To discover John Lennon was investigated by M15, who gave their investigation to President Nixon, might be the first shot fired in the Culture Wars that do not pit religious bodies against each other, but, launched a Christian-Coalition against Bohemians and Pagans. There is no doubt in my mind John Lennon would love ‘The Royal Janitor’ because I take on Britain’s oldest and most difficult schism between the Catholics and Protestants. I believe all the Beatles would get a kick out of my contention that an Eel and Pie House is the headquarters of a sinister group of Catholic Goddess Worshippers. Nun means “fish”. They would adopt me because I am the only American who has bothered to understand the nuisances of the Brits.

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“Luey and Bluey McDonald are encouraged by their mother to assault Victoria Bond when she passes their home playing her babpipe with a dragon’s head…