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The Second Coming of Aunt Gooby
Posted on September 22, 2022 by Royal Rosamond Press
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Betsy Johnson (Aaron Lee)
When I was in the Governor’s race I was inspired to author a script for a Netflix series called;
Aunt Gooby
It was the way Betsy Johnson – looked! I thought about a remake of Mayberry RFD, with The Dukes of Hazard thrown in for good measure. Springtucky is the alternate name for Springfield, where I live. I posted my idea on Betsy’s Facebook, and was not un-friended – until two months later!
The Second Coming of Aunt Gooby
by
John Presco
Copyright 2022
Gooby McCoon came to her senses while making racing helicopters in Russia. She had left the family plantation located on Coon Lake in Oregon, and fell in love a Russian Helicopter Ace who flew many missions in Afghanistan. They got married, Her family never heard from her again. The Coon family died out. Then, one day – there she was – on the gravel road leading to Coon Lake, with a suitcase in her hand. She had come home. There was an old woman sitting on the front porch. she said hello. The old woman was mute. She had an old bugle in her withered hand. Suddenly, the old screen door opened, and there stood, another old colored woman;
“She can’t hear you. She’s in shock. She survived Auschwitz! What do you want here?”
“Wheatcakes! Is that you! It’s – GOOBY!”
“You’re – STILL ALIVE! Oh Gooby! You are a God-send!”
Wheatcakes Sal was a fourth-generation slave of the McCoons of South Carolina. They came to the Oregon Territory with a group of Scot-Irish. Some owned plantations, and fought under Francis Marion ‘The Swamp Fox’. They were told Oregon was a slave state, which it was until they got here. The Coons had to let all their slaves go back home. But, Wheatcakes would not abandon her family.
“This is my cousin Valaida Snow! She disappeared while playing with her band in Denmark. She ended up in an insane asylum. Her daughter told me all about her terrible ordeal the hands of the Nazis. Oh I’m so glad you’re here. We are besieged by Radical Leftist Students who go to Oregon State. They started a petition to get rid of the name Coon County, thinking the name was racist. I got real angry and told them they should get rid of the name Marion County, because Francis Marion was a southern slave owner. They lit up like Christmas ornaments. Me and my big mouth.”
Just then, a Cadillac Coup de Ville drove up, and out stepped….
Big Bill McBluster……The Divine David of The Golden Cowboys of God!
To be continued
This post is an experiment in politically correct media. Politics are discussed 24-7. Why not drag politicians into all forms of media? Here is Walt giving a history lesson. I may be Disney’s Heir.
The U.S. Board on Geographic Names has reversed itself and agreed to change the controversial names of two geographic features in the Cascades—Coon Lake and Coon Creek—to Howard Lake and Howard Creek, after a pioneering prospector who lived there in the 1890s. The reversal was confirmed by the board’s executive secretary, Lou Yost.
Racist name officially stricken from North Cascades maps | Crosscut
I believe Coon Lake was named after Racoons – or Coonhounds! It makes no sense that racist whites named a pristine lake in a derogative manner – to hurt blacks. What blacks? I do suspect the people who wanted Benton moved from Benton Hall may be Cozy Bear – Russian Trolls!
Watch the video on Betsey who is compared to Goldilocks. Will Disney-Amazon come out with a Black Goldilocks to go with the Black Mermaid? I have no Militia. My post on June 3, 2019 is very prophetic in that I bid all Americans of all color, to prepare to go to war with Putin – who just threatened to nuke us! We need to create Good Pro-American Propaganda aimed at our REAL ENEMIES. Consider Valaida and Griner.
Nike co-founder Phil Knight donated another $2 million to Betsy Johnson in September
Johnson’s campaign reported the contribution just before midnight Monday, the latest possible time allowed under Oregon law.
Credit: Troy Wayrynen, AP Photo
Phil Knight, center, co-founder and chairman emeritus of Nike, socializes before a basketball game between Portland and North Carolina at the Phil Knight Invitational tournament in Portland, Ore., Thursday, Nov. 23, 2017.
Author: Hillary Borrud (The Oregonian/OregonLive)
Published: 3:56 PM PDT October 4, 2022
Updated: 3:56 PM PDT October 4, 2022
PORTLAND, Ore. — Nike co-founder Phil Knight donated another $2 million to unaffiliated candidate for governor Betsy Johnson early last month, bringing the total that Oregon’s most well-known billionaire has spent on Johnson to $3.75 million.
Huge political spending by Knight and other wealthy individuals and businesses, including a number of timber businesses and executives, has helped Johnson outraise Democrat Tina Kotek and Republican Christine Drazan.
