This morning I read the Eugene City Council will discuss funding for the Ems ball park, and a Peace Declaration to end the Hamas War. WTF! I have Victoria Bond’s bodyguard falling in love with a Em pitcher, before she fell in love with her boss – she would marry! I made my heroes Gay after I saw Putin’s Cossacks beating up Pussy Riot. How many of my readers thought I was crazy to bring World Spies to Eugene – and an Em’s game. I will attend! Even though I am afraid!
Above are pics of three men who went fishing together. It occurs to me that Mark Gall did not ask his Harvard buddy to go fishing with us, because, Dead Ed Corbin – can be a handful! The Dean of English dragged Dead Ed off stage when he and Jack Kerouac showed up for the talk – shit faced out of their minds! Jack said Dead Ed would speak for him after ascertaining Dead Ed knew Jack better than Jack knew himself – after they had been up all night drinking! Dead Ed was the head of the Greet Jack committee at Harvard – that is in a shit-load of trouble, because the heads knew nothing about THE ROOT of Anti-Semitism. I think Mark, and the unidentified fisherman know very little about Antisemitism, yet, I suspect they identified me as a Crazy Anti-Semite who thinks he is the Embodiment of the Jewish Prophet, John the Baptist, who was a real historic figure who many have tried to restore the Laws of the Jubilee. Did they treat me with kid gloves – unless I go crazy on them – while fishing?
“Don’t get near a river with Mad Dunking John! He’s been known to keep converts underwater longer than recommended! He drowned a guy in Utah, but go off. His Jewish attorney is a expert in religious freedom cases!”
Two days ago I discovered Fisherman X had changed his sexual identity – and is a champion for the Ukranian People. I sent him a message showing him how he resembled Starfish – who was conceived under the bleachers at Hayward field, and became LGBTQ. WTF! I was snubbed? Did Gall tell X I was no longer a member of the Extended Family, and was no longer an Honorary Jew? Gall told me in a e-mail I never was considered to be – like family! Below is a pic of me at his mother’s rest home where I was her guest every month – for three years! I took her to a Synagogue. The activity director asked me to do a painting to music. There were about twenty old folks in the room when I put on The Grand Canyon Suite’.
I challenge Mark and X to attend the meeting, where we will discuss Dual Citizenship as being the source of much Bad Blood between the Jews and Palestinians. I will bring up Israel’s refusal to help Zelenskyy, a fellow Jew – who is a DUAL CITIZEN!
On October 6, 2023, I took a pic of me in front of the Jubilee Tree and the Knight Library. Prophets are very critical of Jews. Its a Jewish Tradition. Every time a prophet opened his mouth, out spew very violent ideas – and threats! Can a Jew – cancel his dual citizenship? Below is Blinken spewing out very violent ideas and events. He claims 60 reporters (messengers) being killed by bombs, will lead to the return the the Lost Status Quo. Now, who went crazy? He is the creator of the transformed Starfish. She is his Frankenstein Monster!
We will never forget!
Dead Ed and I played a lot of disc golf – in peace! My ex-Harvard buddies and I stopped and shot Tommy Guns……on the highway. I showed X my post on the Cosmic Airforce, and I think he freaked because he teaches Yiddish – and is extremely intelligent. His parents fled Russia. I think Agent x was created by revived Bond Universe.
John Presco
President and Reporter for Royal Rosamond Press.
EXTRA! Mark Gall knew I wanted to be a writer, and did nothing to help me for thirty years! Nor did his wife, Joy Gall who may have not invited me and their good friend, Ed Fadely, who was found guilty in a court of law for sexual harassment. I was falsely accused of stalking Bell Burch by the infamous Eugene Anarchist,, Alley Valkyrie. Both women inspired my Bond book, The Royal Janitor, along with Rene Easton. The Three Muses. Belle and Rena are dancers who inspired me to depict Starfish as a Drum Circle Dancer. Consider the massacre of the Nova Trance Dancers, and the complaint of sexual abuse by Hamas put before the United Nations. This is – huge! When I saw the AI (done by a male that will remain anonymous for now) I saw Belle. Was Ed writing a autobiography, too? Was Mark, jealous?
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“Victoria came in sideways to get Starfish, she twisting this way, then that, to avoid the gyrating flesh that clung to Agent 008 like kelp in a tidepool. Taking hold of her arm, she was shocked when Starfish turned in anger, and was about to slap her hand away.
“Don’t you dare! You got to come with me – now! Professor Bond is about to give his lecture.”
Starfish let out a whimper, and was pouting. Many hands tried to pull her back into the drum circle where she was a star. An old hag came up to them.”
