Victoria Rosemond Bond sat in the front row of the in Springfield. She was doing a great job to hide the truth -she was still funing!
“How im the hell didyou get a job as the First Lady’s Bodyguard? And you got me a job as her personal Art Buddy!? Are you out of your mind?”
The day after the premiere of ‘Melania’ – BOMBED – Starfish called Bondi and offered to help her track down all those who violated the sacred sanctuary of the church to express their political opinion.
“I am a free;amce Drone Ace hired by Ukraine. I work out of my home which is a abandoned gold mine in Oregon. I have access to our private satilite, named…….Bond. James – Bond! Have you heard of him?”
“No!”
“Well, Do you know Jeff Bezos owns the rights to Jame’s Bond movies. and has not done a thing. He is being sued for this. Im close with his great granddaughter, Vi/ctoria Bond. I am a cousin of Ilya Igorevich Sorokin who’s been invited to do a cameo appearance at the celebration of Belmpnts Cenmtoeal Hisyotu. Perhaps Melnaia can show up, and get some free publicity?”
Bondi like the “free publicity” angle. Some allege her rman all States srn her their voting ballot records, along with her promise to defeat the Children of the Antichrist who are attacking hristian churches, as a major alteration of realuty as we know it.”
“Count me in!”
The Wizard was all over this idea after finding the article where Trump says he wants another COLD WAR. Did he get this idea from Putin – who hates the outcome of the First Cold War – or is this comong from the man known as……….
PUTI’N’S BRAIN
“If you haven noticed, the Presideint of the United States is obsessed with the musical ‘The Pahnton of the Opera. What is in a name. I want the Belmont Masquerade to be nn amazing success. Mybe we can had the President and First Lady show up…..
IN COSTUME”
From now on you can call me…..
ZARDOZ!
Heeeeeeere;s….JOHNNY!”
DON JUAN!………..DONALD JOHN!
She’s a Superficial Psycho, you know?
“Who? Melania?”
No! Starfish. Her DNA has been traced to……
CAIN!
She has fantasitic mood swings that she clamins take her to another world, a wolrd within – this world!”
“You don’t have to tell me!” assed Victoria!! “She claims with was the bodyguard of Lilith – in a past life!”
To be continued.
[Chorus] So won’t you save yourself some time And let me lie like the devil I am? My stars, they keep falling so fast I’ll just keep riding through the eye Of the storm that keeps pulling me back Pulling me back down Oh, down to hell
President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump arrive for the premiere of her movie “Melania” at The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts, Thursday, Jan. 29, 2026, in Washington. Jose Luis Magana/AP
“Some have called this a documentary. It is not,” she told a crowd of Cabinet members, conservative influencers and minor celebrities gathered in the opera house of the newly rebranded Trump Kennedy Center for the film’s premiere Thursday evening.
“It is a creative experience that offers perspectives, insights and moments,” she said.
pentrsoSdo1hmhh69mugm61f4t57084fh1atc175091f0mil72u609i901am · Russia’s invasion of Ukraine has turned into one of the most shocking military disasters ever seen. What was supposed to be a swift “steamroller” victory has become a grinding nightmare, with Russian forces barely moving forward at 15-70 meters per day in key offensives – slower than some of the bloodiest battles of World War I!
According to the latest CSIS report, since seizing Avdiivka in early 2024, Russia has suffered around 1.2 million casualties (including up to 325,000 killed) – the highest losses for any major power since WWII – yet gained almost nothing meaningful. Pokrovsk, a vital logistics hub, saw advances of just ~70 meters/day over nearly two years, while Chasiv Yar crawled at a pathetic 15 meters/day, covering only about 10 km total. Cities remain fiercely contested, with tiny gains paid for in rivers of blood.
The hyped Russian military has exposed itself as ineffective, plagued by poor strategy, massive losses, and no decisive breakthroughs. This isn’t strength – it’s a historic
I was having a discussion in a Christian Prophecy FB group, when I posted this prophecy about the coming Antichrist. Paolo Zampolli resembles Nicolae Cartpathia, whose mother is named MARILENA which means ‘Star of the Sea’. Immediately I saw the name MELANIA! I put both names in a name scrambler – and they failed to find each other!
Zamp0lli is a good friend of our President and introduce Melania to Donald. Paolo founded a modeling agency and is married to a model! MODELMUNDI. Is there a league of Beautiful Sea Stars who are married to powerful men in order to control them and the world? Melania looks like she has a hypnotic hold on our fearless leader. Is he afraid of her and her sponsor – from the Mother Ship? Is this why he doesn’t sleep at night, he keeping his one tweeting eye open? Think of the hold Trump’s secret sexual exploits has on him, it all on video tape.
The Mugwart, Steve Bannon, just finished speaking at a Roy Moore gathering in a barn. What thousands of Christians in Alabama are believing, is, that Lucifer is a Demoncrat, and is using She-Devils to attack Jesus-God, and the Good Men that follow the Son of God. Look at all the leaders who are being exposed – in both parties! Are we missing the big picture? The first question God puts to Adam and Eve in the Garden, is………………”Where art thou?” Why have they become invisible? Some folks believe they have been kidnapped and taken to the Dark Star, where they were given extra knowledge of good and evil.
The other possibility is, Adam and Eve were altered, and were no longer “made in His image”. In one year, America is no longer recognizable.
Jon Presco
Copyright 2017
WARNING! Don’t look at the watch for more than twenty seconds.