Dull Brown Bagging It
Posted on April 15, 2022 by Royal Rosamond Press
Brown Bag is a euphonism for – DULL! This article on why Betsy Johnson is a SURE WINNER was dull, unitil the last paragraph.
Meet Betsy Johnson, the Candidate Who Could Crush Democratic Dreams in Oregon (thedailybeast.com)
“The Oregon Republican primary seems to uphold Buehler’s argument—and is drawing some wild contenders. One of the Republican candidates, Reed Christensen, is under federal indictment for allegedly assaulting a police officer at the Jan. 6 insurrection. Another, Stan Pulliam, has admitted he was once a part of a Portland swingers club. Many in the crowded field continue to embrace Trump—while some others are more quiet about the former president’s legacy.”
Why wasn’t I mentioned? I’m a Republican – who fears I’m being CANCELLED because of the FAKE ABUSER site Alley Valkyrie put me on in order to destroy my reputation. I call it ELDER ABUSE! After I posted today, I went food shopping and may have suffered SENIOR ABUSE, because, our President really pisses people off. This WOMAN ABUSER may be a Trump Evangelical who is now furious about Slow&Old Dianne Feinstein being in THE WAY of Jesus – on good Friday!
I wonder if I’m ONE OF THE “WILD CONTENDERS”? Sitll Wild&Crazy after all these years.
This post has generated two more posts! Reed Christensen may be kin to Rena Christensen. Reed and Stan don’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell! So why rub their face in the rank armpit of the woman I call…
AUNT GOOBY
There is BIG BROTHERS, and then there is…..AUNT GOOBY!
MSNBC’s Chuck Todd says Democrats don’t want to deal with questions about Biden’s age
MSNBC host Chuck Todd noted the advanced age of Democratic Party leadership Friday during a discussion of concerns about Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., being able to do her job, saying it brought up questions Democrats didn’t want to have about President Biden.
Hello! My name is John Presco, and if you googled my name you probably arrived at the Female Castration Site, disguised as an official City of Eugene Abuser Forum. But, if you keep an open mind, you will see it is a FAKE. Here we have a woman complaining about the dude she was having a S&M fetish affair with. She is very upset the Abuser’s wife did not give him FULL NAUGHTY SEX ACT PERMISSION! So, he had to be OUTED! This is a cleverly crafted male castration. Note that Chayne is a journalist – and might have written something in defense of himself – perhaps on Facebook. How about on Fritzthekit. The un-named woman retaliated – and got banned – because it was a REAL TURNOFF? So, she went hunting for another forum. This is a model for modern politics?
Here’s Sanity Test Question No.1…..Why did Chayne’s wife stick with her man – knowing he was a “serial cheater” Did she mention this to her therpapist…..over, and over, and over again?
Sanity Question No.2….How many of you suspect the wife disguises herself as the S&M partner? She hides her true identity behind the magazine. This would make a great short story.
Chayne in Eugene
He goes to LCC and is into literature. He does journalism stuff with a magazine or newspaper there but I’m sure what exactly.
His fetlife and okcupid profile name: Fritzthekit
He nonconsensually began “topping” me and sexually assaulted me. He took advantage of my freeze response but never got consent to do the things he did.
His wife later texted me that he is a serial cheater and that he is NOT in a open relationship like he claims to be on dates.
Meet Betsy Johnson, the Candidate Who Could Crush Democratic Dreams in Oregon (thedailybeast.com)
DULL BROWN OLD BAG is a good description of BETSY JOHNSON who is an old brown shoe-in to be the next governor of Oregon. She looks like the mate of that Old Muppet. She has these unattractive lines that isolate her lower jaw – like a puppet! Then she is wearing GIANT BUG GLASSES! Is this AUNT GOOBY, the star of a new Kid’s Series. Will she be tucking the State of Deadheads in at night after conducting Day-long Tye-die Lessons with Day-glow Conservative Afterglow Money Flow?
Some graphic artist-photo person had to really doctor Brown Betsy up in this image! They put Her Dullness on a Field of Mellow Yellow – with a Zippy Blue Line of Wild Youthfulness! Was she at Woodstock? Did she drop LSD? Was she on the bus – with Ken Kesey?
And – what the hell is that large piece of old flesh dangling from her jowl? Reminds me of some kind of sealife that washed ashore at Florence. Some kind of jellyfish. Do want to keep focusing on IT as she calls for another press conference on THE HOMELES PROBLEM she cant do anything about – either!
