Alcoholic Writers Guild

Because I am a writer with thirty-four years of sobriety, on this day I found the Alcoholic Writer’s Guild and Counseling Service for fellow authors who suffer. Even though Tarantino and Thomas Pynchon, do not suffer from alcoholism, I am asking them to come join The Team. Let’s see if we can stop the next Jack Kerouac, and Ken Kesey, from living a destructive life. Quentin can give lessons on how to practice Tough Love with those parasites – who want too much! Thomas can teach us how to – love our isolation even more than we do!

John Presco ‘Writer’s Councilor’

‘Better Living Through Fiction’

BREAKING! Great news! My daughter just called me, and she is living a destitute life in Santa Rosa – and wants out! She talked with her cousin, who is still living in Vicki’s house in Bullhead City. She too is on the border of becoming homeless. She said I can live in the shed, and Heather and ‘The Revenge Baby’ can have the spare bedroom! We are ready – to talk!

Just kidding. It’s just make-believe! But, my sobriety is not! How I managed to stay sober through this evil bullshit – is a bloody miracle! Would Jesus have taken a drink?

“Tarantino added: “When she said that to me in that sarcastic way, I go, ‘OK, lady, when I become a successful writer, you will never see penny one from my success. There will be no house for you. There’s no vacation for you, no Elvis Cadillac for mommy. You get nothing. Because you said that.

When he was asked if he “stuck” to it, Tarantino said: “Yeah. I helped her out with a jam with the IRS. But no house. No Cadillac, no house.”

He added: “There are consequences for your words as you deal with your children. Remember there are consequences for your sarcastic tone about what’s meaningful to them.”

When the GO’s asked for my blood, I was reminded of Jesus being pierced by a lance while on the cross – when he was dead! The color went out of me, too, when I realized my family had betrayed me, and blessed Snyder’s bio, he telling me he consulted with attorneys about my bio, and they wanted to play hardball with me. This is right out of the old Soviet Union. I have a vision of Robert Buck singing off on Sydney’s idea of silencing me. Why? Did Robert meet Christine Rosamond whose gallery was three blocks away from the Buck office? Vicki and Snyder suggest my sister was exposing the wholesale sexual abuse of children in her autobiography – that was disappeared!

A famous woman artist was artificially turned into a Literary Figure by Sydney Morris and Robert Buck in order to make a non-writer, rich. Christine Rosamond Benton, downed at her first sober birthday party – that was disappeared! That her nephew, who was there, does not tell me my sister Victoria was dead, until ten days after the fact, makes this a strange literary experience – that is copyrighted with the e-mails I exchanged with Patrice Hanson.

There is nothing that resembles a religious or spiritual observance. There is going to be a podcast on Jack, he raised from the dead in some manner. This is an Alice in Wonderland hodgepodge of hallucinatory musings that resemble a long drunk in a labyrinth – that I miraculously escaped from – while Jack did not. The pretense that he did, is based upon the rules of fame and success which have been severely altered and filed in a Monterey Courthouse located down the road from Tortilla Flat.


“If you think the sweet release of death will deliver you from your obligation to start a podcast, think again. Jack Kerouac—who, if he were alive, would absolutely have gone on Joe Rogan by now—will soon return to us in podcast form. The author’s estate is partnering with writers and hosts Casey Sherman and Dave Wedge for a podcast based on Kerouac’s writings.

According to Deadline, the show will consist of three 10-episode seasons, “based on Kerouac’s ‘Belief and Technique of Modern Prose’, which was his musings on the creative process as requested by Allen Ginsberg.”

Luckily, some of those musings could easily do double duty as ad copy, like:

3. Try never to get drunk outside yr own house [order wine right to your door with Winc!]

13. Remove literary, grammatical and syntactical inhibition [and also the inhibition of the grocery story, with HelloFresh!]

27. In praise of Character in the Bleak inhuman Loneliness[? a licensed professional therapist on Talkspace can help!]

And in case the specter of Allen Ginsburg isn’t enough star power for you, the team is also planning “a wide variety of A-list musicians, writers, actors and others who have been influenced by Kerouac’s writings.”

A-list stars waxing poetic about their love of On the Road… yep, definitely sounds like a podcast to me!

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