Senior Center Will Stunt Your Growth

Savoy of California

Professor Fowley arrived at his appointment early in order to do some measurements. He awoke with a start. The image of the Belmont Senior Center was drawing him deep into….The Labyrinth! As he shaved, he muttered;

“Why would the City of Belmont approve of a senior gathering place, if the facade looked like you were entering…..a fucking tomb?”

Fowley let out a cry, as John put his cellphone in front of his face!

“Check this out. This is the Stuttmeister crypt in Berlin with the infamous “cone unto me statue. It’ perfectly square, isn’t it?”

“Yes. Yes it is. You measured it?”

“Yes! I measured many things. A Master Augur has been hard at work. I suspect he is 2,500 years old. Draw two descending lines from the top of Jesus’ head, thru the tips of his fingers. How many meters is the base?”

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