“Zelenskyy made his frustration clear in a virtual address to Israel’s parliament on Sunday, when he asked why the country had blocked the transfer of Iron Dome missile defense batteries to Ukraine before the Russian attack and then refused to impose strong sanctions on Russia after it. Zelenskyy shredded the official excuse offered by Bennett, that Israel has to remain neutral to act as a mediator.”
This week, Eugene city councilors are scheduled to vote on whether to pass a formal resolution asking the federal government to work toward peace in Israel, consider budget adjustments, and decide whether to send the proposal to build a new baseball stadium for the Emeralds to voters.
At the Nov. 27 public forum, the Eugene City Council is again asked to call for an immediate cease-fire in Gaza. Many speakers say they don’t want their taxes to support genocide. Surveying the packed council chambers:
Mayor Lucy Vinis: I know that there will be calls this evening for council to approve a resolution calling for a cease-fire in the war in Israel and Gaza, and the council can decide to craft a resolution and I will encourage them to do so.
[00:00:30] Councilor Randy Groves: As council president, I would like to develop a resolution along the lines of what the mayor just spoke to for council to consider and vote on. And if there’s other councilors—Councilor Keating—that would like to work with me on that, I would appreciate it.
John Q: We’ll return to the mayor’s remarks, but first, here are all of the speakers on Palestine.
[00:00:50] Kamryn Stringfield: My name is Kamryn Stringfield. Two weeks ago, I came to this body with a call for Eugene to vocally endorse a cease-fire and stand with Palestinian people against the brutal genocide being waged on them by the Zionist Israeli military.
Israeli citizenship law details the conditions by which a person holds citizenship of Israel. The two primary pieces of legislation governing these requirements are the 1950 Law of Return and 1952 Citizenship Law.
Every Jew has the unrestricted right to immigrate to Israel and become an Israeli citizen. Individuals born within the country receive citizenship at birth if at least one parent is a citizen. Non-Jewish foreigners may naturalize after living there for at least three years while holding permanent residency and demonstrating proficiency in the Hebrew language. Naturalizing non-Jews are additionally required to renounce their previous nationalities, while Jewish immigrants are not subject to this requirement.
The territory of modern Israel was formerly administered by the British Empire as part of a League of Nations mandate for Palestine and local residents were British protected persons. The dissolution of the mandate in 1948 and subsequent conflict created a set of complex citizenship circumstances for the non-Jewish inhabitants of the region that continue to be unresolved.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_citizenship_law
Are Claudine Gay and Sally Kornbluth going to resign too?
It’s not clear. Several lawmakers have called for their resignations, and pressure has ramped up on the college campuses.
Harvard last week posted a statement from Gay on X, clarifying her position after the heated hearing.
FAKE! Eugene Abuser Site
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‘Our Starfish’ Will Leave The World Behind
Posted on July 31, 2022 by Royal Rosamond Press
The Royal Janitor
Chapter New Cold War Heros
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John Presco
Putin’ s men took Starfish and Victoria to a special prison, where a hologram of the Russian leader introduced our BAD agents to foreign prisoners. One was a giant of a woman that played basketball. Miriam told this forlorn woman that she was an athlete, an amazing hurdler – who has never competed!
“We ran in a grove of trees felled in a windstorm. Ivan competed at Hayward field in Eugene Oregon.”
Lane County Commissioners continue exploring options for Eugene Emeralds baseball stadium
Eugene Register-Guard
Lane County Commissioners voted 4-1 Tuesday to continue their contract with the consulting firm studying the Emeralds Stadium and Lane Events Center multi-use facility.
Commissioners modified a contract with the Klosh Group, based in Portland, providing “project management support for the Lane Events Center multi-use facility.”
The original contract signed in November had a spending cap of no more than $147,954. Now that Klosh Group has reached that limit, commissioners modified the contract to allow for an additional $73,852, letting the group continue to explore the project, in particular how to bridge a $43 million stadium funding gap.
The majority of commissioners expressed support for the stadium. They acknowledged, however, they likely would have to say no to the project later because of the difficulty in closing that gap. The county will revisit the stadium and the state of its funding gap in 6 months.
“Lane County has given the impression that we’re going to figure this out,” Commissioner Laurie Trieger said. “(6 months) is a finite amount of time in which others will understand we have reached the limits of our ability to bring this to fruition. Now we will create that space for something else to happen, but not forever.”
“We need to pass this contract amendment so Klosh Group can continue to do the work we’ve already set them on a path to do,” Trieger said. “This does give the community some finality, in that they know that we will have more certainty, in an amount of time.
