to officials that the “Western model” of global security is collapsing. He said that this “needs to be essentially created anew.” He said that he is open to talks with everyone, including NATO.

Will Russia’s Navy get the 50 ships it expects this year?

By Maxim Starchak

 Jun 14, 2024, 12:06 PM

People look at the missile ship Uglich floating along the Neva River during a naval parade in St. Petersburg, Russia, on July 30, 2023. (Dmitri Lovetsky/AP)

MOSCOW — The Russian Navy will receive about 50 ships of various classes this year, compared to 32 last year, according to the deputy minister of industry and trade.

The announcement comes amid the country’s invasion of Ukraine, during which Ukrainian forces have destroyed and disabled several Russian naval vessels.

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U.S. Navy destroyers monitored and tracked the movement

U.S. Navy destroyers monitored and tracked the movements of the Russian fleet heading to Cuba

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12 June, 2024

As previously anticipated, a flotilla composed of ships and a Yasen-M nuclear-powered submarine from the Russian Navy is heading to Cuba as part of an official and scheduled visit. In this context, the arrival of these naval units in the region is already being observed and monitored by destroyers, among other ships, from the United States Navy (U.S Navy) and the Royal Canadian Navy in international waters east of the Florida Keys.

Last week, the Cuban Ministry of Foreign Affairs confirmed that the nuclear-powered submarine Kazan of the Yasen-M class, the heavy tug Nikolai Chiker, the Pashin Project 23130 replenishment tanker and the frigate of Project 22350 Admiral Gorshkov of the Russian Navy will arrive in the coming days to the Caribbean country as a sign of good relations and to carry out various exercises.

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China has developed hypersonic weapons, cyberwarfare, and electronic warfare capabilities designed to neutralize U.S. military advantages like aircraft carriers. 

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A Virginia school district was sued this week after it restored Confederate military names for two buildings, foreshadowing a broader battle that is heating up ahead of the election.

The Virginia NAACP sued the school board in Shenandoah County after it voted to change Mountain View High School to Stonewall Jackson High School and Honey Run Elementary back to Ashby Lee Elementary.  

The NAACP argues in its federal lawsuit that students’ constitutional rights were violated by the district’s act of reverting back to Confederate names. It invoked the First Amendment and 14th Amendment in its lawsuit, saying it “prohibits racial discrimination in state-supported institutions.” 

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BAD Tennis Shoes

Posted on November 27, 2022 by Royal Rosamond Press

Christie’s will hold an online sale of sneakers and sports memorabilia worn and signed by some of the greatest icons in sports history next week.

Called “The Greats,” the auction will include collectibles from legendary sports icons like Serena Williams, Kobe Bryant, Henrik Lundqvist and Michael Jordan. Christie’s said that the auction also features the work of designers such as Virgil Abloh and Tinker Hatfield, as well as streetwear brands like Supreme and Louis Vuitton. The sale opens for bidding on November 29 and closes on December 6.

For a couple of years I have been looking at making my novel ‘The Royal Janitor’ into a serial, and have Starfish and Victoria get involved in real live news events. I may no longer have a choice.

I stopped composing the chapter ‘Jack Frosty’s Day’ to watch college football. I worked on it as I watched T.V. I already had Jack holding a tennis shoe swap-meet and cool clothes alterations done at The Hanger. What made me laugh in bed is the new Oregon trend of making Mellow Yellow butter popcorn, that is grown and churned by local farmers. It is rumored – this Special Pop gets you high! This is based upon the incident where Bill Graham burned banana peels at the Fillmore, and blew the smoke into the crowd with large fans.

Jack Frost is Jack Smith who is looking to put Mr. Hustler Showbusiness in prison. Trump hosted a Holocaust Denier on Thanksgiving. You can’t make this up. Ye is a Clothes and shoe Hustler. Christies auctioned off tennis shoes. The Oregon Ducks – got destroyed!

At six in the morning Mellow Yellow Popcorn trucks roll out of the old blimp hanger, to take their positions. The city of Portland, is down – feeling blue! They need a morning fix, and uplift. I see Tina Alimo doing – The High News and Tennis Shoe Market Report.

I’ve understood for a long time – Fashion is everything! To render my Bond characters, as fashion plates – is a stroke of Genius! Who cares about their sexual orientation. That Phil Knight ‘The King of Lane County’ makes millions on his tennis shoes and fashion fixation – FITS!

I am going to design my own tennis shoes BAD and FITS! I am the new King of Literary Oregon. Ken is dead! Long live the king!

John Presco

Copyright 2022

To be continued

Amid Fallout From Mar-A-Lago Dinner, Trump Now Calls Ye A ‘Seriously Troubled Man’

Mary Papenfuss

Sat, November 26, 2022 at 8:56 PM·3 min read

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Just days after dining at Mar-a-Lago with Ye — the rapper previously known as Kanye West — and white supremacist political activist Nick Fuentes, Donald Trump is now calling Ye a “seriously troubled man.”