“And then the lawless one will be revealed, whom the Lord Jesus will destroy with the breath of his mouth, annihilating him by the manifestation of his coming. The coming of the lawless one is apparent in the working of Satan, who uses all power, signs, lying wonders, and every kind of wicked deception for those who are perishing, because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion, leading them to believe what is false, so that all who have not believed the truth but took pleasure in unrighteousness will be condemned.[5]
His mother, Marilena, was unwittingly convinced by a group of Luciferians whose group she joins, to become the mother of a child who, they assured her, would change the face of the world.
In October 2013, The Prime Minister Roosevelt Skerrit appointed Zampolli as United Nation Ambassador and Ambassador For Oceans and Seas for the Commonwealth of Dominica
Derived from the Greek Melaina, which is from the root melas (black, dark). The name was made popular through its association with two 5th-century Roman saints, a grandmother and granddaughter remembered for their piety and good works for the poor.
Hitler, Uiberreither und Bormann auf der Draubrücke
Slovenia was the only present-day European nation that was trisected and completely annexed into both Nazi Germany and Fascist Italy during World War II.[67] In addition, the Prekmurje region in the east was annexed to Hungary, and some villages in the Lower Sava Valley were incorporated in the newly created Nazi puppet Independent State of Croatia
Novo Mesto was attested in historical sources in 1365 as Růdolfswerde (and as Rudolfswerd in 1392 and Noua Mesta in 1472).[3] The German name (spelled Rudolfswerth in the modern era) is a compound of the personal name Rudolf and wert ‘island, peninsula, land above the water’,[3] and refers to Rudolf IV, Duke of Austria, who conferred town rights upon the settlement in 1365.[3][4] The parallel German name Neustadtl was also in use (attested as Newestat in 1365, and probably a translation of the Slovene name). The name used for the settlement before 1365 is unknown. The Slovene name Novo mesto literally means ‘new town’; names like this are common in Europe and generally refer to settlements built at a site where an older one was burned or otherwise destroyed. From 1865 to 1918, the town was officially named Rudolfovo in Slovene, based on the German name.[3] Following World War I and the dissolution of Austria-Hungary, the city became part of the Kingdom of Yugoslavia and was officially renamed Novo mesto.
In 2006 Irene Marie along with MTV launched 8th & Ocean, a television series chronicling the lives of models and staff at the Irene Marie Modeling agency.
The Socialist Republic of Slovenia (Slovene: Socialistična republika Slovenija) was one of the six republics forming the post-World War II country of Yugoslavia. It existed under different names from 29 November 1945 until 25 June 1991. In 1990, while the country was still a part of the Yugoslav federation, the League of Communists of Slovenia allowed for the establishment of other political parties, which led to the democratization of the country.[1]
Zampolli has worked with several United Nations environmental projects, including hosting functions such as the United Nations Diamond Awards Gala for Renewable Energy and The Friends of Climate Change.[citation needed] Zampolli has served as President of Green Incorporated, a firm that collaborates with the United Nations on ecological projects.[6]
As executive director of the International Renewable Energy Organization (I.R.E.O.), an intergovernmental organization, he has collaborated together with the United Nations to organize various conferences on climate change.[citation needed] Zampolli hosted Climate Change I.R.E.O. conference which counted former U.S. President Bill Clinton as guest speaker.[7]
In 2011, he was officially named Minister-Counsellor to the Permanent Mission of the Commonwealth of Dominica at the United Nations.[citation needed] In August 2012, he was appointed as Ambassador under the Tourism Ministry of Grenada.[citation needed] In October 2013, The Prime Minister Roosevelt Skerrit appointed Zampolli as United Nation Ambassador and Ambassador For Oceans and Seas for the Commonwealth of Dominica.[citation needed] In June 2014, Keith Mitchell Prime Minister of Grenada, appointed Zampolli’s wife, Amanda Ungaro-Zampolli as United Nations ambassador in charge of Post 15th Agendas and responsible of the second committee with United Nations Ambassador Ranking.[citation needed] Ungaro-Zampolli is currently working under the 69th United Nations Vice President of the UN General Assembly for the Blue Economy.[8]
According to the plot, born in Cluj County, Romania, Carpathia was the product of genetic engineering and artificial insemination. His mother, Marilena, was unwittingly convinced by a group of Luciferians whose group she joins, to become the mother of a child who, they assured her, would change the face of the world. Marilena stayed with her husband, Sorin, until the baby was born, insisting that her son keep the strong Carpathia name. (In the prequel novels, it is explained that the name “Nicolae”, when translated, means “victory of the people”, although this is far from Carpathia’s actual goals.)
Through his parents, Carpathia possessed a unique bloodline, dating back to Ancient Rome, so he could actually claim to be a Roman descendant. This references both the early Christian belief that the Antichrist would come in the form of a Roman emperor, as well as the current Pre-Millennialist Christian view[citation needed] that the Antichrist will emerge from a “New Roman Empire”[citation needed].
Stefan Ein’s father was a member of the Nazi Party. When he came home at the end of World War Two, he took his infant son by his head, and hung him over a balcony, threatening to drop him. After hearing this two months ago, I pondered what was going through Mr. Ein’s mind. I conclude he was very disappointed Hitler lost the war, and, the Super Race Dream that his child represented. This boy became a living reminder, a symbol of utter failure. All hope is gone. The child must die with Hitler.
With Trump’s announcement he wants a new Cold War, we the people of the world have once again been taken hostage by nuclear terror, and we are dangling on the edge. Studies have been done on how much damage the nuclear threat is to the human psyche .Two months ago Stefan and I talked for an hour on the phone about the Habsburg painting at the Jordon Schnitzer Museum. He told me Austrian politics are very progressive, and thus the Austrians may no want this painting. In the last several days there is breaking news that Trump’s national security adviser, Michael T. Flynn, met with the leader of the Right-wing group that is giving new life to Nazi ideas.