In his dissent, Commissioner Pat Farr pointed to additional problems beyond cost.
“We all love the Ems but that’s not what this is about,” Farr said. “We’re dedicating a stream of revenue for 20 years, we’re dedicating a piece of property in perpetuity, and we’re tearing down a very functional livestock barn and replacing it.
“There are a lot of things we’ve conceded to get to this point in time,” he said. “Right now we’re saying maybe … I think people would rather hear yes or no and if I were to precipitate a decision at this point in time, I’m afraid that decision has got to be no.”
Opponents of the project pointed to an April memo shared with the public before an Aug. 22 meeting where another consultant, Keffer/Overton Associates, recommended against a stadium at the Lane Events Center campus.
County spokesperson Devon Ashbridge told The Register-Guard the plan was a draft that was put on hold because staff are waiting for a decision on the stadium.
“Last week’s meeting was the first time it was presented to the Board of County Commissioners because the discussion regarding the Lane Events Center master plan has been on hold pending a possible decision regarding the multi-use facility,” Ashbridge said.
Keffer/Overton said the stadium would cost more to maintain than the revenue it would raise for the county, and that its size and impact would interfere with other parts of the fairgrounds “and residential character of the area surrounding the LEC campus.”
“The Stadium would (be) the largest consumer of land of all Program Elements and would require significant infrastructure changes to the existing LEC site,” the memo said. “This facility would not add much, if any revenue, to the LEC. The Stadium would … overlap with the heaviest programming period at the LEC and would require complete coordination to ensure events would not overlap.”
County officials said while the memo recommended against the stadium, this recommendation, which ranked the stadium seventh of the eight proposed ideas for the Lane Events Center, was focused on the impact to Lane County’s finances.
“That is looking at which (projects) are giving us the best opportunity to put dollars into our pocket so that we can be self-sustaining,” Corey Buller, manager of the Lane Events Center told commissioners. They could still pursue the stadium (or another project recommended by Keffer/Overton) if they felt the “community benefit” was worth the cost: a net loss of $200,000 per year according to a preliminary estimate.
At the Aug. 22 commission meeting, Emeralds General Manager Allan Benavides attempted to convince commissioners of that public benefit.
“You can see the transformative nature of a facility like this that happens to cities. It’s a catalyst for growth. It’ll improve the aging fairgrounds that needs help,” Benavides said.
In addition to Emeralds games and concerts that have gotten the most attention, he said the stadium could host high school baseball tournaments, graduations and banquet events and could be used in an emergency. At Tuesday’s meeting, proponents also said the stadium would maintain community they said the Emeralds provide and the availability of affordable entertainment.
Stadium opponents believe other potential uses of the event center space would be a greater benefit.
“The open-air stadium or multi-use facility really only accommodates two uses: baseball and concerts during the warmer months, with these events subject to increasing heat and smoke,” said Allen McWayne, a representative of Concerned Fairground Neighbors, a group formed to oppose the stadium.
McWayne said the plan’s suggested indoor proposals: a new layout to the existing convention center, a concrete floor for the indoor arena, a multi-purpose building to replace and replicate the expo hall and agricultural pavilion, or a hotel, would be a better use for public money. Other residents have raised concerns about noise, traffic and the principle of supporting a private company with public funds.
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New stadium opponents and supporters claim public opinion is on their side.
Two countywide surveys conducted by Lane County in 2021 supported the stadium. A closed survey with a random sample said 50% of residents supported the stadium and 43% opposed it. A survey the Emeralds shared with fans on social media said 91% supported it and 8% were opposed. The Emeralds also have support from leaders of the Jefferson Westside Neighborhood Association.
“We have a letter of support from the neighborhood association, and we look forward to being an advocate for Jefferson Westside,” Benavides said.
Opponents point to two local surveys that say most people in Jefferson Westside oppose the stadium. One survey from 2022, conducted in-person by the stadium’s opponents and limited to people who live two blocks from the fairgrounds said 8% were in favor and 68% were opposed. Another, conducted via email by the Jefferson Westside Neighborhood Association in June, said 28% were in favor and 65% were opposed.
“My neighbors, they don’t want it there,” said resident Sandi Mann.
“This is a perfect example of what our email inbox looks like. 50-50ish,” Commissioner Ryan Ceniga said. “Yesterday, I was in a meeting … get pulled over to one side (and told) ‘We can’t build the Ems, that’s not what the TRT (transient lodging tax) is for.
“Seven minutes later, get pulled to the other side, ‘We have to build the Ems. The Ems belong here in Eugene,’”Ceniga said. “So just know we’re taking these decisions very, very seriously.”
