The Royal Janitor
Chapter Three
When Victoria told Starfish they were going to Eugene Oregon to track down what became of the Rose Division amongst the Habsburgs, she let out a spine-altering scrrrrrreeeee! She then shook all over, began to sweat profusely, and went into a trance. Victoria retreated, and Sharena got out from behind her desk, just in case she had to make a bee-line for the exit as Starfish made super rapid foot movements with quck turns in different directions. She would later tell the folks at BAD that this was the Lek black grouse dance she learned in South Africa where she and her father fled to get away from Vladimir Putin when he became Premiere of Russia.
“I’m going to bring my drum! This is a dream come true. My mother was born in Eugene. I’ve never been there! Screeeeeee!”
“You own a drum? Why isn’t this in the report? By any chance have you heard of John von Bond?”
“Nope! But, have you heard of the Oregon Country Fair! My Kabalak Klock is telling me this is a Kosmic Konnection made in another dimension. What great timing! We are going to enter the Royal Drum Vortex. I am forbidden to ever step foot in Eugene, but, I don’t give a shit! This is it! You’re going to see – the real me! I want you to promise you will get me back to BAD!”
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Reblogged this on Rosamond Press and commented:
I posted this a year ago. I wondered why? Why have I brought Victoria Bond tot Eugene Oregon? I was having a GUN DEBATE as to whether or not my female Bond is going to be armed. Lara Roozemond’s anti-gun video was an inspriation. Starfish is a born killer and an expert with arms. Her parents were Christian Survivalists. I suspect the Three Percenters who violated the Drum Circle want to win the coming Doomsday. That is all that matters. There is no doubt I am a prophet. And only a prophet can see when Doomsday is going to arrive.