Getting Inside Putin’s Brain

Evola in the early 1940s

The Royal Janitor

by

John Presco

Chapter Putin’s Brain

After answering Steven Seagal’s cellphone after this Brute was subdued by Starfish, The Wizard was surprised to hear he was talking with “Putin’s Brain”.

‘Hello, Dugin. It is not so good to hear your voice.”

“Who is this?”

“This is your old nemesis who you accused of stealing the core teaching of Evola. We almost fought a dual, remember?”

“How can I forget. Do you still have it? And how did you get Steven’s phone?”

“Mr. Seagal had an accident. He ran into a bouquet of sunflowers. Arnold Schwarzenegger is giving him CPR. It looks like he may live! I want you to quit Putin and come work for me at BAD.”

“You can go to hell! I want what belongs to me! I will send a Psychic Bill Collector for you. You owe me!”

“When…