I get much news about James Bond on several newsfeed as a result of discovering I am kin to Ian (Jon) Fleming thru my cousin, Elizabeth Rosemond Taylor, I was already working on a Columbo revival, and got interested in Bond movies. I went to the solution – right away! I made my Bond the granddaughter of Teresa Bond who dies in the movie On Her Majesty’s Secret Service which is the movie James will be beamed – back to life?
I rendered Teresa’s granddaughter a Lesbian after I saw Putin’s goons whipping Pussy Riot. I did consider the truth I wrote myself out of a payday, but, now things have changed. Brittney Griner was arrested in Russia and married a woman. Starfish is six foot three. She has a Christ-complex and knows secrets about the Rebirth of Jesus. There is a rock halo about Cherelle who is grieving for the fate of her wife. In my last installment of ‘The Royal Janitor’ I have Victoria and Starfish in Russia plotting how to assassinate Putin. Starfish is going to use a broken bone to stab Putin in the heart.
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The Phoenix Mercury center proposed to Cherelle in August 2018, and the duo tied the knot nearly one year later. Since then, the pair have repeatedly gushed over each other on social media, sharing snaps from vacations and commemorating their relationship milestones.
Brittney Griner, Wife Cherelle Griner’s Relationship Timeline (usmagazine.com)
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Credit: Courtesy of Brittney Griner/Instagram
August 2018
“I will never forget the first time I said I love you and I will never forget when you said YES!” Brittney wrote via Instagram after proposing to Cherelle. “My best friend, my lover, my partner in life. I love you. I’m so lucky to have you in my life forever. You never gave up on me even when I gave up on myself. You have pull me from the ashes and held me up when I couldn’t stand. You really are my backbone and my spirit that keeps me going. I love you baby.”
Why James Bond 26 Can’t Be Another Origin Story
Craig’s debut Casino Royale was a perfect reset for 007 but, despite this, Bond 26 can’t be another James Bond origin story for a number of reasons.
BY CATHAL GUNNINGPUBLISHED JUN 14, 2022
While Daniel Craig’s James Bond franchise debut was able to tell a compelling origin story for 007, the upcoming sequel Bond 26 can’t repeat this approach for numerous reasons. Now that No Time To Die marked the end of Daniel Craig’s tenure as James Bond, the search for the next 007 is on in earnest. The lucky actor has not yet been named, although both Tom Hardy and Rege-Jean Page have been bookmaker’s favorites for some months now.
However, regardless of who ends up getting the coveted part, Bond 26 will need to do more than merely recast James Bond. Although Craig’s later additions to the franchise featured a more playful, over-the-top tone than his first James Bond movies, as a whole, the actor’s time as 007 was defined by a marked tonal shift for the series. The Bond franchise became a lot more mature, grounded, and gritty during Craig’s years playing 007, and this change now needs to be undone by the spy’s next cinematic adventure.
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Craig was not the first actor to offer a more self-serious reinvention of Bond, with both Timothy Dalton’s 007 movies and the infamously tragic On Her Majesty’s Secret Service allowing the suave super-spy to show his sensitive side. However, Craig’s James Bond was the first version of the character who (mostly) dropped the quips, gadgets, and goofy villains in favor of relatively realistic espionage action. This was never more pronounced than in his brutal debut Casino Royale, a poignant, violent introduction to the character that also served as James Bond’s origin story. However, while that 2006 hit was deservedly acclaimed for its daring reinvention of Bond, the blockbuster cinema landscape has changed in the intervening years and now Bond 26 needs a lighter, less dour tone. As a result, Bond 26 can’t be another origin story for the famous spy.
Why Casino Royale Worked As A Bond Origin Story
The surprisingly brutal and brilliant Casino Royale was a perfect introduction for Craig’s Bond and a moving origin story for 007. The thriller was heavily influenced by the Bourne trilogy and trends in post-9/11 action cinema, eschewing larger-than-life villains and self-aware one-liners in favor of angst and intensity. Craig’s brooding 007 was a more human version of the character than the franchise had ever offered before, ensuring that the spy could still be taken seriously by fans and critics by abandoning the campy elements that made 007 famous. However, Casino Royale was unique in its reinvention of Bond as a more grounded, believable sort of spy due to the timing of the movie’s release. Casino Royale arrived in the wake of Batman Begins, whereas Bond 26 will be released in an era when self-aware, over-the-top action franchises like the Mission: Impossible series and the Fast & Furious saga rule the multiplex.
Why Bond 26 Can’t Be Another Origin Story
Now that Craig has moved on, Bond 26 must make the franchise fun again. For a new version of 007 to stand out in a crowded blockbuster marketplace, the character must return to his campier roots and focus on what made Bond different from Jason Bourne and Batman, not what the spy shares with the more self-serious characters. The hero of Bond 26 needs to be less gritty and closer to his old, suave self, allowing the franchise to bring back the fun-focused tone of the Brosnan era and the welcome laughs of Roger Moore’s time playing the part. This means no tragic romances and no sad explanations of how Bond became so emotionally distant in between the car chases and exploding pens, which in turn means there is no reason for Bond 26 to be a backstory-focused installment of the series.
