Posted on July 12, 2013 by Royal Rosamond Press
Several months ago I established the British Art Department on the McKenzie River. Today, BAD was backed by a landslide of British Voters who sent a clear and loud message to the American People, they see Trump as a great threat the The Isles – and NATO! I m going to found Voting Hands Across The Water, a Art Show and Cultural Exchange between Britain and America. It will be modeled after Art in The Vineyard. I consider this a VICTORY over my Muse – Rena Victoria Easton!
To commemorate this Dual Victoria, let us hold GoKay Golf Tournaments, along the waterfront, or, up in Blue River. My later friend and I, Ed Corbin, invented Barbie Ball Golf twenty-five years ago – way before her movie came out. The BG British Open! How about….The Left vs, Right Beauty Contest?
John Presco ‘Kin of Ian Fleming’
CNN Illustration by Lou Robinson and Henrik Pettersson, Photos: Christopher Furlong/Getty Images, Jonathan Hordle – ITV via Getty Images
2024 UK general election results in graphics
By Carlotta Dotto, Byron Manley, Mark Oliver, Christian Edwards, Lauren Said-Moorhouse and Issy Ronald, CNN
3 minute read
Updated 9:31 AM EDT, Fri July 5, 2024
The tectonic plates of British politics have shifted after Britons resoundingly voted to put an end to 14 years of Conservative rule, and deliver a landslide victory for the Labour Party.
Labour’s victory is bigger than the party could have imagined until fairly recently. At the last general election in 2019, it slumped to its worst defeat in more than 80 years and appeared set for a long period in the political wilderness.
But the party has since rebuilt itself under the leadership of Keir Starmer, who will now become the next prime minister of the United Kingdom.
Under Britain’s first-past-the-post voting system, people in 650 constituencies across the nations of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland have voted to select their member of parliament (MP) to represent the area, producing a flurry of results in the early hours of Friday morning before almost all the results were tallied later that day. The final result of the election will not be announced until Saturday morning, however, due to a recount in the Inverness, Skye and West Ross-shire constituency.
A party needs 326 seats to officially win, a milestone that Labour cleared at around 5 a.m. local time on Friday, and the new government will have a commanding majority of more than 170 in the next parliament.
Because of its electoral system, Britain can see large discrepancies between the share of seats won by a party and its share of the popular vote.
If support for one party – or antipathy toward another – is spread fairly evenly across the country, it does not need to win a large share of the popular vote to win a huge majority of seats in parliament. Labour secured its landslide victory even as it won just about a third of the popular vote.
The results represent one of the largest swings in British political history, and a stunning defeat for the Conservative Party after 14 years in government, bringing a brutal end to Rishi Sunak’s premiership as his party lost around two-thirds of the 372 seats it was defending.
Britain’s traditional third party, the Liberal Democrats, also enjoyed a huge bump, going from just 11 seats won at the 2019 general election to more than 70 – its best result ever.
Nigel Farage’s right-wing, populist Reform UK party won its first four seats and came second in many more, splitting the right-wing vote and contributing to the Conservatives’ losses.
Meanwhile, in Scotland, the Scottish National Party (SNP) suffered a dismal night, with its number of seats slumping to just nine from 48 in 2019, as of Friday morning.
Elsewhere across the UK, Sinn Féin became the largest Northern Irish party in parliament, winning seven of the 18 seats there. Its MPs do not take up their seats, as part of the party’s refusal to recognize British sovereignty over Northern Ireland, given that it advocates for reuniting Northern Ireland with the Republic of Ireland in the south.
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Keir Starmer becomes U.K. prime minister after his Labour Party wins huge majority in general election
Updated on: July 5, 2024 / 7:27 AM EDT / CBS/AP
London — Britain’s Labour Party swept to power Friday after more than a decade in opposition, as a jaded electorate handed the party a landslide victory — but also a mammoth task of reinvigorating a stagnant economy and dispirited nation. Labour Party Leader Keir Starmer officially became prime minister later Friday, leading his party back to government less than five years after it suffered its worst defeat in almost a century.
In the merciless choreography of British politics, he took charge in 10 Downing Street hours after Thursday’s votes were counted — as Conservative leader Rishi Sunak hustled out.
