The Royal Janitor
by
John Presco
Chapter: Conquering Brains
Victoria Bond opened her eyes after she was finished with her Chockra meditation, to behold her beloved wife in a furious dance-trance, as her feet kept up with the staccato of the tabls that were reaching a crescendo. With a high jump off the floor, and a fist pump into the air, she was done. Victoria let out a little squeal as he warrior woman’s chest heaved up and down. Both their kundalini’s were firing off, sending colors that resembled the aroura borealis to all comers of the room. There was so much peace!
Taking off the best headphones money can buy, that kept the chaos at bay, Agent 002 was back in reality, such as it is. With the news that Fox News has been airing fictitious news, it was hard to swallow the truth millions of Americans -didn’t give a rat’s ass. It is obvious they’ve been brainwashed. Fox had invented a new kind of literature – disguised as news. It was the goal of BAD to find the authors. There is a Whistleblower who filed a lawsuit. There’s a lot of hallucinating going on.
Just then, a top security ring came into Victoria’s orbit. It was John Von John-Bond, agent 0022. John bid Victoria to turn on the news – now! When she did, Starfish ran at the television – and hissed! Her hatred of Tucker Carlson – was other worldly. She knew all about Annie’s hatred of Cian O’Shannity who took Lil Trucker under his wings when he came on board. Being a Christin Zealot of the Third Kind, Starfish went to extremes in showing her white verses black, light verses dark prejudices that were well studied and backed – all the way! Tucker Carlson was Miriam Starfish Christling – Mortal Enemy! She bellowed when Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov image appeared next to Tucker’s, who was grateful for the support. It was mutual.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the bathroom door. Victoria wondered why there was a chair wedged under the doorknob. Victoria approached.
“Hello!” she said, and gave Starfish a glance. There was a naughty dog look on her face.
“Hello! Would you help us by calling the front desk? Please. Were’ sorry.”
Victoria hit replay on the security camera that is installed wherever a member of BAD stayed. Starfish hears the loud banging on the door, but before she can open it, two burly hotel dicks have come in with a pass key! Starfish launched a flying kick over the bed, and whizzed past her husband who is in a deep Kundalini trance. All around Victoria’s glowing aura, fists and feet punch and kick. There is a nose bleed, and her bodyguard is dragging two limp men into the bathroom. All the while, there is a beatitude smile on Victoria’s face. Dialing the Wizard in Britain, he is shown the video. The Wizard gives Admiral Swineburne a ring, and he is talking to the front desk manager.
“Hello. This is Admiral Horatio of the Temple Swineburne of the British Overseas affairs. There’s been an unfortunate incident. But, not to fret. I’m here to get us out of this mess, and on to the next hole!”
When the Wizard head Swinburne’s voice, he too was reminded of Peter Alliss the famous golf announcer. The Wizard noted right away, Swineburne has a real hypnotic voice that went nicely with his theory, that life is like a golf game. There is – always trouble -even when you don’t play. At any given minute there exist a million bad swing thoughts in the brain of those who play. The minute you stand over the ball on the first hole, getting ready to tee off, you accept things can, and will go badly for you. Not playing, ever again, is an option. This is the key to BAD’s clean-up system. When the ball is shanked into the out of bounds, there is the desire to have a do-over. You can take a Mulligan if all parties agree before the game.
“No one got hurt, badly. So, why don’t we just take a Mulligan, and get back on course. There’s no need to punish the help. We gentleman can take charge.”
There was a four way silence on the phone as our agents took in the fact the first person to come to Tucker’s aid, was Putin and Lavrov. What a jaw-dropper. Who saw it coming?
“We thought you two were new-age hippies getting high on mushrooms, then it’s off to the mountains to see some Alpenglow! We get alot of that in Whitefish!”
“Ho! Ho! You really topped the ball on that one!”
Russian Foreign Minister Insinuates Tucker Carlson Was Fired on Orders From the U.S. Government
Story by Michael Luciano • Yesterday 5:10 PM
Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov implied that Tucker Carlson’s firing by Fox News was done at the behest of the U.S. government.