As I type, the United Nations is about to vote on keeping Israel from building new settlements that were first built by Turnverein Jews, Fort-Eighters who fought the Habsburg army, and lost. The Turners fled to America and Palestine. There would be no Israel without the terror and mass murder Stefan’s father launched on the world. There would be no Republican Party – and President Trump – without the Turners. Are the Habsburgs at the epicenter of the Doomsday Countdown?
your information was forwarded to the Austrian Consulate General. Please give us more details why you to your mind the mentioned canvas was smuggled out of Austria and who did that.
Kind regards
Josef Schwob
Since Dr. Robert Granitsch was married to a “half-Jew” after Nazi legislation, his three children, Susanne, born 1899, Dora, born 1904 and Lorle, born 1912, were persecuted in Austria after the Nazis’ Where Dr. Susan (!) Konirsch, née Granitsch, and Lorle Kornfeld, née Granitsch, had to flee to the USA,”
The alleged meeting between Flynn and Heinz-Christian Strache, which was first reported by The New York Times, took place several weeks ago, according to Strache. In his posting about it, Strache also announced signing a “cooperation pact” with Russian President Vladimir Putin.
A Trump spokeswoman didn’t respond to a request for comment, but an anonymous transition team official told CNN the meeting didn’t happen. The Austrian embassy declined to comment.
An unusually high number of junior-level civil servants in the U.S. National Security Council are looking for other jobs over concerns about President-elect Donald Trump’s choice for national security adviser, Michael T. Flynn, according to current and former officials who spoke withThe Guardian. Flynn, who ran the Defense Intelligence Agency until 2014, has emerged as one the most controversial picks Trump has made for his incoming cabinet on account of the retired lieutenant general’s affinity for conspiracy theories and Islamophobia, as well as his partisan posturing and possible connections to the Russian and Turkish governments. Last week, it was also revealed that Flynn had inappropriately shared classified information with foreign military officers while serving in Afghanistan, though an Army investigation later determined national security was not damaged as a result.
Whatever their reasoning, it seems that many of the 400 or so foreign-policy experts who work on the NSC (but aren’t political appointees) aren’t sure it’s a good idea to stick around. Per an official who spoke with The Guardian, “Career people are looking to get out and go back to their agencies and pressure is being put on them to get them to stay. There is concern there will be a half-empty NSC by the time the new administration arrives, which no one wants.” In addition, many of these positions would be difficult to fill, a process that could take months, potentially leading to a talent shortage within a crucial part of the country’s national-security apparatus.
The head of Austria’s anti-immigrant Freedom Party, which was founded after World War II by former Nazis, claimed in a Facebook post this week that he met with Retired Lt. Gen. Mike Flynn, Donald Trump’s pick to serve as his national security adviser.
The alleged meeting between Flynn and Heinz-Christian Strache, which was first reported by The New York Times, took place severHeinz-Christian Strache,al weeks ago, according to Strache. In his posting about it, Strache also announced signing a “cooperation pact” with Russian President Vladimir Putin.
A Trump spokeswoman didn’t respond to a request for comment, but an anonymous transition team official told CNN the meeting didn’t happen. The Austrian embassy declined to comment.
“This is not just any opposition party: It is one with Nazi sympathies,” said Daniel Serwer, a former state department official who’s now a professor at the School of Advanced International Studies at Johns Hopkins University. “Nor is Flynn any national security adviser. He is a documented conspiracy propagator. His long-term strategy colleague, Steve Bannon, is an ethnic nationalist and anti-Semite. The president-elect is an anti-Muslim and anti-immigration bigot.”
Although they’re proud of their positions on immigration and Islam, Strache and Flynn have denied that they’re anti-Semitic.
The Freedom Party’s first leader was Anton Reinthaller, who supported the Nazi party as early as 1928 and later served as a Nazi government official. Reinthaller was a member of the SS, the Nazi paramilitary organization-turned-secret police that executed much of the Holocaust. Although there’s no clear evidence that Reinthaller was directly involved in the shooting, gassing and torture of millions of Jews, Roma, communists, gay people and others, he served in the government that carried it out and did nothing to stop it.
Here’s a photo of him with Hitler during the Reichstag meeting about Germany’s annexation of Austria:
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Hitler addresses the Reichstag in Berlin in 1938. Anton Reinthaller is in the first row, fifth from left, according to a caption provided by Getty.
“Readers have a hard time distinguishing between ex-Nazis and neo-Nazis,” warned Swanee Hunt, a former U.S. ambassador to Austria who’s now a lecturer at Harvard’s John F. Kennedy School of Government. In Austria, “there was always this struggle with how do you deal with people who were Nazis,” she said. “Austria had lots and lots of people who were Nazis and sympathizers. It’s not like they just disappear into thin air.”
When Hunt served in Austria in the 1990s, the Freedom Party “had that strain that’s echoed here more in the alt-right,” she said, referring to white nationalist Richard Spencer’s term for American white nationalism and its associated movements. “It’s building on this anti-foreigner and anti-Muslim sentiment that you see, frankly, all over.”
The Freedom Party has worked hard to woo Jews ― Strache has visited Israel and the party hosted a conference on anti-Semitism last month. The Freedom Party believes it has a “common cause,” with “Israel and the Jewish people,” the Washington Post reported in November: “controlling the spread of Islam.”
But sometimes, the past shines through.