With all but two of the individual election results in, Labour had won 412 seats in the 650-seat House of Commons and the Conservatives 121.
“A mandate like this comes with a great responsibility,” Starmer acknowledged in a speech to supporters, saying that the fight to regain people’s trust after years of disillusionment “is the battle that defines our age.”
Speaking as dawn broke in London, he said Labour would offer “the sunlight of hope, pale at first but getting stronger through the day.”
Sunak conceded defeat, saying voters had delivered a “sobering verdict.” Speaking later, outside 10 Downing Street for the last time as the country’s leader, Sunak took personal responsibility for his party’s devastating loss.
Fleet Week On The Willamette
Posted on May 23, 2024 by Royal Rosamond Press
Victoria Bond felt serene for the first time in a year. She found time to create another work of art in her studio at The Bristish Art Department. As she chipped away at her block of marble, she looked over at her new friend, John Presco, working on his rendering of the January 6th. storming of his Nation’s Capitol. A small cherry-picker was brought in to assist Mr. Presco in completing his fiteen by twenty foot masterpiece that he planned to present to Presdient Bidn when he wins another twem.
It was Fleet Weeks in New York Harbor.
STOP THE PRESSES!
Sn hour after I wrote the text above, I turned on the news and saw – THIS FLAG! I went into Dream Time when I saw the two green flags at our Capitol. They are like columns. Seven months ago I dreamed I was atop such a tree. Victoria had dreams of Ghost Ships. Russia and British ships can not sail. They may be scrapped!
John Presco
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The flag was a presence at the Jan. 6 attack on the capitol.Credit…JT/STAR MAX/IPx, via Associated Press
Is Greene The Angry Janitor For Jesus?
Posted on April 22, 2024 by Royal Rosamond Press
Here is the post that gave birth to The Royal Janitor. The trial of Donald Trump began today. Rena and her model sister knew Robert Vesco. Greene is an ideal American model for Putin, and tried to block aid for Ukraine. They’re making a sequel to The Accountant. I love stories where an old witch has a fair maiden under he spell, and has captured her in her forest bower. I also love the story about an evil and ugly witch taking over the body of a beautiful woman, which might be the case in Greene being disciple of Killer Kirill, who is the mortal enemy of Miriam Starfish Christling, the Lesbian bodyguard of Victoria Rosemond Bond.
“Meanwhile in Russia: head of RT Margarita Simonyan praised Marjorie Taylor Greene as ‘a real beauty,‘ who wears white coats and furs.
John Presco
British Defence Staff USA
Posted on August 2, 2021 by Royal Rosamond Press
Treacherous Republican-Christians, and their disgraced ex-president, tried to end our alliance with Britain, formed by the artist , Winston Churchill.
John Presco
British Defence Staff in the USA
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President Donald Trump’s order to assassinate Iranian Maj. Gen. Qassem Soleimani has triggered a major rupture between the US and its historically closest ally, the UK.
In remarkably outspoken comments, UK Defense Secretary Ben Wallace said in an interview published Sunday that Trump’s isolationist foreign-policy stance had prompted the UK to look for alternative allies.
“I worry if the United States withdraws from its leadership around the world,” he told The Sunday Times.
He added: “The assumptions of 2010 that we were always going to be part of a US coalition is really just not where we are going to be.”
The comments came after Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s government distanced itself from the attack that killed Soleimani, with UK Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab labeling it a “dangerous escalation” that risked a conflict in which “terrorists would be the only winners.”
A spokesman for Johnson was also quick to condemn Trump’s threats to target Iranian cultural sites, if carried out, as a breach of international law and possibly a war crime.
The UK is now openly threatening to tear up its long-standing defense partnership with the US.
The US ‘withdraws from its leadership’ of the world under Trump
Wallace told The Sunday Times that the UK was increasingly looking for alternative international allies.
“Over the last year we’ve had the US pullout from Syria, the statement by Donald Trump on Iraq where he said NATO should take over and do more in the Middle East,” Wallace said.
“The assumptions of 2010 that we were always going to be part of a US coalition is really just not where we are going to be.”