How To Introduce The Next 007 In Bond 26
The James Bond franchise recently proved that the series could introduce a memorable new hero without needing to ground their character with a tragic backstory. No Time To Die’s breakout character Paloma showed up for a few minutes of Craig’s final 007 movie and stole the show precisely because her character wasn’t another grim, humorless addition to the franchise. Paloma’s fast-paced debut efficiently introduced the CIA agent as a competent, resourceful, and charismatic heroine, proving that the Bond franchise can do the same for the next iteration of 007 in Bond 26. A brisk action scene highlighting Bond’s skills and panache would effectively introduce the new 007 without getting into unnecessary exposition.
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Should Bond 26 Address 007’S Backstory?
It is tough to tell whether Bond 26 should address Bond’s backstory at all if the movie is not an origin story. Since Bond 26 does need to fit into the franchise’s established lore and should not over-rely on fan service, avoiding Bond franchise plot holes by not discussing 007’s origins would be the safest bet. However, part of the appeal of Bond as a character is his reliable supporting staff, and including characters like M, Q, and Miss Moneypenny would likely necessitate discussing the Craig era to some extent. This would mean addressing the death of Craig’s version of James Bond in No Time To Die, which could easily see Bond 26 get bogged down in franchise lore. However, the sequel could get around this by finally confirming the popular fan theory that Bond is a code name. By starting the story with the new Bond already well-established in his role as a spy and not playing a rookie agent once again, Bond 26 could later drop a hint (as Die Another Day was originally intended to) about him being the latest in a string of James Bonds.
This approach would allow the franchise to balance the best of both worlds, ignoring the specifics of the new 007’s origin story while still confirming that the movie takes place in the same continuity as earlier franchise installments. With that out of the way, Bond 26 could get down to offer a more fun, fast-paced spin on the James Bond formula than the Craig-era movies while remaining safe in the knowledge that the sequel could bring back elements of Craig’s 007 era without causing complicated plot holes. The James Bond franchise has never been a masterpiece of internal consistency and a more light-hearted tone would make it easier for fans to excuse some plot snarls, meaning that there is no need to over-explain the connections between Daniel Craig’s earlier 007 and the new James Bond. Instead, Bond 26 should focus on making the James Bond franchise fun again, instead of setting up another redundant backstory for the famous character.
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The Royal Janitor
by
John Presco
Chapter 7 The Bonebreakers of Iceland
Victoria Bond got sick and ran to the bathroom after hearing Starfish’s plot on how they were going to kill Putin.
“When he shakes my hand, I’m going to grab it real hard. I will bring my left elbow down on his Radius bone – and break it! This will cause a compound fracture that I will push into his chest and heart. I will give you the most loving look before I am shot dead. There will be a lot of blood. I will be covered in blood. Do you think you can handle it?”
Starfish did not go into the bathroom to comfort her husband who was having an out-of-body experience. When she emerged, Victoria was filled in on the paper her parents wrote while at the University of Oregon. A early Viking settlement was found on Iceland. Illustrations in a cave revealed the fighting and hunting techniques of The Bone Crushers as they were named. There were not trees from which to fashion weapons.
“The Wizard wants us to grab Putin’s stool and bring it back to England. How are we going to fit that into the itinerary?” Victoria sheepishly asked, as it was now clear two female agents had a lot of To Do put on their plate. How to get shit our of a ruthless killer, guilty of genocide, and, put his bone into his heart.
“I’m leaving it up to your to envision how this excrement extraction will go. The Wizard suspect Putin has cancer. This would severely weaken his crusade of Europe, he using the LGBT people as an excuse. He gives the impression he is a Superman. Let us give a powerful message……
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Putin’s bodyguards collect his poop on trips abroad and take it back to Russia with them, report says
Jun 10, 2022, 8:19 AM
- Putin’s bodyguards collect his poop when he travels and take it back to Russia, a report says.
- It appears to be an attempt to stop foreign spies from discovering information about his health.
- The claim was made in a report from Russia experts Regis Gente and Mikhail Rubin.
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President Vladimir Putin’s bodyguards collect his poop when he travels abroad, according to a report from two investigative journalists.
The claim was made by Regis Gente, the author of two books on Russia, and Mikhail Rubin, who has covered Russia for 13 years, in a Thursday report for the French news magazine Paris Match.
According to the article, the responsibility for collecting Putin’s feces lies with the Federal Protection Service, the department tasked with protecting Putin and other government officials.
According to Gente and Rubin, each time Putin needs to go, an FSO agent places his excrement in a specialized packet so that it can be returned to Russia in a suitcase.
A privately owned ladder truck parked near City Park in Coeur d’Alene caused many citizens to voice their concerns over the political statement flag attached to the back of it.
Starfish Flight 505
Posted on March 11, 2022 by Royal Rosamond Press
Here’s the Palestinian version from the current Palestine Museum exhibit:
Russian plane leaves U.S. with expelled ‘spies’ – POLITICO
The Royal Janitor
by
John Presco
Copyright 2022
I composed this chapter in my head several days ago and posted on this process.