Alan Torres covers local government for the Register-Guard. He can be reached over email at atorres@registerguard.com or twitter @alanfryetorres.
Oakland Waterfront Ballpark
Posted on February 14, 2022 by Royal Rosamond Press
I lived on a houseboat and sailboat here at the end of Adeline Street next to Schnitzer Steel. Adeline is the ramp that ended where Sea&Land was. The Sunshine Harbor got filled in. My girlfriend and I, along with another person who owned an old tugboat, were the only residents that lived in the industrial area. My history is important to this new development.
My grandmother raised Jackie Jensen and his brothers for a couple of years. Jackie played for the Oakland Oaks baseball team. I’m going to take my run for Governor of Oregon more seriously.
John Presco
WHY ISRAEL REFUSED TO HELP UKRAINE DEFEND ITSELF FROM RUSSIAN MISSILES
Israel not only refused to sell its Iron Dome missile defense system to Ukraine, but it also blocked the U.S. from sending Iron Dome batteries owned by the U.S. Army to Kyiv.
March 23 2022, 10:55 a.m.
AS RUSSIA’S BRUTAL assault on Ukraine continues, officials in Kyiv appear to be losing patience with the mediation efforts of Israel’s prime minister, Naftali Bennett, who has tried and failed to convince Russian President Vladimir Putin to meet his Ukrainian counterpart, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, for talks in Jerusalem.
Zelenskyy made his frustration clear in a virtual address to Israel’s parliament on Sunday, when he asked why the country had blocked the transfer of Iron Dome missile defense batteries to Ukraine before the Russian attack and then refused to impose strong sanctions on Russia after it. Zelenskyy shredded the official excuse offered by Bennett, that Israel has to remain neutral to act as a mediator.
“Mediation,” Zelenskyy told the lawmakers on a Zoom call from Kyiv, his embattled capital, “can be between states, not between good and evil.”https://www.youtube.com/embed/-tHLtQWKaa8?t=525
Israel’s ambassador to Ukraine, Michael Brodsky, seemed to confirm the next day that the country had asked to purchase the Iron Dome missile defense system last year and was turned down. As the Israeli newspaper Haaretz reported, Brodsky told Israel’s Army Radio on Monday that “to the best of my knowledge, the issue also came up before the war. It was made clear to the Ukrainian side that this was impossible, and they still insist on raising it.”
Rather than offering to help Ukraine protect itself from Russian missiles, Israel’s prime minister has embraced the role of mediator between Zelenskyy and Putin.
Given that Israel has not managed to broker a peace agreement with Palestine more than five decades after it seized through warfare the West Bank, East Jerusalem, Gaza, and the Golan Heights, and given that it rules over millions of people who are deprived of political or civil rights in those occupied territories — and still has no clearly defined borders of its own — the country might seem ill-placed to help Ukraine and Russia settle their conflict.
Empathic Take-Down at PK Park
Posted on July 28, 2018 by Royal Rosamond Press
The Royal Janitor
After the Professors one hour lecture, and after taking him to a Cosmic Dinner at the Bum’s Rush Herbal Salad Bar, Victoria was ready to take in an American baseball Game, and get some R&R. Her mind was turning into silly-putty. She needed to get grounded by doing something totally inane. She could not use her mind one minute more, and, had found following American baseball to be totally relaxing. She ate up pitching and batting statistics like they were vallum and Prozac. She knew where this data had come from, and, where it was going. She compared it to knitting.
Miriam seemed spent after her dance-a-thon. John had put her in her place and came close to 86ing her from his lecture after she challenged him about his credentials. She had her I-pod tuned to her favorite music and was ready to hang for a couple of hours while her partner got her jollies. But, this was not meant to be.
Finding the baseball park nearly empty, they took seats right behind the catcher. The Eugene Emeralds were having a terrible season, and were in the cellar. Starfish’s head was bouncing around like she was in the rear window of a automobile. Then, HE came to the mound, and, she froze. He froze too, in the middle of his wind-up. These were warm-up pitches, or, that would have been a balk. There was her beautiful head, hovering above the umpire. Wow! What a…..Enchantress? Dalton shuddered. No woman had looked at him that way. Does she know me?
Victoria was coming back to her seat with her arms full of popcorn hotdogs, banners, soda-pop, and cracker jacks. She noticed the dead silence, and found the source. Their deep gaze was locked onto one another. If you poured cold water om them, they would not flinch.
“Here! Take some of this!”
Miriam did not hear. When she spotted the program under Victoria’s arm, she yanked at it with a growl!
“What the….?”