It was Trump’s third attempt on Truth Social to backpedal from his hugely controversial meeting last Tuesday with Holocaust denier Fuentes and Ye, whose antisemitic messages (in which he vowed to go “death con 3” on Jewish people) were recently blocked on Twitter.

“So I help a seriously troubled man, who just happens to be black,” Trump wrote Saturday, offering “very much needed ‘advice.’” Ye has “always been good to me,” Trump added.

The former president insisted yet again in the post that he didn’t know Fuentes, who accompanied Ye to dinner.

As of late Saturday Ye had not yet responded to Trump’s latest Truth Social message. He has talked openly about his bipolar disorder diagnosis, a condition he has also referred to as a “super power.”

As for Fuentes, Trump was “very impressed” with him, according to Ye. Sources told The New York Times and Axios that Trump even praised Fuentes at the dinner. “He gets me,” the former president said, according to the Times.

But in each of the three posts, Trump emphasized that he had no idea who Fuentes was.

Fuentes himself hedged on the issue in his podcast Friday.

“I don’t think he knew that I was me at the dinner” — at least initially, Fuentes laughed. “Let’s put it that way. I don’t know if I’m gonna say he didn’t know me. I’m not sure about that.”

Fuentes is a high-profile right-wing extremist supported by key allies of Trump, like Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) and Paul Gosar (R-Ariz.). Both lawmakers spoke at a white supremacist conference organized by Fuentes early this year. That triggered heated controversy, which was widely and prominently covered by the media, which was apparently overlooked by Trump.

As for Ye’s appalling statements about Jews, Trump emphasized in an earlier Truth Social post that Ye “expressed no antisemitism” — at the dinner. Trump noted that he “appreciated all of the nice things [Ye] he said about me on ‘Tucker Carlson.’”

The dinner was first revealed in a video Friday by Ye, who claimed he asked Trump to be his vice president, and that Trump “screamed” at him.

Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) told the Times Friday that Trump’s dinner makes him an “untenable” candidate for president.

“This is just another example of an awful lack of judgment from Donald Trump,” said Christie, who may make his own run for the presidency.

Matt Brooks, chief executive of the Republican Jewish Coalition, issued a statement, without naming Trump, saying: “We strongly condemn the virulent antisemitism of Kanye West and Nick Fuentes, and call on all political leaders to reject their messages of hate and refuse to meet with them.”

The Republican Jewish Coalition also retweeted a message from former U.S. Ambassador to Israel David M. Friedman telling Trump his meeting with both the antisemitic Ye and Fuentes was “unacceptable.”

Nike verses The Russian Blues

Posted on November 3, 2022 by Royal Rosamond Press

A Russian Blue cat is seen sleeping. (Photo by Milada Vigerova from Unsplash)

A Russian Blue cat is seen sleeping. (Photo by Milada Vigerova from Unsplash)

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The Royal Janitor

by

John Presco

Copyright 2022

Chapter Eight

Starfish’s Russian Blue

Victoria tried not to be distracted, but Miriam’s TISKING grew louder and louder.

“O.K. What is it – this time?”

“I’m reading about Phil Knight and how he is working behind the scene to make sure Tina Kotek is not elected. My father met Phil and a track meet. He is kin to Mark Hatfield. It looks like he wants to leave a BIG HISTORIC MARK on Oregon, for the sake of his wife and kids. Tina is married to a woman. She is one with us.”

“Let’s get on the same page. Hmmm! Looks like he wants to teach the Bohemian Alternative Folks a BIG RICH AND POWERFUL LESSON, being, ONLY THE RICH OWN REAL POWER. Oh, well! There’s nothing – WE CAN DO! Time to get ready for our event at the Getty Estate.”

Five minutes later, Starfish is really ticking up a storm!

“Now what?”

Russian cats have been banned from shows – including the Russian Blues! I owned one as a child. The Ukrainians claim – they developed the breed! It’s been a point of contention for years.”

“Hmmm!”

“I know what, let’s produce our own brand of tennis shoe and names them……BLUES! The Ukranian soldiers wear blue armbands. Our blue tennis shoes will be a protest against ALL THE OLIGACHS. Half the proceeds will go for helping Russian and Ukraine refugees! I’m going to call Viktoryia and see if she wants to model our blue shoes.”

“Oh! You have her number?”

*******

Yesterday a workman saw my cat, Classy, and said she was a Russian Blue.

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‘Our Starfish’ Will Leave The World Behind

Posted on July 31, 2022 by Royal Rosamond Press

The Royal Janitor

Chapter New Cold War Heros

by

John Presco

Putin’ s men took Starfish and Victoria to a special prison, where a hologram of the Russian leader introduced our BAD agents to foreign prisoners. One was a giant of a woman that played basketball. Miriam told this forlorn woman that she was an athlete, an amazing hurdler – who has never competed!