Wallace said the UK would need to reduce its dependence on US military assets.
“We are very dependent on American air cover and American intelligence, surveillance, and reconnaissance assets,” he said. “We need to diversify our assets.”
Wallace told the paper that the UK would increasingly need to turn to other allies that more closely shared the UK’s interests.
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“Regardless of what the US does … we are going to have to make decisions that allow us to stand with a range of allies, the Five Eyes [intelligence partnership with the US, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand] and our European allies where our interests converge,” he said.
Trump is threatening to cut intelligence ties with the UK
Wallace also said the Trump administration had threatened to cut off its intelligence-sharing partnership with the UK if Johnson’s government pursued its plan to allow the Chinese technology company Huawei a role in building Britain’s 5G network.
“They have repeatedly said that. They have been clear about that,” he told the paper.
“President Trump, the national security adviser. The defense secretary said it personally to me directly when we met at NATO. It’s not a secret. They have been consistent. Those things will be taken into account when the government collectively decides to make a decision on it.”
He added: “Friends and enemies that are independent make you choose.”
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High Noon Covfefe
Posted on May 31, 2017 by Royal Rosamond Press
You do realize CEO Jeff Laszloffy needs sinners and the transgender folks to make his life work – and his Holy Foundation?
James Bond Plays Barbie Ball Golf
Posted on July 18, 2023 by Royal Rosamond Press
My late friend, Ed Corbin, and I played lot of Disc Golf until he hurt his shoulder. I invented hitting Barbie balls with golf clubs in the park near the Campbell Center. We got on the news. They have been trying to raise James Bond from the dead, and, Barbie has been raised from the dead – BIG TIME! Her movie may break records. Sean Connery seducing Barbie, is the New Artificial Reality.
John
Play Goquette
Posted on July 12, 2013 by Royal Rosamond Press
Official Gokay website;
http://goquette.wordpress.com/2013/07/12/play-goquette/
“It used to be their sport, but, it’s America’s game now!”
“It’s O.K. to play Gokay!”
Gokay is played with a golf iron and ball. Wickets are made from drip-line hose with dowels inserted on each end with a wedge cut. An America flag is placed atop the arch via a drilled hole in order to indicate wind direction. The arch is placed in lawn, or in cans with a tube set in cement for city street, or industrial area play. How about Ice Gokay?
You can make as many wickets as you want. You can play at the beach, or in hostile territory by our military. A common Barbie ball is ideal.
http://mplsbikepolo.com/news/grass-and-hardcourt-polo-day/
If you have an old beater in a barn and a cow pasture, then you got Go-Cart Gokay, even, Speed Bumper Demolition Ball, a sport that will leave all other Redneck sports in the dust. Don’t forget your ice chest.
Gokay is a gentleman of leisure sport. Look for a Gokay Club near you, or, found one.
John Presco
Designer and Founder of Gokay
Copyright 2013
Starfish Meets Calvin Klein
Posted on January 31, 2021 by Royal Rosamond Press
The Royal Janitor
by
John Presco
Starfish was in serious denial as to why she suddenly became so concerned about how her bodyguard dressed. Miriam Starfish saw her coming a mile off, and played her like Hemmingway played with his great fish. Yes, she was deeply hurt that Victoria did not accept her for who she is – even though she was acting out of jealousy. Oh how our most precious being emerges on to these faux stages. We are never more dramatic then when we know we are inventing things, making it all up. All love stories begin, thus.
“O.K. I’ll play along. I’ll be as phony as can be. I’ll go on that date, even though I just resigned myself to live like a fifteenth century Russian Monk.”
Miriam’s Mood Swings
Posted on September 17, 2019 by Royal Rosamond Press
The Royal Janitor
by
John Presco
Copyright 2018
It can be said Miriam is always experiencing mood swings, but several days after she and Victoria returned from Eugene Oregon, her mood had taken a turn for the worse.
“I hate my room. I need to be relocated. My accommodations are not austere enough. I need an environment that is more, severe.”
“Didn’t we go through this when your were hired? You saw all the rooms at Osborne, and settled on the chore girl’s room. Didn’t you measure it? Is the bed – too big?”
“Stop patronizing me. I know the story of Goldylicks.”
