Drive A Portland

For the last two weeks…. I – and thus my newspaper – have been in a real crisis. My reporting – is spot on – and prophetic as all hell! How do I do it? Off the bat – I have to amuse myself as I compose.

I love THE PORTLAND! There is a hidden messages about Portland Oregon being the capitol of American Socialism. This is why Trump asked if he could shoot those who would love to own a Free Portland – in the leg! Well, here is some major foot-shooting – that I anticipated. Gavin Newsom can destroy DeSantis with the production of the Mousemobile – a solar powered car affectionately called….


“Not a bug…..but, a mouse!”

“We don’t want to drive a Gavin – CLOWN CAR!


“If you thought California’s electricity and energy problems were bad now, just you wait.

California regulators are about to vote to restrict the sale of gas-powered cars and ban the sale of them altogether after 2035. The state had already announced this plan in 2020 as part of its fanatic commitment to wind and solar energy. Everyone in California will be forced to buy electric cars, no matter how much more expensive they are than the ones that already get them from place to place.What problems are there other than the additional cost to Californians already being crushed by the cost of living in the Golden State? How about the fact that California can’t meet its current energy demands? Over the last several years, the state has repeatedly failed to meet energy demands during heat waves, leading to rolling blackouts. That is before transitioning roughly 16 million drivers from gas-powered cars to electric vehicles. Where all that new energy is going to come from is anyone’s guess.

California is preparing to make its dire energy problems much, much worse (

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The VW Beetle is retiringWikimedia/

US Navy chief defends plan to scrap troubled warships even though some are less than 3 years old – CNNPolitics

“The decision amounts to an embarrassing admission that some of the Navy’s newest ships are not fit for modern warfare.”

I awoke from my Old Man Nap and went to my computer to design a radical electrical car I call


The Portland will be made of real steel salvaged in our fabulous Oregon salvage yard. The U.S. Government will GIVE a Portland to every High School Graduate who registers to vote – AND VOTES! If you take out a Student Loan, you are given a Free Portland. If you come from a poor family, get a job and then vote – you get a FREE ELECTRIC-POWERED PORTLAND – that is an exact replica of the Volkswagen Beetle!

I am seventy-five. Graduates…

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