In 2012, Austria’s then-president canceled plans to give Strache an award after the Freedom Party leader was overheard claiming that he and his allies were the “new Jews” and that the fearsome heckling they received on their way into a gala at Vienna’s Hofburg Palace was “like Kristallnacht,” the night in 1938 when Austrian and German civilians, with the aid of Nazi paramilitaries, murdered Jews, destroyed Jewish-owned stores, burned hundreds of synagogues and sent tens of thousands of Jews to concentration camps to die.
“Strache mocked the victims of the Holocaust by comparing himself and his fellow extremists to Jews and invoking Kristallnacht to complain about the anti-fascist protests,” Abraham H. Foxman, the national director of the Anti-Defamation League and a Holocaust survivor, said at the time. “This trivialization is outrageous, but not surprising from Strache and his ilk.”
“At risk of appearing to be a conspiracy theorist myself, I think we are seeing an effort to build an international coalition of like-minded anti-Muslim, anti-immigration ethnic nationalists who can be depended upon to undermine the liberal democratic order of the West, in particular its international norms regarding peace and security, its trade and investment rules, and its human rights standards,” Serwer said.
I have contacted INTERPOL and UNESCO about the Habsburg Pianting at the Schnitzer. I will be sending this blog to Jill Hartz, the Executive Director. I sent an e-mail to Cheyrl Hartup, and got no response. I had several telephone conversation with Alexandra V. Cipolle-Notman of the Eugene Weekly. We exchanged e-mails about our meeting place. She never got back to me, and has not replied to further e-mails from me. She asked me on the phone if I tried contacting the Habsburgs. I told her I had not. I do not trust her. Why should I? All my correspondence is copyrighted, along with the contents of my blog. A real crime may have been committed. This is not the time to play games.
Below is an e-mail I sent Stefan Eins in September of 2013 about this Habsburg painting a famous artist from Austria. Jospeh Swobb said he would forward my information to Austrian Consulate. The possible obstruction of a criminal matter of this magnitude, has bid me to be as transparent as possible. Who knows where this will lead?
John Presco
Presdient: Royal Rosamond Press Co.
John Ambrose <braskewitz@yahoo.com>
To
hartz@oregon.edu
Today at 11:01 AM
Dear Ms. Hartz – Over ten days ago I contacted Charyl Hartup about the Habsburg painting that is possibly stolen. I was going to meet with Ms. Alexandra V. Cippoli-Notman at a resturant, then we changed that to the Schnitzer because I wanted to introduce her to my dear friend, Virginia Hambley, who is related to Empress Zita. I told her it would be wonderful to take Virginia’s pic in front of ‘The Last Audience’. Alex failed to confirm this meeting and has not responded to my e-mails. This is an insult! I will let members of the House of Bourbon know of it. Virginia’s great grandfather tried to restore the Bourbons, and led the invasion of Algiers to dispose of a Caliphate. Let us not interfere with a international investigation. I have contacted UNESCO and INTERPOL and sent them this message.
John Presco
President: Royal Rosamond Press
I contacted someone at the Austrian Consulate about the Habsburg painting at the Universty of Oregon museum, that I believe belongs to Austria. Just after the war, In Room 318 of the Imperial Hotel in Vienna where the Property Control Branch of the Allied Forces has set up a Reparation Division. Below is part of the correspondence of Susanne Granitsch-Konirsch. She is the daughter of Helene Granitsch who is standing behind Empress Zita and staring out at the intended audience. Thus large unfinished work ended up in a bank vault in Eugene Oregon where it sat for sixteen years. https://rosamondpress.com/2016/11/05/spring-roses-of-nations/
Today is July 22, 2027. I just got up, turned in the news, and saw what a Russian drone factory looks like. A Russian gives thanks to his leaders for having the foresight to understand it would be….
“A WAR OF DRONEs!”
Spooky Noodles has sworn there are important people reading my blog – and react! This is a compliment. My neighbor shouted I was a psychopath by what she reads in this blog. She is a nurse who was dismissed from eh Johnson Unit where she worked for many years – dealing with the insane. I asked her why she was dismissed. She refused to say, saying those records are – sealed!
Secular and religious history is full of accounts of people being harassed for claiming they are – A PROPHET! Royal Rosamond Press will publish some of these accounts, because, what other weapons are there yet to be made, that someone with foresight might already be aware of, but is afraid to reveal because a neighbor is suggesting they will be
“LOCKED UP IN A LUNATIC WARD”
I created Miriam Starfish Christling in answer to my menacing critics, such as Alley Valkyrie. She too honed in on my claims I was a prophet. I claimed my church is in South Africa, and I am a
“ZULU NAZARITE”
Come to think of it, I exposed a Russian who said he was in the U.S. Navy and posted pics on his Facebook. I told him one looks like a Russian Naval base. He unfriended me! Take note these drones are used to bomb and terrorize citizens in their homes – while they sleep! Iran is given credit for sharing their technology with Russia. This is..
DRONE TERRORISM
I asked my neighbor why she never called Cahoots to come help me while I’m having a n (alleged) psychotic episode. She said
“It will take more than Cahoots to get you out of here!”
I asked her if she thought our old neighbor Cheryl was insane. She refused to answer. I now suspect she believes I called 911 on her, and, she is hell bent on wanting to see me dragged OUT OF HERE
……kicking and screaming! I have been on the bus with Ken Kesey. I have called this woman
NURSE RATCHET
THE WARD WARS
She knows I am authoring my autobiography! This post is going into my Companion Book, so my readers can see what its like to write a James Bond Novel – or two. I wrote a Colombo-like detective book, using this woman as a model, and she had me show it to her mother.
BINGO! I will have James locked up in a Russian Psyche Ward where a 400 pound Nashi Nurse tries to break Bond’s will, and destroy his mind…..forever! Will Nurse Tanya employ LSD?