Chapter – Flight 505
Professor John von John did not want to be dragged into a international incident, but, Starfish made him an offer he could not refuse.
“Do you want to swim with my deep Russian fish? Pack an overnight bag! Pack and extra wig!”
“I don’t wear a wig!”
“Yeah -right!”
When the threesome landed in Washington they were driven to CIA headquarters at Langley where John was fitted with a European suit and a black patch over his left eye. John was happy when a straightjacket was strapped on Starfish, he upset with her that she had made him afraid, once again. When a doctor shot her full of methedrine……
“Don’t do that! She’s crazed enough!”
“Stand back Doctor. We know what we are doing!’
“He’s not a – real Doctor! He is a fraud!” spat Starfish, who was drooling saliva like a rabid dog. That’s when two huge agents grabbed Starfish, brusquely, and led her to the helicopter for Dullas airport. Everyone was getting in character. A guard was assigned to Victoria.
When the helicopter landed next to the Ilyushin Il-96, Starfish was the first on the tarmac. She was kicking and screaming. The Russian spies lined up to board, were, enthralled. When John von John emerged, shouting orders, they knew he was ‘The Evil One’ the super agent for M-16 they had heard so much about.
“That’s him! The guy with the eyepatch!”
A reporter for Russian television moved in for a close-up! The steel-blue madness in Starfish’s eyes- sent chills down your spine!”
“Long live mother Russia! ” Starfish shouted. And a chill overcame the leader of the Russian people.
On cue, John von John came up to Starfish – and slapped her hard across her face! Then, he hit her even harder! There was a gasp from the other spies when they saw a rivulet of blood flow from her mouth, and on to her loin cloth.
“Die – you Imperialist Dog! Die!” Starfish shouted – in Old Russian.
Starfish had full sympathy from her fellow spies. But, when she was lifted on the shoulder of the giant guards, and carried up the steps on their shoulder – like a cross – there was a collective gasp when her gold crucifix dangling from her neck, caught the setting sun!
“Martyr!” a Russian woman whispered. “Martyr!” the forty spies mumbled in concert. The fearless leader in Moscow, who was watching on T.V. said;
“Bring her to me when she arrives. Get her cleaned up. Put some clothes on her. Those bastards must have tortured her, kept her in a dungeon. All she’s wearing it a tattered…….pink loincloth.”
On the plane, the agents lined up to talk to Starfish ‘The Ros Martyr’. Victoria handled the overflow. She was wired knowing the agents couldn’t wait to talk about their TOP SECRET spy missions in the U.S.
The Coeur d’Alene Fire Department was made aware of the truck on Saturday, June 11. According to the fire department, numerous citizens reached out to voice their concerns over the flag.
The flag itself displays the letters “LGBT,” with L representing the Statue of Liberty, G representing guns, B representing beer and T representing former president Donald Trump.
“The Coeur d’Alene Fire Department supports all lawful and peaceful gatherings in our community, as well as an individual’s freedom of speech,” the department said in a press release. “We do not support, promote or represent any form of discrimination.”
The fire department went on to apologize for “the poor reflection that this privately owned fire truck portrayed” and thanked citizens for their concerns and feedback, as it helped them address the situation in a timely manner.
About The Book
A Frighteningly Plausible, Fast-Paced Thriller about a Russian Cyberattack on America and a Plot to Kill President Putin, Involving Fake News and Anonymous Hackers
The CIA has learned that the Kremlin is about to launch a sophisticated propaganda operation aimed at discrediting and disrupting the United States and ultimately restoring Russia to great nation status.The operation revolves around a plot to implicate the United States in the attempted assassination of Russian President Vladimir Putin. The plan was conceived by a Russian billionaire and former FSB officer named Andrei Turov. For years Turov has been developing the infrastructure for a new kind of warfare that exploits weaknesses in western democracies and manipulates public opinion. His organization offers the Kremlin plausible deniability.
But the United States has its own secret weapon: Christopher Niles, a former CIA intelligence officer, who understands Turov’s ambitions and capabilities. It falls to him and his small team–composed of his journalist half-brother Jon, a special forces operative he would trust with his life, and Anna Carpenter, a resourceful US senator with deep roots in the intelligence community–to unravel Turov’s plot and restore truth to a world spiraling into chaos.
The Plot to Kill Putin is a chillingly realistic, timely thriller that delves into the secret corners of Vladimir Putin’s Russia, exploring the shifting world order and the murky realm of US-Russia relations.
Previously published in the hardcover as The Children’s Game.
Starfish
Posted on April 21, 2022 by Royal Rosamond Press
Starfish
A Movie and Series about Miriam Starfish Christling, her upbringing, and her becoming the bodyguard of Victoria Rosemond Bond.
by
John Presco
Copyright 2022
Miriam’s Wardrobe
Posted on March 20, 2018 by Royal Rosamond Press
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I have suggested I and my Bond characters, have been conducting PSYCHIC WARFARE. If true, is this the cause of my dehydration?