Paris Hilton is getting married and she has no idea she is related to the Getty family, and Ian Fleming. Is her husband to be keen on genealogies like I am? When I saw the ad for Love, I was reminded of my movie idea where James Bond moves next door to the castle Love lived in. Right away James has a pushup with Arthur Lee. How many members of my family, and of Robert Brevoort Buck law firm, did the Scottish Jig thinking I had really blown my top – gone completely Coo-Coo? If a Ad Agency had handled the probate of Christine Rosamond Benton, all members of my family would be rolling in doe, even though my Neo-Nazi brother has lived his whole life making sure I am a failure. There’s your Villain – right there! Get him!

I belong to several Bond facebook groups and have read…