Bond Trips out and plays masterful mind ganes with..
THE GARGANTUEN GASLIGHTER
Im now going to try and sell my detective story ‘Kimbo and Wade’. I might make Wade around twenty-five years of age – and he looks like Columbo’s grandson. Kimbo runs away from her home in Telavi, and becomes a Zulu Nazarite. As a detective team, they come to Springfield Oregon and investigate what became of….
An idea for Quibi ten minute movie based upon real life – if you want to call it that. This is like a Sam Spade story of a large woman out for revenge after she felt she was rejected for her obesity.
John Presco a.k.a. Doc Savage
Copyrght 2020
Kim Haffner wanted to see me dragged off to the Johnson Unit where she worked. She told me she thought our neighbor was insane. She was thrilled at the idea I would go to the JU instead of Cheryl. She wanted all our neighbors to see me taken away in a straight jacket, like Cheryl! This was some sort of Women’s Revenge and Transference. Cheryl will be made whole while I am being hit with a shot of thorazine in a padded cell.
If you took a survey, 99% of males would say the last thing they want is a crazy woman to come to their door – and go crazy! After Kim movied in, she noticed our neighbor – was crazy! Kim Hafner complained about the glitter Cheryl threw all over our stairs, claiming we like the glitter. Kim said it was all over her carpet. I told her about the horrific pounding noise I got from time and suggested this was being done to get my attention. Kim said she understood, having worked on the John Unit.
After twenty minutes of crashing and banging, I called Kim and had her call Cheryl. I heard her phone ring, but, Cheryl did not pick up. Five minutes later, I hear this scraping sound at my door, I open it and Cheryl collapses and falls inside my home. She is screaming
Many writers end up isolated like Pynchon. When we manage to get away from our keyboards, often our story, and, material gathering go with. Ideas pop up out of nowhere. My neighbor Kim would take me shopping. We would discuss some of the nutty inexplicable things going on in our appartment complex. I thought Kim had a sharp mind. I compared us to Detectives. Later, the old Colombo came to mind, and I thought this show needed to be revived for the new generation. I came up with Kimbo and Wade. Here is the first ‘Walk-on’ of Ian Fleming. I was in trance a lot.
In September of 2018, I proposed a remake of Columbo. I am now going to do a treatment of The Rockford Files that my kin Harlee McBride appeared in. Royal taught Erle Stanley Gardener to write and type. Erle created Perry Mason starring Raymond Burr who wanted my art in his gallery. As a New Year Resolution, I’m going to join the Script Writer’s Guild. My connections give me an advantage. I have not formed a partnership with anyone.
The Kimbo and Wade Show Posted on September 1, 2018 by Royal Rosamond Press
Many writers end up isolated like Pynchon. When we manage to get away from our keyboards, often our story, and, material gathering go with. Ideas pop up out of nowhere. My neighbor Kim would take me shopping. We would discuss some of the nutty inexplicable things going on in our appartment complex. I thought Kim had a sharp mind. I compared us to Detectives. Later, the old Colombo came to mind, and I thought this show needed to be revived for the new generation. I came up with Kimbo and Wade. Here is the first ‘Walk-on’ of Ian Fleming. I was in trance a lot.
Too bad non-writers want to hog the show, take over your efforts and make them their own. Instead of me proudly showing off Snyder’s book to Kim and her people, I hide the evil slanderous thing. I wanted Kim to give me a fresh perspective, and tell me I had a reason to doubt many facts. I got just the opposite. Kim Hafner went over to the dark side.
What Kim did was make her the Mother Goose of my Secret Self and Forbidden Information that she fed to her chicklings. She is Nurse Ratched. They played amateur psychiatrist. They wanted MORE. She pretended to be my friend, but, was spying on me. This is what executor Sydney Morris set up when he sold my sister’s creative legacy to a outsider who pretended to be – like family! A world famous woman artist lost control of HER INFOMATION. Her 276 page autobiography was – disappeared. She was made out to be a dangerous psychotic. My nieces Inheritance – was destroyed! With the help of Liz and Fleming, it rises from the ashes!
I disavow any collaboration or relationship with Kim Hafner.
John Presco 007
Copyright 2018
Columbo’s Flaws, Fears and Phobias
Fictional heroes often seem invincible because they are so mentally and physically flawless. James Bond is not just clever: he is also agile and strong, and totally without fear – the picture of mental and physical perfection. Even Mike Hammer, a relatively brutish slug, has no major mental or bodily shortcomings.
Kimbo And Wade Posted on May 10, 2017by Royal Rosamond Press
Kimbo and Wade
The Tale of the Lost Cellphone
by
Jon Presco
Copyright 2017
KIMBO
Detective Sargent Kimbo O’Connorstien, looked young for her age. If you have to know, she is thirty-eight. When she was sixteen she used a fake Israeli passport she purchased from Hamas, to enter the Miss America Beauty Pageant, held in New York in 1996. While changing in the dressing room, she was accosted by a man whom she wants to remain anonymous. He abused her. He shamed her. He made her believe she was not worthy. She came to believe being beautiful put her on the wrong path, the path to meet The Big Bad Wolf’.
After discovering her beautiful interior, she changed her outward appearance. This was more than a protest, and a show of rebellion. At eighteen she was known as the World’s Foremost Skeptic. She was Queen of the Trolls on the internet. Facebook became her Killing Field. When she was banned, she came back as a new persona. Her most lethal character was Lily Mae Rosamond, country redneck woman. She was a cyber castrator. She lured beer-guzzling hog-men from Arkansas, to their doom. She was Jail Bait From Hell. She took no prisoners!