Russian Foreign Minister Insinuates Tucker Carlson Was Fired on Orders From the U.S. Government.
Speaking at the United Nations on Tuesday, Lavrov brought up the matter unprompted. CNN’s Erin Burnett aired the snippet on OutFront.
Carlson has been more than a critic of U.S. aid to Ukraine since Russia invaded the country in February 2022. He has demonized Ukraine’s leadership, including President Volodymyr Zelensky by calling him a dictator.
Not surprisingly, clips of Carlson have appeared on Russian state-run media.
“That’s the foreign minister for Vladimir Putin, Sergey Lavrov,” Burnett said. “With all that’s going on here in the United States, coming here, talking about the loss of Tucker Carlson. It’s unbelievable, right?”
Fox News fired Carlson on Monday, less than a week after the network agreed to pay $787.5 million as part of a defamation settlement. Fox is also facing a lawsuit from a former Tucker Carlson Tonight producer who alleges sexual harassment and discrimination. The company denies the claim.
Burnett aired a clip of Carlson downplaying Putin’s villainy.
“It might be worth asking yourself, since it is getting pretty serious, what is this really about?” he said in February 2022, just before Russia invaded. “Why do I hate Putin so much? Has Putin ever called me a racist? Has he threatened to get me fired for disagreeing with him? … Does he eat dogs? These are fair questions, and the answer to all of them is no. Vladimir Putin didn’t do any of that.”
Shortly after his termination on Monday, Kremlin-backed RT offered Carlson a job on Twitter.
Watch above via CNN.
Republican National Committee slams Biden re-election bid in AI ad
Story by Olivia Land • Yesterday 5:16 AM
The Republican National Committee hit back at President Biden’s re-election bid announcement on Tuesday morning with a nightmarish AI-generated ad. The 30-second clip, which debuted shortly after Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris confirmed they would seek re-election in 2024, features Artificial Intelligence images that show Biden and Harris celebrating their second term, followed by harrowing scenes of China invading Taiwan, shuttered US banks, and cities overrun by crime. The pictures are set to imagined audio news reports, while text on the screen asks viewers to consider “What if the weakest president we’ve ever had were re-elected.” The ad features AI-generated images of Biden and Harris celebrating their re-election. The ad also urged voters to united against the Democrats. The video is the RNC’s first project that is 100% AI-generated, Axios reported
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Getting Inside Putin’s Brain
Posted on April 14, 2022 by Royal Rosamond Press
Evola in the early 1940s
The Royal Janitor
by
John Presco
Chapter Putin’s Brain
After answering Steven Seagal’s cellphone after this Brute was subdued by Starfish, The Wizard was surprised to hear he was talking with “Putin’s Brain”.
‘Hello, Dugin. It is not so good to hear your voice.”
“Who is this?”
“This is your old nemesis who you accused of stealing the core teaching of Evola. We almost fought a dual, remember?”
“How can I forget. Do you still have it? And how did you get Steven’s phone?”
“Mr. Seagal had an accident. He ran into a bouquet of sunflowers. Arnold Schwarzenegger is giving him CPR. It looks like he may live! I want you to quit Putin and come work for me at BAD.”
“You can go to hell! I want what belongs to me! I will send a Psychic Bill Collector for you. You owe me!”
“When can I expect him – or her! Do some meditating and see what kind of force protects me – now!”
After five minutes….
“How did you find her? Where is she! Tell me – you rotten son of a bitch?”
“She’s right here, sleeping next to Steven. I had to dart her.”
In 1980, Dugin joined the “Yuzhinsky group“, an avant-garde dissident group which dabbled in Satanism and other forms of the occult.[25][26] In the group, he was known for his embrace of Nazism which he attributes to a rebellion against his Soviet raising, as opposed to genuine sympathy for Hitler.[27] He adopted an alter ego with the name of “Hans Siever”, a reference to Wolfram Sievers, a Nazi researcher of the paranormal.[28] Studying by himself, he learnt to speak Italian, German, French, English[29] and Spanish.[30] He also discovered the writings of Julius Evola in the V. I. Lenin State Library, and adopted the beliefs of the Traditionalist School. In 1987 he was convicted of molesting a 12-year-old boy.[31]
Arnold Schwarzenegger
DAVID VON DREHLE: Thank you for having me, Ayesha.
