I heard Mitt Romney last night speak The Truth on the floor of the Senate where two hours before, crazy people roamed – freely! Mitt said the Senators need not pass a strange edict that backs up the belief held by 39% percent of – REPUBLICANS – that the Democrats rigged the election, and thus cheated their man ouy of another four years:

“Just tell them the truth!”

I took this brilliant and God inspired statemen – THE WHOLE WAY – and put these words in the mouth of the President who gave the most insane speech a couple hours earlier, when all hell broke lose on Capitol Hill – AT HIGH NOON! (my time)

“I just heard the young woman who got shot outside the Senate Chambers, has died. This has gone too far. I lied! There is no voter fraud. I made this up because I am a…