Three days before Kanye West went into a tri-polar trance in the Oval Office, I discovered Father Yod, and The Truth! If Trump’s father had been a regular Joe with no money, then I am convinced Donald would have scored some Acid, and dropped it at the Fillmore East. In months he would have been a Cult Leader – who would not shut up! He would be surrounded by beautiful women who hung on every promise he made! Women are suckers for Male Promises, especially white women who voted for Bid Daddy Pussy Grabber – after they heard what he did to other women – and wanted to do to them! Kanye let me down when he did not blurt out he likes to back women hanger-ons up against a wall – and grab their pussies – too! How could he give Donald a hug!

Alas, the second great American…