“That’s – locks!”
“Whatever! I have studied Osborne House. The chore girls were sluts. They didn’t last long. They got pregnant in a year. I feel like I’m living in a whore house.I’m a good Christian girl.”
“Well! Aren’t we picky. How about the boiler room?”
“Show me!”
It was love at first sight! Miriam shrieked when she saw the old army cot.
“Is this – mine?”
“Ahh – yes. The boiler man uses it when there is boiler trouble and he has to spend the night.”
“Is he an old guy?”
“Yes!”
“Tell him he can have my old room.”
“O.K.”
Well, the boiler guy was not told anything, and when he came to make his weekly check on his boiler, there was Miriam laying naked on his cot staring up at the monograms on the boiler. She had an earplug in that broadcast tinny music and the news report from he crystal radio set she made. The boiler guy studied her long lithe form lit by Miriam’s kerosene lamp. A wave of jealousy swept over him. This is how he longed to live, but, then he would not find the right person to live with him. And…..there she be!
“I deserve you!” The boiler man said in a haunting voice. Miriam jumped up, and was ready to pounce. The old man saw the fire of the furnace between her long legs. her eyes were ablaze.
“Thank you. I will be going now!”
Miriam lay back down on her cot. A man had just seen her naked in Osborne House. She went back to studying the monogram, and let out a quite whimper because she was mind-blind to monograms. She could not fathom them, see the letters.
“Why?” she asked. Miriam was talking to herself, and it was noticed. Victoria summoned her to her office.
“Miriam. It has come to my attention you are talking to yourself.”
“Did that old fuck say something?”
“If you are talking about the boiler guy, he quit. You really stressed him out. I might have to ask you to wear more clothes.”
“Good! I want his job!” Miriam asked, and Victoria was relieved a fight over her dress had been avoided another day.
“You got it. No need to tell me you studied-up.”
“Did you know twenty percent of the boilers in the great estate were maintained by The Dorchester Orion Amalgamate. Union members wear the belt of Orion. The Romans commissioned them to supply wood for their baths throughout England. They are way older than the Catholic church. My menstrual cycles are affected by Orion’s Belt.
“Really!” Victoria said, and sucked in some air through her gritted teach. She was not in the mood for more strange Communist cosmologies that developed behind the Iron Curtain in the 50s. “Miriam. I think it would be best that you go out, more often. No, that was bullshit. Miriam, you need a social life. Your moods have soured. If you were a feline, I would buy a cat for you to play with. You are in need of a companion. We have found someone your age who will play with you. We do not want you hitting the pick-up bars. You don’t take rejection well.”
“Are you paying her to play with me?”
“No – yes! She’s a professional model, and, her whole life is dedicated to her craft. Models are always, on. Even when asleep.”
“How do you know she will get along with me?”
“We don’t. Thiis is why we thought it best she be on the payroll.”
“May I ask, who “we” is? Have you, and the others, been spying on me?” With that question, Miriam turned her back, but not before Miriam shot Victoria a very lethal look. Now her boss felt all the cylinders of her fury being ignited.
“Gulp! Did I just tell my deadly bodyguard I am paying someone to play with her. What kind of asshole am I? I’m – dead! I deserve to die.”
Miram gripped the handle on her desk drawer where she hept her required weapon. But, Mirriam turned, and was wearing a bright happy look!”
“What’s her name. I can’t wait to meet her! This will be so much fun!”
“Ah….Let me see!” Victoria flipped through her notes. “Her name is Barbazanya! I want you to take a week off in order to get know each other.”
“What a beautiful name! I will send you pics!”
Then one day, Nattitude announced
“Hey – look! I just got some pics of Miriam. Come look!”
Victoria rushed over feeling a pang of jealousy.
“She was supposed to be sending me pics!” Victoria gasped. “Oh my God! Is this our Miriam? She looks so – artificial! That’s Barbazanya? She’s gorgeous! What!? Miriam won a string bikini contest? I told her not to model!”
“Yeah! But, you didn’t tell her she couldn’t enter a beauty contest. You got to be specific. My thirteen years old daughter can bend light around corners.”