“I must know his name! She let out a whimper when she read “Dalton Geekie. Oh my God. What a perfect name. It means Town in the valley – with ‘crag’. “Dalton” she whispered, and then charged into her Music Ap for just the right song – their song!
“It’s here! Thank you Jesus!” Looking up, Starfish crossed herself.
“Play Ball!” the umpire shouted, and when Dalton gave the sign of the cross across his powerful chest, Miriam’s heart went pitter-patter – KERTHUNK!
Victoria had her Em’s cap on backwards, and thought she looked pretty cute. She wanted just a little limelight. It would help if someone noticed her and gave her some flirtation. What she was not ready for, was a Christian Warm-up Mating Ritual – with a raging Psychic Empathic meltdown! Miriam’s words came back to haunt her
“I am forbidden to go to Eugene! But, who gives a shit!”
There should have been some questions asked here. But, now it was too late. Starfish had locked her Victim up in an intuitive mind-probe. As the sad Cellos played ‘As I Walk Alone Down the Road’, the movie of her parents first meeting, began to roll. The blanks were being filled in as the first tears welled in Starfishes eyes.
Her father was a Russian who had a scholarship in track. He was winning every hurdle race he was put in. Warming up, he spotted her, in the bleachers. They had to have one another. When the starter pistol went off, they were under the bleachers, mashing their lips together, ripping away at their sports clothes. When they came at the same time, there was loud cheering. One sperm made it to the finished line, and, Miriam was created.
Almost thrown off the team, Ivan made a pledge to the track coach that he would stay away from that Jezebel. She was banned from the stadium, but, Ivan caught a glimpse of Sarah now and then looking thru the bars of the gate. Their love, was banished! This is how Miriam was going to play it for the next three hours, to Victoria’s utter disgust. The mesh of the backstop did not filter out any of their pathos and lust. It was a profound barrier that multiplied their love – ten fold. This, was a Forbidden Love – the best kind!
“Fuck!” Victoria whispered aloud, knowing she could not be heard above a gallery of unhappy cellos. Or, is she listening to morose Gregorian chants, again?
“My new best friend in a Russian Drama Queen!”
The coach thought about taking Dalton out of the game, but, when Miriam began to sob and wail, the crowd got into it. Victoria buried her head in the stats sheet.
“Fuck!”
The trademark of an empath is feeling and absorbing other people’s emotions and/or physical symptoms because of their high sensitivities. These people filter the world through their intuition and have a difficult time intellectualizing their feelings. As a psychiatrist and empath myself, I know the challenges of being a highly sensitive person. When overwhelmed with the impact of stressful emotions, empaths may experience panic attacks, depression, chronic fatigue, food, sex, and drug binges, or exhibit many other physical symptoms that defy traditional diagnosis.
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Love Dance – With Ducks
Posted on July 27, 2018 by Royal Rosamond Press
The Royal Janitor
Victoria came in sideways to get Starfish, she twisting this way, then that, to avoid the gyrating flesh that clung to Agent 008 like kelp in a tidepool. Taking hold of her arm, she was shocked when Starfish turned in anger, and was about to slap her hand away.
“Don’t you dare! You got to come with me – now! Professor Bond is about to give his lecture.”
Starfish let out a whimper, and was pouting. Many hands tried to pull her back into the drum circle where she was a star. An old hag came up to them.
“Can we have her?”
Starfish gave Victoria a look of, hope. Perhaps things will continue to go her way.
“I’m sorry. She’s not mine to give!”
Again there came a whimper from Their Star, who made clopping sounds with her sandals all the way to the car. When she grabbed her drum, and clicked the trunk open, Victoria stamped her feet.
“No! You have to concentrate. Now get in!”
On the way to the University of Oregon, Starfish ran into her pad looking for more info on Professor John von Bond.
“Here’s a stalking report on him. Some chic is trashing his blog. She says it’s real creepy. Let’s have a looksee!”
“Does he say he’s related to me?’
“No, but he claims he is a Comet King, heir to the teaching of Meher Baba!”
“Who’s that? Never mind. We’re here”
Victoria parked haphazardly and put her DIPLOMAT shield in the window. Starfish never went to college. This was her first time on a campus. She took in all the beautiful students. The young women took notice of her, and turned their heads after she passed them. Their was an amazing aura about her. Waves of goosebumps went up and down her half naked body. There was fine mist of perspiration that caught the last light, and were like tiny rainbows. She was electrically charged due to her amazing dancing. However, she was not happy when the beautiful young men did not even look at her. Their heads were down, their eyes locked on their phone screens. At six-two, Starfish wondered if they were intimidated.
Finally, she grabbed one, on his way up river to spawn.
