The Big Idea Guy
I talked with Seth Zachary’s secretary who is connected to Meg Whitman’s desire to develop Dogpatch. I told her I think Seth should win an academy award for his business presentation.
They believed I was spoofing them, or, I am crazy. Then they dare put that moronic ad in the Super Bowl Money Ball. Seth should have been the Star of that ad. I’ve got to get in the door of Quibi. Seth should have his own reality show. I told him in a e-mail he is a Art Piece.
If you can’t give ‘Distinguished Advice” don’t give any advice at all. Go down to the trainyard, and hop a freight with some Hobos! Do anything, but pretend you got good advice!
There’s the Quibi ad – that should have been!
SCENE: Seth is walking down the traintrack with two Hobo in his New York Suit. He has a stick with kerchief over his shoulder. He turns to the camera.
“Hello! My name is Seth Zachary, Chairman of the Board of Paul Hastings. Meg Whitman hired me to come up with some good ideas for Quibi. I gave her my best, but my best wasn’t good enough. She sent me packing. I am on a sabbatical, trying to clear my head, so I can get a fresh start!”
Seth goes back to explaining to his two travel companions the labyrinth of global investments. Que…..’Hit The Road Jack’.
“Quibi……Coming to your I-phone April 6th.”
John Presco
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