“Why does Barbazanya have her arm draped over Miriam’s leg? She not writing. She’s just pretending. What the?”
“Their posing.” Nattitude said. ‘They’re posing for you.”
“Why?”
“They want to make you jealous. How many girlfriends did you have growing up?”
“None!………What a phony!”
Nattitude cleared her throat, ever so slightly, then, put her Rubic’s Cube down on her desk. She was done figuring this one out.
“Look at that – baby face! Those are pouting baby lips! Barbazanya has taken her cute little baby to the beach wearing her baby bonnet! What is this, stuff? Who shot these pics? These aren’t selfies. This is professional eroticism for women – only! Do men look at these magazines, Nattitude? Do black women have similar magazines? Why haven’t I seen this before?”
“Hey, leave me out of this! The answers are, no, and no!” Nattitude looked at her computer screen to avoid seeing Victoria home-in on those baby bee-stung lips, that are very popular. Many women desire to own lips like this, and spend millions on plastic surgery.
“Looks like we have a hot commodity working for us! Barbazanya should be paying us!”
When Miriam got back from vacation, she was curt. She never made eye contact with her boss. Then, Miriam came to work with her underwear showing. The button on her jeans was undone. She read ‘Calvin Klein’. Fashion World had invaded the headquarters of BAD. Victoria felt her heart drop – in a deep plunge into pure jealousy. Barbazanya had done a Calvin Klein layout that was on T.V.. These were – her underwear!
You bitch……Victoria said under her crimson blush. You paid me back. You’re telling me she owns you, now! You are her little slut, now!
Miriam stood at Victoria’s desk, rubbing it in. She leaned foreword and pressed her mound of Venus against her boss’s desk.
“You wanted to ask me something?”‘
“Yes. I don’t want you walking around the office with your underwear hanging out. I understand this look is sweeping the fashion world, but, we………..”
“O.K. Anything else?”
“Yes. I don’t want you to see Barbazanya again.”
“You got it!”
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Miriam’s Tree House
Posted on September 17, 2019 by Royal Rosamond Press
The Royal Janitor
by
John Presco
Copyright 2019
One can conclude the best thing about being in love, is contemplating – if you have fallen in love! As Victoria lie in her bed, frozen in a strange wave of eroticism, she was forced to consider if her subordinate had come onto her, made a very obvious pass at her. She could not get the sight of her Calvin Klein panties out of her mind. Victoria felt her heat transmitted though he oak desk. This was so – forbidden! But, then came her words;
“You got it!”
Victoria felt her stomach muscle constrict. She had a powerful desire to touch herself. Then she violently threw that thought aside. In it’s pace was the idea she had been seduced by a human being. This was a major move in Victoria’s chessboard. A whole new world had collided with her singular world. Instant trade agreements were now on the horizon. The idea of intimately sharing ones existence with another, had never happened to Victoria. This possibility superseded all sexual desire – and sent Victoria soaring into the cosmos! Her heart was pounding. When she realized Miriam had come to this place before her, and was waiting for her – to arrive – was beyond compare. This waiting, this, longing is a great teacher, that imparts the finest ideas, ideals we will ever know. But, this realization is cloaked in our sexual being, that we are compelled to come to terms with.
Victoria studied Miriam’s face. She had resigned herself to her fate.
Oh my God………she loves me! She has fallen in love with me. Being around Barbazanya was the preamble to the world that awaited her, that had already arrived. Is this a case of – love at first sight? Did they fall in love with each other in the first seconds of their meeting? There is my cellphone. Call her…….in the lonely boiler room!
Victoria turned on her stomach, grabbed her pillow hard, and buried her head and breasts in it. She then let out this strange sound, and raised her hips ever so slightly. Everything is possible! It is all permitted!
Victoria arrived early for work. Sitting behind her desk she could not contain herself. Soon she will be seeing Miriam’s beautiful flat abdomen, with that incredible belly button. Then she heard the sharp approach of heals coming down the hall. When she saw Miriam, she gasped, then, felt sick to her stomach.
Miriam was wearing a black skirt and white blouse buttoned to the top. She had on white socks that highlighted he clunky black nurses shoes with a thick heal. Her hair was put in a tight bun. From the side Miriam looked at Victoria. Her eyes were puffy. She had been crying. She had not slept well.
