I haven’t published on my other blog in quite awhile!
John Presco
Lucky Victor’s Bohemian Cubed Steak
November 12, 2026
I dreamt last night I was in Oakland with my dead father. We were heading downtown to Little New York to get some Bohemian style cubed steak on a hardened-rice plate, with steamed Czech vegetables. Pops liked the hand signals I used to park the Caddies carrying Victor’s bad-ass entourage. Now that a real bad ass black man – who really knows how to pray – is going to be speaking his powerful words on the Senate floor, the Bohemian Bums out West can go back to being themselves. Did you know two of Trump’s sons have Czech Ancestors?
Somehow the NY lifestyle got shipped to Oakland. As I’m standing at the window looking at these cubes of incredible cubed steak bubbling in a out of this world gravy. Damn! Look at those vegetables. How are those cooked? I’m’ salivating. I can’t wait to eat this gotmet food – without a fork and knife. This is the finest finger-food in the world!
Suddenly the cook is scowling at me. He tells me he can’t serve me until I show him a licensee for the piece I am carrying. I look down and see the out-line of a automatic pistol that shows with the wear. I feel my breast, and there is something hard there.
“Ah! I left my coat on the plane. I bought this one at Goodwill. It must have belong to a old FBI guy, Maybe he was….Secret Service?”
As were eatting in Vic’s pink Cadillac, he tells me the cook asks everyone for a license.
“It’s part of the ambience! Lying is important. Did you know Pete Hesgeth and his crew were eating Bohemian cubed steak when they visited to tom of the unknown soldier? They were chortling with culinary pleasure!”
Need I say – MY STOCK IS WAY UP! My newspaper ‘Royal Rosamond Press’ got it right – right across the board!
Yesterday, I found my Lost Bohemian Blog. I am the founder of the Bohemian Bank! I am seeking a loan so I can open two Lucky Victor’s. One in the Village of New York, and the other on Alice Street in Oakland. I will paint the sign on the front, depicting Vic trying to thrown his Dirty Dee-Dee under the train. I have a vision! In five years you will see the pic above in neon, in downtown Tokyo, and Hong Kong!
“Why do you eat at Licky Victor’s””
Because it’s honest American food. America is full of Gangers and Bohemian Bums. Their women – are hot! They know how to make a man – feel like a man! The same goes for this food!”
John Presco
President: Bohemian Democrat Design
EAT AT VICTOR’S….AN EXPERIENCE TO DIE FOR!
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