“Excuse me. I couldn’t help but notice your features. Victoria raised her eyebrows when she gently took hold of his chin.
“Very symmetric. I can see your father’s profile. And, you have your mothers high cheekbones. Did you know you are half your mother,and half your father, but, it is through your father…..you find God. Did you know that?…….I’m going to kiss you now!”
Victoria made a move to prevent this kiss, but, was repelled by a powerful energy field that she put around – them. Tilting his head back, Victoria delivered a soft and sensuous kiss, that froze them in time. His cellphone fell to the walkway, but, did not break. There was a beautiful sigh, that sounded like the opening of Morning Glories.
“You can go, now!” And Starfish watched him swim away. Turning, she stopped in her tracks when she saw Victoria was blushing. Their eyes were locked. She got it. Victoria dreamed of being kissed like that. Star approached, took her hand, and they walked the next hundred yards like this, they a rarity, as holding hands on campus went out of style twenty years ago.
“I was conceived a hundred yards from here. I feel it in my bones! I was made – with much love!”
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The Royal Drum Circle
Posted on July 27, 2018 by Royal Rosamond Press
The Royal Janitor
Chapter Three
When Victoria told Starfish they were going to Eugene Oregon to track down what became of the Rose Division amongst the Habsburgs, she let out a spine-altering scrrrrrreeeee! She then shook all over, began to sweat profusely, and went into a trance. Victoria retreated, and Sharena got out from behind her desk, just in case she had to make a bee-line for the exit as Starfish made super rapid foot movements with quck turns in different directions. She would later tell the folks at BAD that this was the Lek black grouse dance she learned in South Africa where she and her father fled to get away from Vladimir Putin when he became Premiere of Russia.
“I’m going to bring my drum! This is a dream come true. My mother was born in Eugene. I’ve never been there! Screeeeeee!”
“You own a drum? Why isn’t this in the report? By any chance have you heard of John von Bond?”
“Nope! But, have you heard of the Oregon Country Fair! My Kabalak Klock is telling me this is a Kosmic Konnection made in another dimension. What great timing! We are going to enter the Royal Drum Vortex. I am forbidden to ever step foot in Eugene, but, I don’t give a shit! This is it! You’re going to see – the real me! I want you to promise you will get me back to BAD!”
The Labyrinth of The Psychodramatic Garden Queen
Posted on September 11, 2023 by Royal Rosamond Press
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The Royal Janitor
The Labyrinth of The Psychodramatic Garden Queen
Now that American Gays were fleeing to Oregon to escape a new religious fanaticism that was threatening NATO, European Spy and Think, Tanks, were eager to invest in BAD, because it was assessed they had in their employ, a Religious Wizard that knew all there is to know about the world’s major religions. Unfortunately, Starfish had chosen to spend Our Darkest Hour, exploring the cosmic turns and twists of being a Retro-Hippie, and organized religion was the farthest thing from her mind.
“Humor her! Have you tried – humoring her!”
“God-damn it! I tried that the minute we met. She interrupted our interview and showed me how he hair has been psychically trained to cover her bare breasts. She way beyond the not wearing a bra stage. You get your ass to Eugene, and fucking humor her and see what she has in store – FOR YOU! She’s a fucking psycho – if you must know! But – I love her – to death!”
Putting her phone on the coffee table, Victoria walked over to the large picture window overlooking their three acres bordered by a pine tree park they could take walks in. There below was the love of her life setting up the Labyrinth Walk – with Psychodrama – with her inept friends from The Life-journey Psilocybin Therapy Program the Governor signed off on. There was going to be loud screams with raging tears and impossible accusations made against the caustic and toxic universe which was somehow ultimately responsible for the THE DEEP DEPRESSION the Walkers felt. In Miriam Starfish’s case, it was the death of her parents in a horrific butane explosion she witness at the age of thirteen. Thank God they had distant neighbors. Starfish bellowed like a Big Foot when her tears began to flow. Let the fun&games begin!
As the new-age music wafted up to the house, Victoria got comfy in the big leather easy chair and looked up at the 122 inch T.V. that now dominated their lives. Her wife was also a Oregon Duck Football fan, along with a follower of the Ems. She married a Frat – and a Biblical Scholar – who idolized Ken Babbs! Why? Why the fucking – why? The New Eugene Hill Lovers made an agreement to place a camera near the Maze so Victoria could – just watch.
“”I like to watch!”
She knew if she got near, she would get sucked in, like Dorothy.
As the first round of quiet sobbing began as the Human Captives of a Tyrannical Fate made their way one by one to the center of Labyrinth – high on shrooms – Victoria opened the drawer of the coffee table, and brought out a handful of large rubber-tipped darts. Standing up, she took aim a Babbs bulbous grin, and let one fly!