Victoria felt a powerful tingling. What have I done? She wanted to go an embrace Miriam, and reassure her, tell her…….I know. But Miriam’s superior intuition had already discovered Victoria’s secret that was just sixteen hours old. Here was the other have of the events…..when worlds collide…….that are extremely complex.
Suppressing a sob, Victoria got up to pour herself a cup of coffee. She had to pass Miriam sitting at he desk. Coming back to her desk, her hand was shaking. she was spilling coffe on the white carpet. Then……….she fainted!
The next day the gardener told Nattitude that he found a trail of clothing leading to one of the cork oaks Prince Alpert had planted. Looking up, he saw Miriam working on her tree house. She couldn’t go back to the boiler room. She had outgrown it. She had outgrown everything. Here in her tree, she could nurse, she could caress, her love for Victoria. Miriam was love sick.
Victoria was grateful she had fainted. She had dressed all wrong. Now she had a chance to run to her room, as Miriam ran to her room, crying. She had spilled coffee on her Bohemian Gypsy dress that exposed her perfectly flat abdomen. She was wearing a Spanish halter top. Did she own a pair of castanets? Ripping her work uniform off the hanger, she pulled her tight skirt up. Did she own a pair of Calvin Klien shorts for women? Digging into her drawers, she came up empty. She did find the top half of her Betty Page erotica outfit. She loved the pointed bra look that hooked many a man in the fifties and early sixties. Now she was at her mirror putting on bright red lipstick. Should she wear her pearls? No. Button her blouse to the top button matched Miriams meassage, saying their Days of Whine and Roses, was over. The truth was, they had just begun!
Coming back into the common work area, Victoria caught Miriam’s eye, and wouldn’t let go. She bent down to pick up the earring she just dropped.
“Oh, here it is. I thought I lostit!”
Nattitude watched Miriam take it all in. The days of Tight Buns and Pointed Tits had begun. Victoria had her hair in a tight bun, and, was giving her co-worker a good look at her profile. Het tits were way out to – here! Miriam had to get a bra like that. Victoria couldn’t wait for the clock to strike five s she could buy a couple pair of Calvin Kleins. She just missed Mirriam coming out of the Betty Page shop.
The sexual tension in the office that morning – was fierce! It was an erotic fencing contest between two women. Nattitude called her husband just before lunch.
“I love you darling!”
“Is anything wrong? I can tell by your voice something is going down. Are you in any danger? Shall I come over?”
“Ahhh………no!……….Are you two breaking for lunch? (click)”
Her co-workers did not hear. There ears were inflamed, engorged with blood. Both were panting like bloodhounds. Who’s going to jump on whom? It was like ‘The Battle of Britain’. The sound of the Buzz-bomb made everyone tense. As long as your heard the buzzing, everyone was safe. Their pussies, were buzzing. Have they no shame?
Then, it happened. Miriam moved down the hall to the fax room, like a great cat. Victoria took in every muscle of her glutamus maximus. Putting her hand on the doorknob, Miriam Wild Woman turned her head slowly, sand gave her boss…..The Look!
Victoria would like to think she got around her desk in a graceful manner, but, Nattitude describes it to her husband, like this;
“Have you seen videos of The Running of the Bulls? You see this dude come barreling around the corner because a bull is right on his ass. Then, when your think he’s going to get gored, the bull slips on the cobblestone! Victoria was like that bull. She knocked a bunch of shit off her desk, and tipped over the printer table. She didn’t every notice! Hardy! Har! Har!”
Natitude’s husband did not laugh, because he had heard too much office talked about Miriam, that was supposed to stay in the office. He had two nightmares about her.
What she had given Victoria was The Look of Complete Receptiveness that had repopulated the planet – many times over! One of the two have to give this look, or, we would not exist as a species. Victoria thought she would be the receptive one, due to Miriam fierce aggressiveness. The realization that she would tame the tiger, get her to raise her tail for her, was like scoring a knock-out with a upper cut. Ms. Bond had a raging boner for her beloved bodyguard.
