A Socialist Candidate
by
John Presco
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
I went under for my colonoscopy yesterday (July 15) and the first thing I am aware of as I come to, is what I am – trying to say…..
“You’ll never find the Holy Grail!”
My lips are still closed!
I knew I was not being heard, because this was MY FIRST THOUGHT – that alas came out of my mouth!
“YOU’LL NEVER TAKE THE GRAIL FROM ME!”
Then I am saying….
“YOU’LL NEVER FIND THE GRAIL UP MY BUTT!”
I asked one of the nurses if she heard what I was saying?
“You were saying something about the “Grail”.”
Since Riverbend was built, how may sedated patients mention the Holy Grail as they came out of sedation? Perhaps….three! Maybe….five? I dug – deeper. I got this out of a nurse.
“You were an exceptional patient!”
I wanted to ask;
“Was I glowing?”
I did not hear the truth…
“Yes! There was a glow about you. We all saw it!”
I told my nurse,
“You took me to this a small arena that rose high above the opersting table. You were all on cumpiuters – examining me! You were looking for the truth. You were looking for the Holy Grail – up my butt!”
I might have repeast the word “butt” with the word “holy”. They were amused – but they didn’t show it – NOW THAT I WAS AWAKE!
“Where are you taking me – now!” I inquired.
“To the Real Funny Roomy overlooking Springfield. You need to – come down – and calm down….Mr. Presco! You’re – EGO IS OVERBLOWN! You are out of control –
IN A HOLY MANNER!”
Just before – I was terrorized with a view of my own grandiosity, I am asking for the name of the Knock-out Drug.
“I was on the bus with Ken Kesey! I was a Guini pig for the Brotherhood of Eternal Love. Tim Skully hooked me up to his bio-feedback machine. I knew the manufactures!”
“Of course you did, Now, you can finish your return to reality…
IN THE HIGH AND MIGHTY ROOM!
Once I am i the HMR I talk about the need for a Fresh Jesus, and a Super Political Candidate. Why not both? Here is the video I made. I might become a….
A SOCIALIST CANDIDATE FOR THE OFFICE OF PREASIENT OF THE UNITED STATES….
Because I need to bring the world’s attention to the truth…
I AM THE OWNER OF THE HOLY GRAIL!
John Presco
‘Owner of the Holy Grail’
EXTRA! I went in search of my post on Halpern and found…
THE OAK KING!
When they brought me in the operating room I said….
“We need a title for this scene, this event! this, chapter. How about Saving Saint Nick?”
I wish I had said…..SAVING THE OAK KING! I told them the last time I was operated on I brought Halper’s book.
“She tried to rip me off!”
I suspected all the surviving Merry Pranksters’ think I am trying to rip off their beloved diety, Ken Kessy using Pure Intilevtual Brain Power!
“We want to – dose you – Mr. Presco – you phony!”
I can guarantee you no patient ever titled…..Their Medical Procedure…..
FOR REAL!
The Holy Grail
4/1/2025
Zena Halpern And I
On this day, April 1, 2025, I John Presco made the discovery of the age! A week ago I went through my papers and found the Non-Disclosure Agreement Zena Halpern sent me to sign. I didn’t sign when she introduced a woman who found me and mystudy of the name……….
ROCHEFOUCAULD
I don’t have much longer to live. If Rick and Marty build me a small cabin on Oak Islamd, I will come there and live. I will be the Hermit-wizard of Oak Island. I will sit on my front porch and tell woody tales of……THE OAK KING!
John Rosamond Presco ‘The Oak King’
Here
Rosamond Press 
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