Giving Bond – New Life!

I have suggested I and my Bond characters, have been conducting PSYCHIC WARFARE. If true, is this the cause of my dehydration? Consider my chapter on – Putin’s Poop and Bone Breaking. I am going to make sure I get credit for going for a Free World Victory, verses More Big Bongo Bucks! I invite the U.S. and U.K. Intelligence -to study me!

John Presco

The Kremlin has poo-pooed a report that Russian strongman Vladimir Putin recently fell down a flight of stairs and defecated on himself.

The denial comes after the Telegram channel “General SVR,” which purports to be run by a former Kremlin spy, claimed the 70-year-old leader took an a fecal fall at his residence on Nov. 30.

Putin was reported to have landed on his tailbone, causing him to “involuntarily defecate” due to “cancer affecting his stomach and bowels.”

The tyrant’s press team has since been trying to clean up after the embarrassing report.

Rosamond Press

I get much news about James Bond on several newsfeed as a result of discovering I am kin to Ian (Jon) Fleming thru my cousin, Elizabeth Rosemond Taylor, I was already working on a Columbo revival, and got interested in Bond movies. I went to the solution – right away! I made my Bond the granddaughter of Teresa Bond who dies in the movie On Her Majesty’s Secret Service which is the movie James will be beamed – back to life?

I rendered Teresa’s granddaughter a Lesbian after I saw Putin’s goons whipping Pussy Riot. I did consider the truth I wrote myself out of a payday, but, now things have changed. Brittney Griner was arrested in Russia and married a woman. Starfish is six foot three. She has a Christ-complex and knows secrets about the Rebirth of Jesus. There is a rock halo about Cherelle who is grieving for…

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