When Victoria put her hand the knob, it was hot to the touch. Throwing the door open quickly, she shit it even more quickly. She had crossed the threshold. The fax room was filled with flames. From Miriam’s solar plexus shot these waves of blue flames that came to caress Victoria, and pull her close. Then there were these green eyes that looked at Victoria like a panther in the forest.
Panting, not able to catch her breath, Victoria let go with the agreement she had been rehearsing for four days.
“I’ll show you my Calvin Klein’s, if you show me yours?”
“We are victims of a very successful Branding campaign.” said Victoria. “Now, turn around!”
When Nattitude came to work the next day, she opened the front door, tentavly. Things were in disarray, out of place.
They done slicked up my work space!” Nattitude said with a tisk. “They done played nasty in tere!”
Victoria did not say good morning to Nattitude, because she only had eyes for Miriam, who was in the little girl’s room. Victoria had ordered a huge bouquet of flowers. Next to the vase was an envelope containing the poem she whipped out for………her lover. Instead of the sexual tension, subsiding, it was now a British Air-raid Siren that you could feel for miles,
To be continued.
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Swalwell – Emergency President!
Posted on June 24, 2024 by Royal Rosamond Press
President Biden has to declare a State of Political Emergency, and go on Television and announce Congressman Eric Swalwell land Libby Schaaf- are the Democratic ticket! I just watched 60 Minutes who showed the threat of China’s navy. We have to turn Oakland an Alameda into the largest ship building center – in the world! For the first time in history, the Democrats will have a
STANDBY CANDIDATE!
I suspect Putin dropped his masters spies in Cuba and they are making their way into a country!
ALARM!
John Presco
Elizabeth Beckman Schaaf (born November 12, 1965) is an American politician who served as the 50th Mayor of Oakland, California from 2015 to 2023. A member of the Democratic Party, she previously served on the Oakland City Council.[1]
Schaaf won the November 4, 2014 Oakland mayoral election in the 14th round in ranked choice voting with 62.79% of the vote.[2][3] Schaaf won re-election in 2018 with a 27% margin.[4][5]
Early life and education[edit]
Schaaf was born in Oakland, California, on November 12, 1965. Her mother was a flight attendant.[6] Growing up in Oakland’s District 4, Schaaf attended Head-Royce School and Skyline High School, both in Oakland. She holds a B.A. in political science from Rollins College and a J.D. from Loyola Law School.[7]
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Pull The President’s Passport! We Are At War!
Posted on July 13, 2018 by Royal Rosamond Press
I had no idea the Dutch were on to Cozy Bear two-three years ago. The sight of those hearses taking Dutch Citizens home – to rest – is now the rallying cry for all Democratic Forces! When I considered Lara, a Dutch citizen, for a female Bond, I wondered why, and, how that would work. Now, it is crystal clear. I have the Vision!
Pull Trump’s passport. Donald KNOWS he is a TRAITOR! When did he know it? I believe Melania is convinced – SHE IS GOING TO JAIL! Does Cohen have the goods on her? How about the Russian Army?
We are at war! Demand Congress declare a State of War. If they refuse, then more Traitors will be dragged off to jail. We need a strong response from the Democrats. No Pelosi! Her shaky, cryptic-insider jabbering annoys the shit out of me – AND SWING VOTERS! No more outraged victims. We need a dog in the race! I nominate Eric Swalwell. He speaks calmly and does not play The Victim Card. Swalwell is a ancient Welsh name. He is from good WHITE STOCK who will attract white voters from the Republican Party – of both sexes! Eric is America’s James Bond. Use the word DISLOYAL all the time.
LOYAL SWALWELL LOVES THE AMERICAN FLAG!
His people are of good stock. They came from Whales to the Land of the Free!
SWING VOTES!
Jon Presco
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Swalwell
Recorded as Swalwel, Swalwell, Swallwell, Swallwell with, and no doubt others, this is an English locational surname. It originates from the village of Swalwell in County Durham, the meaning being ‘swallow stream’ from the Olde English pre 7th century ‘swale – waella’, being first recorded in the famous Domesday Book of 1086
Read more: http://www.surnamedb.com/Surname/Swalwell#ixzz5LA4kNmh0
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