Have you ever read a more scathing review of a political candidate before? Why am I so hard on Betsy Bag? Am I a cruel misogynist? Did Betsy, and reporter Ursula google JOHN PRESCO and assume I am a stalker of teen girls, and thus I am not even worthy of being mentioned as a NUTTY CANDIDATE – too!
Most women want a EASY CONTRAST. They pretend they are interested in FACTS, but most of them are MALE HISTORY HATERS. This is why BB does not drop a hint of Oregon History – that is for men only. What BB and THE BEAST offer is an INSIDOUS SANITY HEARING! How dare a radical rag do this to the State that has a seventy foot mural of Ken Kesey on a wall. Candidate Christensen – really gets – PLASTERED? At least Alley Valkyrie had to guts to say where she and her Girl Gang was coming from when she sent me this threat. Valkyrie and Belle – ARE DEADLY DREAM CRUSHERS – and anarchists for the homeless. They were pissed that nothing was being done, and went after me – AN OLD GUY with silver hair.
To tell you the truth I want the WOMAN REPORTER (who went easy on Betsy) to be our Governor, because – she is A LOOKER! Ursula makes excuses for her Patty-cake review by suggesting ALL WOMEN are naturally HUMBLED. Not like men. This is because they have wombs and tits to nurse the children, with. And they never forget to open a can of fake fish for Kitty. Betsy is – SAFE!
I can not help but suspect that the reason the Oregonian and the Register Guard do not cover me as a candidate, is, they IGNORED the public castration and crucifixion of an elderly Oregon Citizen, who got into BIG TROUBLE when he walked into Ken Kesey Square during a Art Walk. Here is my campaign slogan…
DO YOU FEEL SAFE WALKING DOWNTOWN?
If Brown Betsy gets elected – INSIST she conduct a lone Old Bag Walk in downtown Portland, during that cities Art Walk.
I am seventy-five. I am at the end of my life. I have done some wild and crazy things. I do not want to be BORED TO DEATH BY BROWN BETSY! Screw the homeless. Make an Amusement Park Downtown for Old People, and, air a Cable T.V. show featuring Oregonians who abuse Seniors!
THE SHAMING SENIORS SHOW
So, once again, our elations will be a SANITY HEARING, and we will once again ELECT THE SANE ONE. This is – A STATE JOKE! Have you tried the – take the idiot fishing – cure? How about engaging in Polyamory Abuse?
‘He frequently changed his mind about polyamory in our relationship, starting out very small and then slowly over the course of a year or so, saying he wanted a no boundaries type of polyamorous relationship, painting himself as a victim when I didn’t want that. He also said he didn’t want to sleep with other people unless we weren’t getting along which made me be more silent about his abuse.‘
John Presco
Big Feet In The Big Trees
Posted on November 19, 2022 by Royal Rosamond Press
I got the BIG STORY! Betsey Johnson’s people came from Minnesota after they cut down all the trees. The BIGGER they are, the harder they fall.
I titled Betsey, Aunt Gooby. Did she ever meet Phil Knight who is famous for making BIG SHOEES for BIG basketball players? Betsey’s folks had to know Frank Buck and the owners of Booth-Kelly. What if Betsey and Phil had won? What would become of Oregon? I started the Biggest Poltical Story of all times, titled…..The Wendlings.
John Presco
Brooks-Scanlon Lumber Company[edit]
The Brooks-Scanlon Lumber Company was founded in 1901. The founding partners were Michael J. Scanlon, Anson S. Brooks, Dwight F. Brooks, Lester R. Brooks, and Henry E. Gibson. The newly formed company had its headquarters in Minneapolis, Minnesota with a large milling facility near Cloquet, Minnesota.[1][2]
Beginning in 1906, Brook-Scanlon started buying timber land in Florida. Two years later, the company began buying timber land in British Columbia as well.[3][4][5] When standing timber in Minnesota became hard to find, the Cloquet mill was closed and the milling equipment was shipped west to a new mill site in British Columbia.[1][6][7][8] In 1911, the company began looking at timber resources in central Oregon.[9]
In 1915, the company purchased 250,000 acres (1,000 km2) of timber land in central Oregon. The following year, Brooks-Scanlon opened a sawmill on the east bank of the Deschutes River on the outskirts of Bend. Within a year of opening, the Brooks-Scanlon sawmill was one of the two largest producers of pine lumber in the world.[10][11][12] Over the following decades, Brooks-Scanlon bought additional tracts of central Oregon timber land from other forest land owners.[13][14]
New Wendlings – A Green Newspaper →
Big Bucks in ‘The Big Trees’
Posted on July 10, 2021 by Royal Rosamond Press
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