Kinbo O’Conerstein was born in a Kibbutz to Sean O’Conner, and Susanne Finkelstein. Sean was an IRA Bomber who lost his core identity when peace was made in Northern Ireland. Looking for more trouble to get himself into, he moved to Israel. That’s when he saw her out his window. Captain Susanne was chasing a dozen Palestinian boys down a narrow road, all by herself. They had hit her with a rock. Her platoon did not follow her as she charged into them. Now, they had her cornered in a dead end. They all had a rock in their hand, a dozen more at their feet. That’s when Sean ran down the stairs, and put his body between the boys, and, the woman he would soon marry.
“Let he without sin, cast the first stone!”Sean shouted, his green Irish eyes all ablaze with passion that had been handed down for fifty generations. The boys marveled at his thick accent, his bravery, his……I will never back down………resolve! And one by one, they dropped their rocks and went home to have some lunch.
WADE
When Lieutenant Wade caught his fellow officers being boys in the locker room, he joined in the bragging contest. There he’d be, with big old man balls dangling as he dried his hairy legs with one foot on the bench.
“Timothy Leary’s wife, Rosemary, and I started fucking like bunny rabbits the minute we lay eyes on one another. I was seventeen, a freshman at Harvard. I was a whiz-kid majoring in chemistry. My classmate, who beat at Boris Spassky at chess, suggested we go out to Millbrook and buy some reefer, give it a try, see what it was like. Did I tell you that after my friend beat Spassky, a young Putin came up and kicked my friend in the balls as hard as he can. Never turn your back on that sore loser………….Hey, where ya fellas going?
THE PINUSMOBILE
When Wadsworth and Kimbo’s squad car was sabotaged by toothpicks broken off in the locks, they mosbyed over to the impound yard to borrow a car for the day. That’s when Wadsworth T. Shingletown spotted ‘The Chicken Wagon’.
‘Hey Kimbo. Check this ride out. This is the old relic from the Swap Meet Pickers Fair they had out there on Highway 99 last year. There was a shootout over a big bundled deal gone bad. The guy who drove this, was the last man standing. See the bullet holes? He almost made it to Eugene, but, having bled out, he crashed through the fence onto the driving range at Fidel’s Green, where he was unmercifully pelted with golf balls, until they realized the driver was dead. I tell you, there are some mean golfers in the Emerald Valley! Two of them threw their golf clubs away, for good, and got into therapy.”
KIMBO “Yep! That’s what I heard. I can’t stay away from a good swap meet. They don’t make glass like they used to. What’s the name on the panel? Pinus Chicken Ranch – Fresh Eggs Today’.”
WADSWORTH “No, that’s pronounced Pinus, not Penis!”
KIMBO “Whatever. Let’s get in and see if it runs.”
ONE YEAR LATER
After failing to coax Kimbo and Wade to get the brakes fixed on the Chicken Wagon, the chief ordered them to do so – pronto!
“That wreck gets on everyone’s nerves. When you pull into the parking lot, its like fingernails on a chalkboard. We can’t think. Everyone stops what they are doing until you come to a complete, agonizing, stop. We lose our place, forget where we were in our investigations.”
KIMBO “Hey! Wait a minute Chief. Why do you think we crack so many cases. Our suspects have the same reaction. We call them up and tell them we will be right over. We delay our arrival an hour. By then, they are fit to be tied. They had gotten all prepared, ready to be smooth and in control. Then, we pull into their driveway. Right off they think we are Mexican gardeners who have lost their way, or, are using their drive way to turn around. They come at us – screaming! Some are waving the golf club they keep by the front door. When we flash them our badge – WE GOT EM! They are all softened up. Their boundaries are shattered. They’ll rat on their own grandmother just to get rid of us.”
CHIEF “Hmm! You got a point. Perhaps we can do a modification, install another set of breaks?
ONE MONTH LATER
Kimbo and Wade are driving down Franklin Street, when this dude in a plastic Jelly Beanmobile, who had been riding Wade’s ass for three blocks, passed the CW in a huff, then slowed down. This was common. Young punks who can barely make their car payment, hate the idea of being stuck behind an old beater. When the JB was caught by a red light, Wade gave the order.
WADE “Give em an A!”
KIMBO “You got it!”
Kimbo hit the old switch on the panel of plywood that had four switches on it. And, the loud sound of a truck with real bad brakes came screeching out of the speaker under the grill.
WADE “Now, smoke em!”
Kimdo hit switch B, and acrid smoke came out of the tire wells.
They had stopped busting their britches with laughter a week ago, because, they were just taking care of business, now. Yeah! There was some police harassment.
The Chicken Police nonchalantly watched another young punk frantically pull his JB to the curb, believing he was going to get rear-ended – big time!
When Wade pulled alongside, Kimbo rolled down the window.
KIMBO “Sorry about that. As soon as we sell enough eggs, we’re going to get our brakes fixed. You go on a head. We’ll make sure we stay well enough behind. No, you go! O.K. Have it your way!
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Amazon paid Melania Trump’s production company $40 million for the rights to the documentary. That amount is about $26 million more than the offer from the next closest bidder, Disney.Credit…Jeenah Moon/Reuters
The film’s rollout is huge — a $35 million marketing campaign that includes television commercials during N.F.L. playoff games and a premiere simulcast in 25 theaters in the United States. Starting Friday, the film hits 3,300 theaters worldwide.
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Try Amazon’s all-hands-on-deck handling of “Melania,” which follows Melania Trump, the first lady, in the days leading up to her husband’s second inauguration. Ms. Trump produced the film, which was directed by Brett Ratner, who has not made a movie since 2017, when multiple women accused him of sexual misconduct. He has denied those accusations.
