When Who’s Who In America – Calls!

Bastone Portable Restroom w/ Showers

Who’s Who In America called me yesterday and interrupted another of my Problem Solving Sessions. I found some land for sale outside of Ojai California, and investigated what it would take for me to live my last days there, in…..The Valley of The Sadgurus!

I can get a septic tank put in for $4,000 dollars. I then searched for a portable toilet and found The Bastone Portable Restroom -With Shower! Eureka! I then found a Compact Kitchen with stainless steel top and refrigerator that I would attach to the shower side of my Love Shed – with corrugated roof. I then toyed with a bedroom on the other side, when, my phone rang. It seems someone recommended my blog, Royal Rosamond Press, but, I left the “Achievements” section – blank. It took me seven minutes to explain why – and……there it was….My Amazing World Full of Attributes….that no one wants.

It is 5:05 A.M. in he morning and I have….The Solutuion. I will call up the Bastone company and suggest they sell a bedroom attachment to the toilet that would be entered where you see the white front door. As it is, you can sleep on the toilet floor that is.69″. I design floor plans as a hobby, like knitting. I design the smallest structure, and add on. That I could live year round in a 63 sq.ft. structure – is fantastic. I will suggest Bastone make their Love Sheds – square – adding another 6 sq.ft.

The Love Bed will have drawers below and storage above. You could do bunkbeds for a hunting shack, There is a solar panel on top. A microwave can go above the toilet. You can…Dial and Go! Then, hop into the Love Shower for a Hot One! Who – needs anybody? Alas – you are Self-Contained! And – Off The Grid! I can not find a price for the Love Kitchen seen above, but you can get one for $2,000.

My Lovely Rose Land

This is the land I want someone to buy for me so I can ground……Who I Am! I have a need to – be somebody before I die. Rose Lake is close by. There is – Rose Falls. An owner bottled spring water, thus, there may be a spring on my property. It is mine in spirit. If I die tomorrow I will haunt this place. Some Native Americans will be able to see me. Others will say I was a Great Satguru. Those in the know will call me “The End Time Elijah”. I now know myself as “The Man Who Could Not Have Anything” . How about…”The Gifted One Who Had Everything Taken From Him?”

An hour after I talked to Who’s Who, my neighbor knocked at my door. She is a Christian. I showed her Mary in the Quran. She did not know Islam worships Jesus and Mary. I then showed her this video, and explained how the United States and Europe are surrounded by enemies – out to destroy us! I showed her my last post on Elizabeth and how her son and his teaching has been concealed. I told my friend this post puts an end to Islam – in theory! Allah – got it wrong! It also puts an end to Judaism and Christianity – because all three had to know- what I know.

John was a Strict Conservative who was not introducing a New Way. He was restoring The Old Way. By doing this, he began a Revolution of Freedom From Roman Rule. Rome WON the War With the Jews. John’s teaching had to be completely buried – and altered – lest His Conservative Revolution be….. RESURECTED and RESTORED!

Here is THE FIRST STEP…

Salome did not dance for John’s head on a silver plate…..She danced for his silver-plated head that was going to be placed in the cave of Mach-Pelah. Why there? Why did Salome want John’s head?

ANSWER: So she could consult, it, use it as a crystal ball, to see into – the future! That future – has arrived. We are playing End Time Poker. The three major religions do not care about the future. Why?

After spending seven minutes on the phone filling in the glaring blank space, I finished with telling the woman, I will try to complete my Biblical book titled

‘Where Art Thou?”

Here I am Lord! Living in the Bastone Porta-potty on the land – you gave me!

John ‘The End Time Elijah’

7205 Rose Valley Rd, Ojai, CA 93023
7205 Rose Valley Rd, Ojai, CA 93023

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satguru

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Ojai/7205-Rose-Valley-Rd-93023/home/113912083

I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said “You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away”
I staggered back to the underground
And the breeze blew back my hair
I remember throwin’ punches around
And preachin’ from my chair

Well, who are you?
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you?
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
‘Cause I really wanna know
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

I took the tube back out of town
Back to the Rollin’ Pin
I felt a little like a dying clown
With a streak of Rin Tin Tin
I stretched back and I hiccuped
And looked back on my busy day
Eleven hours in the Tin Pan
God, there’s got to be another way

Well, who are you?
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Ohh, who are you?
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Come on tell me, who are you?
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
‘Cause I really wanna know
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

Who are you?
(Ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa)
(Ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa)
(Ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa)

Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?

I really wanna know
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Come on tell me, who are you?
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

I know there’s a place you walked
Where love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken cup
I only feel right on my knees
I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?

Well, who are you?
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you?
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, tell me who are you?
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

Come on come on
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Ahh who the fuck are you?
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me who are you?
(Who are you? Who?)
I really wanna know
I really wanna know
Come on tell me who are you?
You you
Ahh you

About Royal Rosamond Press

I am an artist, a writer, and a theologian.
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1 Response to When Who’s Who In America – Calls!

  1. Reblogged this on Rosamond Press and commented:

    I haven’t posted in the last several days, because I know I got several books – that could be best sellers – and I don’t want to give them away. My keys are turnig verything into gold. My toilet response to the possibility Who’s Who is reading this blog – struck pay-dirt! The Million Dollar Bathroom could be a book about the Getty Family influence on SF politics.

    Gov. Gavin Newsom is threatening to halt plans for a $1.7 million toilet in San Francisco.
    The toilet received backlash, and demands to explain the cost and two-year construction timeline.
    The city’s Rec and Park department said the costs included planning, drawing, permits, and reviews.

    https://www.businessinsider.com/gavin-newsom-threatens-cancel-san-francisco-17-million-toilet-2022-10

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