RASCOE: You wrote that Dugin is commonly referred to as, quote, “Putin’s brain.” Can you give us a sense of Dugin’s ideology?
VON DREHLE: Dugin is a good old-fashioned mystical fascist of the sort that kind of flourished after World War I, when many people in Europe felt lost, felt like the Old World had failed, and were searching around for explanations. And a certain set of them decided the problem was all of modern thinking, the idea of freedom, the idea of individual rights. And in Dugin’s case, he felt that the Russian Orthodox Church was destined to rule as an empire over all of Europe and Asia. And eventually, in a big book in 1997, he laid out the road map for accomplishing that. He’s continued to be intimately involved in the Russian military, Russian intelligence services and Putin’s inner circle.
RASCOE: And so you talk about how this ideology has manifested in Putin’s actions, this idea that Russia should basically, as you said, rule over all of Europe and Asia.
VON DREHLE: Well, he felt that this was the great land-based empire and that it was in competition with a great sea-based empire that was led by the United States and Great Britain. So step one was to weaken the U.S., weaken Great Britain and disconnect us from our ties to Europe. And if you look at the way Putin has manipulated the internet over the past 20 years, the rise of social media to drive division and heat up the culture wars in the United States, to influence the Brexit movement in Great Britain. All of these things are steps to weaken the West because it’s Russia’s destiny to draw Europe toward Russia.
RASCOE: And how does Ukraine fit into this line of thinking?
VON DREHLE: Yeah, well, Dugin and then Putin has given voice to this, as well. They say that Ukraine is not a separate country, that it’s another Russian Orthodox-dominated country. But from a strategic standpoint, it is the nation on the north shore of the Black Sea. And Dugin says that Eurasia, as he calls the future Russian empire – Eurasia has to have complete control of the Black Sea.
RASCOE: And what would happen in Asia in that point? Because Russia and China have fairly good relations, or they’re pretty close.
VON DREHLE: Yeah, Dugin does not believe that Eurasia, you know, the great Russian empire, will be complete until China has been basically destroyed, that if only Hitler had never invaded Russia, then together, Russia and Germany and Japan could have formed a fascist alliance that would have dominated the world with Russia as the strongest partner from – as he puts it, from Dublin to Vladivostok.
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Philosopher known as ‘Putin’s brain’ says Russia needs to escalate Ukraine war
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WASHINGTON — The ultranationalist Russian philosopher Alexander Dugin, commonly referred to as “Putin’s brain” for his influence within the Kremlin, said earlier this week that the Russian military retreat from Kyiv was a “temporary situation” and predicted that after a regrouping, a broader campaign across Ukraine could commence again.
Dugin made his comments to a Turkish newspaper; the interview was reported on by RIA Novosti, a Kremlin-controlled wire news service that has consistently amplified anti-Ukrainian rhetoric.
“The Russian army is currently fighting the sovereign powers that impose a unipolar world,” Dugin said, in reference to the alliance of pro-Ukraine allies led by the United States. “We cannot lose this war. Otherwise, the whole world will turn into a large fire.”
An eclectic thinker with a fondness for the occult, Dugin has published several books calling for a broader Slavic empire that would include Ukraine, as well as Moldova and Belarus.
© Provided by Yahoo News USAlexander Dugin in his TV studio in Moscow in 2016. (Francesca Ebel/AP)
Russian President Vladimir Putin shares these expansionist views. In a lengthy 2021 article, “On the Historical Unity of Russians and Ukrainians,” he deployed remarkable historical revisionism to argue that Ukrainian nationhood was an aberration resulting from the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991.