Amazon paid Ms. Trump’s production company $40 million for the rights to “Melania,” about $26 million more than the next closest bidder, Disney. The fee includes a related docuseries that is scheduled to air later this year. The budget for “Melania” is unknown, but documentaries that follow a subject for a limited amount of time usually cost less than $5 million to produce. The $35 million for marketing is 10 times what some other high-profile documentaries have received.
All of which has a lot of Hollywood questioning whether Amazon’s push is anything more than the company’s attempt to ingratiate itself with President Trump.
“This has to be the most expensive documentary ever made that didn’t involve music licensing,” said Ted Hope, who worked at Amazon from 2015 to 2020 and was instrumental in starting the company’s film division. “How can it not be equated with currying favor or an outright bribe? How can that not be the case?”
Thom Powers, the documentary programmer for the Toronto International Film Festival and host of the “Pure Nonfiction” podcast, called the deal “startling” because of Mr. Ratner’s involvement and because Amazon’s payment for the film had “no correlation to the marketplace.”
Some employees in Amazon’s entertainment division had similar concerns, according to three sources with knowledge of discussions inside Amazon. They were told that the project was mandated by the company’s leadership and that employees could not opt out of working on the film for political reasons. Andy Jassy, Amazon’s chief executive, and Mike Hopkins, who runs Amazon Studios, attended a private screening of the film at the White House on Saturday.
Amazon, when asked for comment about its promotion of the movie, repeated a statement it had released in the past: “We licensed the film for one reason and one reason only — because we think customers are going to love it.”
Representatives for Ms. Trump did not respond to a request for comment.
To grasp just how uncustomary Amazon’s marketing push for “Melania” is, consider how Magnolia Pictures handled “RBG,” a portrait of Ruth Bader Ginsburg during her 25th year as a Supreme Court justice, in 2018.
CNN Films produced “RBG” for around $1 million. The promotional budget, including an awards campaign that helped it land two Oscar nominations, totaled about $3 million. The film debuted in 34 theaters and expanded into 432 locations over several weeks. It ultimately collected $14 million, enough to rank as the year’s No. 1 political documentary.
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That is a customary — even robust — rollout for a documentary.
One of the directors of “RBG,” Julie Cohen, has also worked with Amazon on documentaries like “My Name Is Pauli Murray,” the story of a nonbinary Black lawyer, activist and poet whose work influenced Thurgood Marshall and others.
Because Ms. Trump had editorial control over “Melania,” Ms. Cohen said, the film has “no artistic or journalistic integrity.”
“I’ve loved working with them in the past, but I wouldn’t want to work with them in the future,” Ms. Cohen said about Amazon. “I’m very concerned about the amount of money they paid for the film. That’s not normal spending for a documentary, so I think that would suggest that Amazon is buying something else for their money. That’s a big problem.”
Before “Melania,” Amazon was known in Hollywood for nonfiction films with a progressive bent, like “I Am Not Your Negro,” based on James Baldwin’s unfinished manuscript; “Mayor Pete,” about Pete Buttigieg’s campaign for president; “All In: The Fight for Democracy,” about Stacey Abrams and her campaign to stop voter suppression; and “Time,” about the racial politics of incarceration.
In total, Amazon paid roughly $12 million for those four films.
“Melania” is expected to sell about $5 million in tickets from Friday through Sunday at 1,700 theaters in the United States and Canada, based on advance ticket sales and surveys that track moviegoer interest. Ticket revenue is shared roughly 50-50 by theaters and distributors.
An opening weekend in that range would put “Melania” on a par with other documentaries aimed at conservative audiences but with much smaller production and marketing budgets. “Am I Racist?,” a takedown of the diversity and inclusion movement, collected $4.5 million on its opening weekend in 2024, according to Comscore, which compiles box office data. (It took in $12.3 million by the end of its run.) “After Death,” about near-death experiences, arrived to $5.1 million in 2023 and took in $11.8 million in total.
Amazon, of course, can also monetize “Melania” on its Prime streaming service, where the film is expected to become available three to four weeks after it debuts in theaters.
On Friday, “Melania” will also be released in 1,600 theaters overseas, where FilmNation, a New York company, is handling distribution in more than 20 countries. International ticket sales are expected to be weak, according to box office analysts. Vue, a major European cinema operator, is offering nine showings (451 seats in all) at its multiplex in York, England, from Friday through Sunday, one analyst noted. As of Wednesday, it had sold six seats.
Vue’s chief executive, Tim Richards, told the Guardian newspaper on Monday that he had received a considerable number of emails from customers criticizing the company’s decision to show the film.
Miriam’s Mood Swings
The Royal Janitor
by
John Presco
Copyright 2018
It can be said Miriam is always experiencing mood swings, but several days after she and Victoria returned from Eugene Oregon, her mood had taken a turn for the worse.
“I hate my room. I need to be relocated. My accommodations are not austere enough. I need an environment that is more, severe.”
“Didn’t we go through this when your were hired? You saw all the rooms at Osborne, and settled on the chore girl’s room. Didn’t you measure it? Is the bed – too big?”
“Stop patronizing me. I know the story of Goldylicks.”
“That’s – locks!”
“Whatever! I have studied Osborne House. The chore girls were sluts. They didn’t last long. They got pregnant in a year. I feel like I’m living in a whore house.I’m a good Christian girl.”
“Well! Aren’t we picky. How about the boiler room?”
“Show me!”
It was love at first sight! Miriam shrieked when she saw the old army cot.
“Is this – mine?”
“Ahh – yes. The boiler man uses it when there is boiler trouble and he has to spend the night.”