“We ran in a grove of trees felled in a windstorm. Ivan competed at Hayward field in Eugene Oregon.”

One of the men behind the mirror got on Google and brought up Victoria Thachuk, a Ukrainian hurdler that will compete at Hayward field, while Russia is banned. Putin’s hologram was fed this information, and his image pointed to a screen. When a video of Viktoriya in a race was played, both our spies gasped.

“They are like sisters – twins! “

The International Cat Federation has banned Russian cats from its competitions following the country’s move to invade Ukraine last week.

The federation, which is also known as FIFe after its French name, Fédération Internationale Féline, said in a statement that it was “shocked and horrified” that Russian forces had attacked Ukraine and “started a war.”

“No cat belonging to exhibitors living in Russia may be entered at any FIFe show outside Russia, regardless of which organization these exhibitors hold their membership in,” the organization said in the statement.

In addition, no cat bred in Russia may be imported and registered in any FIFe pedigree book outside Russia, regardless of which organization issued its pedigree.

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The federation said the measures were decided Tuesday, as its officials could not “witness these atrocities and do nothing.”

“Many innocent people died, many more are wounded and hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians are forced to flee their homes to save their lives,” the organization said. “On top of that our Ukrainian fellow feline fanciers are desperately trying to take care of their cats and other animals in these trying circumstances.”

The ban on Russian felines will remain in place until the end of May, after which it will be re-evaluated. Officials said they would also be donating funds to assist cat breeders in Ukraine.

The International Cat Federation was first formed in 1949 and hosts over 700 shows each year with more than 200,000 cats exhibited, according to its website.

The International Cat Federation is the latest organization to take a stand against Russia.

On Feb. 28, the International Olympic Committee banned Russian athletes from competing in the Paralympics, which began on Friday. The committee urged other sports bodies to do the same in excluding Russian athletes and officials from international events.

In response, FIFA has suspended Russian national teams from World Cup competition, including qualifying playoffs set to take place later this month.

Tech companies are also taking action in response to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.

Apple has stopped selling all of its products in Russia, while Google has suspended all ad sales in the country. Twitter and Snapchat have also made similar ad pauses in the country.

Why is Nike founder Phil Knight so desperate to prevent a Democratic win in Oregon?

Knight’s backing for Christine Drazan clashes with the company’s progressive image. Could it tip the governor’s race?

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Phil Knight speaks to the media in 2012. In the past, he has been content doing business with Democratic governors. Photograph: Nathaniel S Butler/NBAE/Getty Images

Andrew Lawrence

@by_drewThu 3 Nov 2022 01.00 EDT

If Republicans win the race for Oregon governor, it will be down to one man: Phil Knight.

Knight, of course, is the 84-year-old co-founder and chair emeritus of Nike, the house that Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods built. And in this race to govern Oregon, a bastion of west coast liberalism, Knight has thrown full support behind the Republican Christine Drazan, an anti-abortion, tough-on-crime former lobbyist pushing “election integrity”. In a rare interview with the New York Times, Knight made his motive clear: Oregon’s next governor can be anyone but the Democratic nominee, Tina Kotek.

Knight’s lavish support of the right would seem to betray Nike’s own pursuit of social equality and environmental protection. After all, this is the “Just Do It” brand that champions Serena Williams, that kneels with Colin Kaepernick, that featured Argentina’s first trans female soccer player in a recent advertisement.

Over the years, the company has pledged millions to organizations dedicated to leveling the playing field in all spheres of life. But it has also come under fire for crafting a progressive PR image as cover while manufacturing products in Asian sweatshops with forced labor practices. A 2019 study by the Clean Clothes Campaign gave Nike its worst rating, stating: “The brand can show no evidence of a living wage being paid to any workers.” Worse, a 2020 Washington Post report sourced some Nike products to a Chinese factory “under conditions that strongly suggest forced labor” among Uyghurs, according to the Australian Strategic Policy Institute thinktank.

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From left: Christine Drazan, Tina Kotek and Betsy Johnson at a July debate. Photograph: Jamie Valdez/AP

Drazan, on the other hand, led a walkout of state GOP legislators before a critical cap-and-trade vote. Besides being fiercely pro-Trump, she is also against transgender athletes in competition. So it figures that Nike, which pledged to cover travel and lodging for employees without abortion access, donated $75,000 to Kotek – who, as speaker, raised the minimum wage, limited state power plant emissions and committed to solving Oregon’s homeless crisis.

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Kotek should have been a lock to become Oregon’s next governor when she launched her campaign earlier this year. A lifelong Democrat, Kotek is the state’s furthest-left nominee yet – a policy advocate for a children’s group and a food bank before she was the legislature’s longest-serving speaker.