“This is all your fucking fault – even though you deny it! Take this – you pretentious old fraud that can’t write worth shit.”
Starfish demanded a ten foot tall mural be placed in the large stairwell of their new house Starfish wanted, instead ot the humble abode her husband suggested due to her modest income and savings. At the bank, Victorian discovered her woman – was a financial wizard, too, and they were – LOADED! And there go another dart that struck Ken high on the brow, just as the other dart lost its grip, as planned, and fell onto the soft carpeting below.
“Why would you ever think anyone would want to to read a fucking book about a fucking dead buffalo. Take this!”
Victoria’s heart was pounding as she gave Babbs the literary critique he longed for, but no one dare deliver for fear Ken controlled a World-wide Hippie Mafia – Big Hit Squad! Adrenalin poured into Bond;s veins by the cup full. If her woman walked in, suddenly, to use the bathroom, she would be dead! Like most cult followers, Starfish was head over heals in love with Babb’s big glowing – goofy look – that rendered him harmless to the poor souls who long to be addicted to someone.
“If Starfish doesn’t come out of the fucking trance you put her in – you big Hippie Gorilla – than the world is toast. Take this!”
Suddenly, Bond heard a peeping sound. Turning, there stood Little Sally Snowflake, the second most sensitive star of the Garden Psycho crew. Bond glanced at the three darts grouped around Ken’s nose. Grabbing a real gun out of the other drawer, Victoria pointed it at Sensitive Sally, and growled
“If you open your mouth – you’re dead! Do you got me!”
Sally let go the contents of her bladder. Whimpering some more, she ran for the door, got in her card -and sped home! She fell out of grace at all her groups. Her new therapist let her go.
“I never encountered such a – closed patient! She swore she was cured of her depression!”
Sally made the symbol of zipping her mouth closed at the twelve groups she belonged to. Other participants – demanded she share! Sally had some cards made up, and handed them to fellow members.
“Silence is golden!”
Victoria helped her see the light. What is there to share, but that we were all born. As we get older we dare share the truth with people we love – that we are going to die! Some friends want you to go to their Church, and accept the truth we are not going to die, but, will live forever! Sally came to the realization as she looked down the barrel of a gun, that she was going to die, and, that is that! Sally got a huge shove on her path to Nirvana, and was profusely grateful to Starfish’s Psychodramatic Life-journey Psilocybin Therapy Trip – the Governor signed off on!
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Felix Meets Sluggo In The Emerald Valley
Posted on August 17, 2023 by Royal Rosamond Press
Ken Babbs a.k.a. ‘Sluggo’
Sluggo and Felix The Cat copyright
Christine Wandel and I talked on the anniversary of Woodstock. I told her she was the Last Woman Standing. She was wearing a Joe Marra shirt she got at his funeral. Later that night, I find a pic of Ken Babbss wearing a Prankster tee-shirt and promoting Prankster Night at the Emeralds baseball game. In my Bond book I have my Lesbian heroines come to PK Park. Starfish made a treehouse and is manifestation of Elfine. Babbs will also own the moniker ‘Sluggo’ in my Bond book. He is not happy to know there’s is a East Coast ‘Sluggo’. Are they destined to meet? It’s all coming together.
John Presco
Eugene Emeralds come out with another identity – The Eugene Pranksters
- By: Robert Desaulniers
- Apr 20, 2023 Updated Apr 21, 2023
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EUGENE, Ore. – Hot on the heels of their massive success with their “Exploding Whales” moniker, The Eugene Emeralds are announcing another alternative identity – an homage to the Merry Pranksters.
On various gamedays this season, the Eugene Emeralds will become the Eugene Pranksters and go out wearing special red, white and blue-striped jerseys. The Ems said the jerseys are patterned off the famous shirts worn by a band of travelers led by classic author Ken Kesey on their cross-country road trip to the 1964 World’s Fair in New York City. The Emeralds said the Pranksters spread a message of how people should be nice to each other rather than sanctimonious, and their trip sparked social change movements across the nation. Many of these counter-culture travelers eventually came to live in the Eugene area, according to the Ems.
“We feel that we have created an identity with the Prankster that will resonate with the local community” said Emeralds General Manager Allan Benavides. “The Pranksters represented enlightenment in the face of oppression, and we feel that is something that should be remembered in these times. Plus, they are a really unique icon of the counterculture movement. They were all about people being nice to others, not through token civilities, but with sincere gestures. A good way to sum up their motto was, “Don’t be a jerk.’”