“Is he an old guy?”
“Yes!”
“Tell him he can have my old room.”
“O.K.”
Well, the boiler guy was not told anything, and when he came to make his weekly check on his boiler, there was Miriam laying naked on his cot staring up at the monograms on the boiler. She had an earplug in that broadcast tinny music and the news report from he crystal radio set she made. The boiler guy studied her long lithe form lit by Miriam’s kerosene lamp. A wave of jealousy swept over him. This is how he longed to live, but, then he would not find the right person to live with him. And…..there she be!
“I deserve you!” The boiler man said in a haunting voice. Miriam jumped up, and was ready to pounce. The old man saw the fire of the furnace between her long legs. her eyes were ablaze.
“Thank you. I will be going now!”
Miriam lay back down on her cot. A man had just seen her naked in Osborne House. She went back to studying the monogram, and let out a quite whimper because she was mind-blind to monograms. She could not fathom them, see the letters.
“Why?” she asked. Miriam was talking to herself, and it was noticed. Victoria summoned her to her office.
“Miriam. It has come to my attention you are talking to yourself.”
“Did that old fuck say something?”
“If you are talking about the boiler guy, he quit. You really stressed him out. I might have to ask you to wear more clothes.”
“Good! I want his job!” Miriam asked, and Victoria was relieved a fight over her dress had been avoided another day.
“You got it. No need to tell me you studied-up.”
“Did you know twenty percent of the boilers in the great estate were maintained by The Dorchester Orion Amalgamate. Union members wear the belt of Orion. The Romans commissioned them to supply wood for their baths throughout England. They are way older than the Catholic church. My menstrual cycles are affected by Orion’s Belt.
“Really!” Victoria said, and sucked in some air through her gritted teach. She was not in the mood for more strange Communist cosmologies that developed behind the Iron Curtain in the 50s. “Miriam. I think it would be best that you go out, more often. No, that was bullshit. Miriam, you need a social life. Your moods have soured. If you were a feline, I would buy a cat for you to play with. You are in need of a companion. We have found someone your age who will play with you. We do not want you hitting the pick-up bars. You don’t take rejection well.”
“Are you paying her to play with me?”
“No – yes! She’s a professional model, and, her whole life is dedicated to her craft. Models are always, on. Even when asleep.”
“How do you know she will get along with me?”
“We don’t. Thiis is why we thought it best she be on the payroll.”
“May I ask, who “we” is? Have you, and the others, been spying on me?” With that question, Miriam turned her back, but not before Miriam shot Victoria a very lethal look. Now her boss felt all the cylinders of her fury being ignited.
“Gulp! Did I just tell my deadly bodyguard I am paying someone to play with her. What kind of asshole am I? I’m – dead! I deserve to die.”
Miram gripped the handle on her desk drawer where she hept her required weapon. But, Mirriam turned, and was wearing a bright happy look!”
“What’s her name. I can’t wait to meet her! This will be so much fun!”
“Ah….Let me see!” Victoria flipped through her notes. “Her name is Barbazanya! I want you to take a week off in order to get know each other.”
“What a beautiful name! I will send you pics!”
Then one day, Nattitude announced
“Hey – look! I just got some pics of Miriam. Come look!”
Victoria rushed over feeling a pang of jealousy.
“She was supposed to be sending me pics!” Victoria gasped. “Oh my God! Is this our Miriam? She looks so – artificial! That’s Barbazanya? She’s gorgeous! What!? Miriam won a string bikini contest? I told her not to model!”
“Yeah! But, you didn’t tell her she couldn’t enter a beauty contest. You got to be specific. My thirteen years old daughter can bend light around corners.”
“Why does Barbazanya have her arm draped over Miriam’s leg? She not writing. She’s just pretending. What the?”
“Their posing.” Nattitude said. ‘They’re posing for you.”
“Why?”
“They want to make you jealous. How many girlfriends did you have growing up?”
“None!………What a phony!”
Nattitude cleared her throat, ever so slightly, then, put her Rubic’s Cube down on her desk. She was done figuring this one out.
“Look at that – baby face! Those are pouting baby lips! Barbazanya has taken her cute little baby to the beach wearing her baby bonnet! What is this, stuff? Who shot these pics? These aren’t selfies. This is professional eroticism for women – only! Do men look at these magazines, Nattitude? Do black women have similar magazines? Why haven’t I seen this before?”
“Hey, leave me out of this! The answers are, no, and no!” Nattitude looked at her computer screen to avoid seeing Victoria home-in on those baby bee-stung lips, that are very popular. Many women desire to own lips like this, and spend millions on plastic surgery.
“Looks like we have a hot commodity working for us! Barbazanya should be paying us!”
When Miriam got back from vacation, she was curt. She never made eye contact with her boss. Then, Miriam came to work with her underwear showing. The button on her jeans was undone. She read ‘Calvin Klein’. Fashion World had invaded the headquarters of BAD. Victoria felt her heart drop – in a deep plunge into pure jealousy. Barbazanya had done a Calvin Klein layout that was on T.V.. These were – her underwear!
You bitch……Victoria said under her crimson blush. You paid me back. You’re telling me she owns you, now! You are her little slut, now!
Miriam stood at Victoria’s desk, rubbing it in. She leaned foreword and pressed her mound of Venus against her boss’s desk.
“You wanted to ask me something?”‘
“Yes. I don’t want you walking around the office with your underwear hanging out. I understand this look is sweeping the fashion world, but, we………..”
as a girls’ name. Marilena means “star of the sea”. Marilena is an alternate form of Mari (Welsh, Latin): variation of Mary.
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