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But Kotek has struggled to push past Drazan, the former GOP house leader who’s only been in politics for three years. Republicans are rubbing their hands at the prospect of retaking the governorship for the first time since the Reagan administration. And it’s Knight who’s kept the door propped open for them.

With more than 73,000 worldwide employees, about 10,000 of them based at their Beaverton headquarters, Nike isn’t just one of Oregon’s biggest employers; it’s made Knight one of the world’s richest men, with an estimated $38bn net worth – money that buys clout in a lot of circles. He has given away more than a billion dollars to his alma maters Stanford and the University of Oregon, where his name is etched all over campus and the Nike swoosh pervades the athletics program.

Historically, Knight had been quite content doing business with Oregon’s Democratic governors – not least John Kitzhaber, a local legend elected to an unprecedented four terms before an ethics scandal forced him from office in 2015. That cleared the way for a fresh generation of Democrats to push progressive legislation that, among other things, would tax the rich and impose stricter regulations on big business – policies that Knight took personally. He clashed with Kitzhaber’s successor, Kate Brown, and gave $3.4m to her 2018 gubernatorial challenger Knute Buehler, who lost by seven points in a repeat of Republicans’ 2014 margin of defeat. “Knight didn’t move the needle at all,” says Jim Moore, an associate professor and director of political outreach at Pacific University.

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This time around, Knight has found his efforts boosted by a shift in political winds. In the wake of Black Lives Matter protests, Portland has been politicized on the right as a decaying refuge for homelessness and drug abuse. All the while there has been a movement among the state’s eastern conservative-leaning counties, smarting from statewide Covid lockdowns, to break from their liberal neighbors and reconstitute within Idaho, although the actual population share of secessionists is modest.

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A giant sculpture at the Nike headquarters. Photograph: Natalie Behring/Getty Images

To help his cause, Knight endorsed Betsy Johnson, an independent candidate who promised a direct line to her chief benefactor; the lifer in the state legislature holds common cause with abortion rights advocates and the NRA. “She and Phil Knight would fit very well in politics 30 or 40 years ago as moderate Republicans,” says Moore. “Social liberals and fiscal conservatives.” But Johnson’s campaign was damaged by her aggressively pro-gun response to the Uvalde school shooting (the 71-year-old, who favors stronger background checks, is not only a proud machine gun owner, but a robust gun collector) and her reluctance to condemn Confederate flag-waving supporters.

Knight has spent more than $7m on the governor’s race. Nearly half that money went toward boosting Johnson, a former Democrat who has split left-leaning voters. But when her numbers didn’t budge, Knight switched tactics and threw $1.5m at Drazan. Stumping for Kotek in Portland last month Bernie Sanders called out Knight as a corrupting influence. “Democracy is not billionaires, Phil Knight or anyone else, buying elections,” he crowed.

Overall, Oregon’s gubernatorial race has smashed records with more than $60m in donations; $13m came Drazan’s way via the Republican Governors Association (although Kotek still holds a $5m overall fundraising edge). And yet if Drazan pulls out the victory, it’ll be Knight who gets the credit – which, in this state, would be a major first for him. “A huge number of Oregonians look at him as just a rich guy who’s in it for whatever makes sense for him personally,” says Moore. “He just never moved voters to come along with him.”

Knight says he is far more conservative than Nike and that his views don’t represent the company’s. So far it appears that’s held true. “I can’t imagine there are any brand managers at Nike who are losing too much sleep,” says Matt Baker, chief strategist at the brand management firm Deutsch NY. “Of the enormous consumer base that Nike have, a fraction of a fraction would relate Phil Knight back to the brand or even be able to pick him out of a lineup.

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“Could it impact at a local level? If it was going to happen, it would’ve happened already. He’s been pretty vocal about Kate Brown’s failures and the need to wrestle the governorship away from the Democratic party for a little while. And I don’t think we’ve seen a lot of blowback on Nike the brand, the corporate favorite child of Oregon.”

Even in Beaverton, Oregon’s seventh-largest city, Knight has struggled for political sway. “Niketown used to be on the outskirts of Beaverton, and then the outskirts surrounded it,” explains Moore. Over the years, Knight has contributed record amounts to the city’s council races, pumping tens of thousands into campaigns that generally run four figures. “And his candidates all lost,” Moore says. “So that gave me the first hint that Phil Knight doesn’t carry the political weight he thinks he does.”

What’s more, Knight, a middle-distance runner in his youth, still has one major hurdle in his way: registered Democrats outnumber Republicans by almost a quarter-million. But if Drazan can somehow clear that obstacle, the sneaker king will finally achieve the status he’s long coveted in Oregon: political Bigfoot.

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