Merchandise for the Eugene Pranksters is available at the Eugene Emeralds’ website. The Ems are scheduled to play in Pranksters livery on July 6, August 17, and other dates that have yet to be announced.
Roots Of The Liberty Tree
Posted on October 29, 2011 by Royal Rosamond Press
Yesterday I returned to the oak tree on the University of Oregon Campus where I posted my proclamation on November 15, 2010, wherein I suggest tax shelters for bank accounts in Switzerland and the Cayman Island be brought BACK TO AMERICA and be used to create a Student Bank that would give interest free loans to students. This was the planting of a grassroots movement that had countered the Tea Party Movement – as planned!
While visiting the place where my homeless friend, Hatoon, slept – in front of the UofO library, and Arab student asked if he could be in a photo with me. The Arab Spring, and the Liberty Tree Rebellion – meet!
I am standing in front of the museum where the day before Occupy Eugene made a camp. From here they moved to the Mill Race. I went there to say hello friends.
I then walked up and down 13th. Street, stopping to talk to students about my idea that our President has been putting forth.
It only takes one good man to change things, turn back the tide of ruin and despair!
Jon Presco
Jubilee Prophet
The Liberty Tree Revisited
Posted on October 28, 2011 by Royal Rosamond Press
Last November I made up a poster, hung it on a tree on the University of Oregon grounds outside the library, rang a bell, and shouted;
“Who wants some Liberty? I got your Liberty right here!”
I posted on this event on my blog that is no more. I sent news of my one man demonstration to the President of the Stuudent Union on November 16, 2010. I call for a Student Bank made up of monies retrieved from offshore bank accounts. It would be an honor bank system, where tax evaders who have a change of heart could put their money they hid from the Fed in a Student National Bank – and invest in America’s future! For doing this, they will be redeemed in the Spirit of the Jubilee Jesus, who I have prepared the way for.
The Occupy Eugene Community has moved to the University of Oregon, and set up camp a hundred yards from my Liberty Tree. I had to do something that day. I wanted to start a New Revolution. It only takes one good man – and the others will follow!
Here is what my brochre and contract with America, said;
“The Sons and Daughters of The Liberty Tree
On this day_____________
I grant to______________________________Patriotic Permission to help Liberate the taxable assets disloyal Americvans have hidden on the Cayman Islands, so that Loyal Americans can help pay for their college tuition, and the tuition of millions of freedom Loving Students.
John Presco
Great Grandson of Real Patriots”
http://www.kval.com/news/local/132747888.html
This guest post is by Paul Combe, president and CEO of American Student Assistance.
The “Occupy” movement is drawing attention to some very real problems that plague our nation’s higher education financing system: skyrocketing college costs, an increased reliance on student loans over grants, the role of private loans, people repaying their student loans until their own kids head off to college, “draconian” collection methods, and so on.
The solution receiving the most buzz is an idea to forgive all student loan debt. More than 600,000 Americans have signed a petition asking the federal government to forgive student loan debt as a “trickle-up” approach to stimulating the economy.
EUGENE, Ore. – Occupy Eugenepacked up and moved their camp to the heart of the University of Oregon campus, where officials said a campground is incompatible with the mission of the university.
“The UO supports the right to freespeech and encourages the active exchange of ideas,” Lorraine Davis, the acting provost, wrote in a message to university staffobtained by KVAL News. “Those concepts are at the foundation of higher education. But the time, place and manner for expression of ideas must be consistent with the university’s mission, and the UO cannot accommodate a campground.”
Members of Occupy Eugenetold KVAL News that this is another temporary move.
The camp relocated from downtown Eugene to Alton Baker Park last Fridayto accomodate the Eugene Saturday Market.
The City Council exempted the protest from a ban on camping in public parks until mid-December.
But after six nights in the park, protesters said they felt they were out of the public eye.
Protesters said occupying the memorial quad between the library, business school and art museum will allow the group to protest issues like the rising cost of tuition and the privatization of public education.
“Not only will we get incredible amounts of exposure from being at the campus because there’s thousands of people down there everyday, but we would also like to build more solidarity with the students,” said Elizabeth Yandel, an Occupy Eugene organizer.
“This is a place where people have expressed their Constitutional rights for many, many decades in this country,” said another Occupy organizer, Jamil Jonna. “It has a long pedigree, so I think it’s very rational and reasonable just from a historical perspective.”
While the universtiy said it does not allow camping on campus, officials said they are working with Occupy Eugene and the City of Eugene to help the group find a better location.
Jubilee of Jesus
“Hurrah! Hurrah! we bring the jubilee!”
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