After Virginia Hambley got down on one knee, and proposed to me, I offered her the Louisiana Territory a week later – when I got down on my knee – and proposed to her. Virginia is kin to Empress Zita, who was the last chance to restore the Holy Roman Empire. I know what I am about. I just saw the trailer for the new Abbey movie. If I do not become the Governor of Oregon FOR REAL, then I might be the Governor in the movie and series I propose.

LET THEM EAT NANCY’S

Synopsis: After it is proven the Republicans plotted to switch the ballot boxes containing the votes of the Electoral College, the citizens of Oregon – GO REAL CRAZY – and demanded Oregon become a Monarchy now that there is no Democracy. A person on the Anarchist For Anarchy committee remembers the clams of John Ambrose…