Since then, Ukraine has tried to orient itself away from its much larger neighbor and toward the West. Putin has seen that move as an affront, first trying to bring Ukraine back into the fold in 2014, when Russian forces and pro-Russian paramilitaries took over the Crimean Peninsula as well as two eastern border regions, Luhansk and Donetsk, with large Russian-speaking populations.
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When the second invasion of Ukraine began in February, Russian forces moved toward Kyiv and other large cities, only to see their gains quickly reversed by a spirited Ukrainian resistance equipped with Western arms. Facing the unthinkable prospect of defeat, Russian units retreated into Belarus, while the Kremlin sought to revise its war aims downward. Despite having once aimed for regime change, Moscow appeared to indicate that it would settle for the territorial gains it made in Crimea and Ukraine’s eastern borderlands in 2014.
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In his interview with Turkiye Gazetesi, the Turkish newspaper, Dugin raised expectations once more, predicting a new countrywide offensive.
He described retreat as a “purely tactical move” that would allow the army to execute “revisions,” a seeming reference to organizational changes like the appointment of Gen. Alexander Dvornikov, a veteran of Russia’s brutal campaign in Syria, to head an offensive in the east.
But, Dugin warned, gains in the east alone are “not a victory for Russia. Our soldiers will not return home until targets across the country have been destroyed and security has been established, or until Zelensky surrenders.”
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US says three Russians offered congressman a free trip as part of a propaganda and disinformation campaign
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Federal prosecutors in New York on Thursday unsealed an indictment charging a member of Russia’s legislature and two of his staffers with orchestrating a propaganda and disinformation campaign targeting US lawmakers.
© Mikhail Svetlov/Getty ImagesRussian businessman and politician Alexander Babakov attends an unifying congress, on February, 22, 2021, in Moscow, Russia.
Aleksandr Babakov, deputy chairman of the Russian State Duma, and his staffers Aleksandr Vorobev and Mikhail Plisyuk, were charged with conspiring to act in the US as an unregistered foreign agent, conspiring to violate US sanctions and conspiring to commit visa fraud.
As part of the alleged scheme, in 2017, prosecutors said the men allegedly violated US sanctions laws by seeking to recruit at least one US businessman and at least one congressman with an all-expenses paid trip to attend a conference in Yalta, an area in Russian-controlled Crimea, for the benefit of Sergey Aksyonov, a Russian placed on the US sanctions list following Russia’s annexation of Crimea.
The congressman, who was not identified, did not accept the invitation, the indictment said.
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Prosecutors allege the men schemed to affect US policy toward Russia from 2012 to 2017 “through staged events, paid propaganda, and the recruitment of at least one American citizen to do their bidding in unofficial capacities,” according to the indictment.
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Also in 2017, prosecutors say that Babakov requested a meeting with a congressman in Washington through the American citizen and Babakov and his staffers falsified their Visa applications by saying they were traveling separately and on vacation. The US placed the three men on the US sanctions list in 2017 so their visas were denied, and no meetings took place, prosecutors said. Babakov, a pro-Vladimir Putin lawmaker, was also sanctioned by the European Union for voting in favor of a Russian bill annexing Crimea in 2014.
The three men are based in Russia and remain at large, prosecutors said. The US Justice Department is seeking forfeiture of any property, vessels, aircraft used or traced to the proceeds obtained through the alleged crimes.
The Russians, the indictment alleges, used a nonprofit organization based in Russia, the Institute for International Integration Studies, as a front for their activities.
“Russian legislator Aleksandr Babakov and two of his staffers allegedly orchestrated a covert Russian propaganda campaign in the U.S. in order to advance Russia’s malevolent political designs against Ukraine and other countries, including the U.S.,” Damian Williams, the US attorney for the Southern District of New York, said in a statement.
“Today’s indictment demonstrates that Russia’s illegitimate actions against Ukraine extend beyond the battlefield, as political influencers under Russia’s control allegedly plotted to steer geopolitical change in Russia’s favor through surreptitious and illegal means in the U.S. and elsewhere in the West,” Williams added.
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