The HMS Defender and The Rose

I lie in bed this morning composing my first blog ‘The Fall of Rosamond’. I developed several theories about the Theatre, what it was, and what it will be. ‘The Royal Janitor’ is about two young spies who get enmeshed in The Eel Wars that have been going on in the Isles for five thousand years. Very few people know about it. Those who do, rule Britania.

I am composing a blog that asks this question ‘Did I Invent Tik Tok where we are entreated to a lot of half naked young women performing certain required movements to a very limited selection of music. Why is that? Between seeing The Beauties displaying their very flat bellies, we see men – FISHING. Some are using a net. Victoria Rosemond Bond keeps seeing Sea Leprechauns who are wearing rain gear and are dripping wet. One hundred and sixty one strange thoughts later, I concluded the START of the War to End All Wars will begin with the incursion of a Chinese fishing boat into contested waters. I turn on my computer, and read this – off the top!

Vladimir Putin Warns of ‘Unpredictable Incidents’ as U.K. Denies Russia Fired on Warship (


FLASH! I go on facebook to post this post on Jon Rosamond’s page, and……I am BUSTED for posting a pic of my kin, Thomas Benton, rendering one of the most iconic paintings in the world. Male nipples – are allowed! I have the answer as to who invented Tik Tok….Jesus Christ! I will write that into my Bond book. Why is it just fine to show a naked-like dead man nailed to beams, and, show images of a smiling mentally ill hunter, who has murdered a family of baboons? Apparently computer technology sorted out my post of a year ago, by searching for two raised areas on the human chest – with nips! How many images of Jesus found their way into the robotic Naughty Pile, until a programmer excluded all images of humans with outstretched arms. A reclining female nude with one hand behind her head, is……NAUGHTY! Two hands… EVIL!

I discovered Tik Tok is a Chinese Invention, and, have been looking for a hidden conspiracy. I think I found it. If you can get shame-based Anglos to fixate on another part of the female anatomy, other then HER TITS – you have them by the short-hairs! A Chinese Think Tank is using the Achilles heal Facedbook put on……themselves? We males are mesmerized by the sight of a fishing pole in the water – and the strike of a fish! Then, we see that flat abdomen of a nineteen year old…..that begs to be seeded!

“When Miriam revealed her theory to Victoria about Jesus getting tangled up in the Eel Wars in Sedonia, and elsewhere, she caught herself becoming a believer.

“Are you telling me, Jesus and his disciples were using nets to catch eels, and, they caught so many that he could walk on their massive catch?”


“How in the fuck do you come up with this shit? Do you take drugs?”

Vladimir Putin Warns of ‘Unpredictable Incidents’ as U.K. Denies Russia Fired on Warship (

“I wrote myself into my movie script as a Sea Leprechauns

“Of course I want several walk-ons as the Wise Fisherman. My talking part is in a fancy London bar chatting up a fine looking babe with a net draped on me. Serena does a double take and keeps on talking. I will also be the Boat House Warden who keeps the Royal Speed Boats in tip-top shape. There will be a contest to spot me. When Serena stops for petrol, I saunter out wearing my net and cork floats.

“Filler er up, or, will you be drifting home on the tide?”

The first time she sees him (me) is late at night. Serena has stopped at a red light in her Jaguar, with the top down. At this hour they are usually flashing. She hears this rushing sound. Looking to her right, she sees a man in rain gear coming her way, leaning into the wind, with sheets of rain rolling off of him. Putting his hands to his mouth, he shouts

“Don’t panic Missy. I’ll go get my tugboat and pull you off rocks!”

Serena watches him walk away leaving a good sized puddle behind. She looks up, holds up the palms of her hand, and doesn’t feel a drop! She reaches for something in the ashtray and throws it into the puddle, where it glows for a little while, then, fizzles out. Serena peels rubber down the street.

Finally, I am The Merlin, who keeps lurking about.

“Look out for that one. He carries a crystal ball!”

Moscow’s claim, which has been denied by Britain’s Ministry of Defense, came on a day when Russian President Vladimir Putin criticized NATO‘s military buildup near his country’s borders, which he said could lead to “unpredictable incidents.”

Moscow said in a statement that just before midday on Wednesday, HMS Defender, operating in the northwestern part of the Black Sea, had “crossed the state border of the Russian Federation and moved 3 kilometers (1.86 miles) into the territorial sea near Cape Fiolent,” according to Russian state news agency Tass.

It said that a Russian border guard patrol ship “conducted warning fire” and a Su-24M aircraft “carried out preventative bombing,” along the route of the British vessel which “left the territorial sea of the Russian Federation at 12.23 p.m.”

However, the British defense ministry said in a statement that “no warning shots have been fired at HMS Defender.”

“The Royal Navy ship is conducting innocent passage through Ukrainian territorial waters in accordance with international law,” it added.

“We believe the Russians were undertaking a gunnery exercise in the Black Sea and provided the maritime community with prior-warning of their activity.

“No shots were directed at HMS Defender and we do not recognise the claim that bombs were dropped in her path.”

No warning shots have been fired at HMS Defender.

The Royal Navy ship is conducting innocent passage through Ukrainian territorial waters in accordance with international law.— Ministry of Defence Press Office (@DefenceHQPress) June 23, 2021

The claims and counterclaims add to tensions in the Black Sea region with Moscow likely to have considered a British ship so close to its waters as a provocation.

In April, Russia test-fired a supersonic anti-ship cruise missile ahead of NATO military exercises in the region. Moscow looks to defend its Black Sea assets including Crimea, which it annexed in 2014, and the Sea of Azov, where the Kerch Strait has been closed to non-Russian ships until late October.

Also on Wednesday—a day after he called NATO a “relic of the Cold War” in an op-ed in German newspaper Die Zeit, Putin took another opportunity to criticize the alliance.

“We cannot but be concerned about the ongoing build-up of NATO’s military capabilities and infrastructure near Russian borders,” Tass reported.

The Baboons of YHWH

Posted on October 16, 2018 by Royal Rosamond Press

Victoria Bond tried to follow Miriam’s line of reasoning for having to fly to Africa and dispatch the two Texans in order to stop them from killing more baboons. This was made nearly impossible because Miriam was being very cautious not to take the Lord’s Name in vain. Also, she would not stop saying all Texans are “Shit-heads”

“Not all Texans are shitheads. My cousin is a Texan.” Victoria said in a logical manner, forgetting not but an hour ago Miriam had to be darted with a tranquilizer gun when she went ape-shit after seeing Barf Cavanaugh posing with the baboons he killed. She was screeching, her mouth agape in utter disbelief and rage. Now she is pounding on the desk!

“ALL Texans are shit-heads! Everyone of them. If Khrushchev defeated the United States he was going to empty Texas of shit-heads – and salt the earth!”

“O.K. Calm down. Have it your way!”

Victoria had to hit the red button, but refused to dart her friend when one coward after another refused to pull the trigger. Luckily the dart gun went off by accident. Now she wondered if she was sanctioning State Lunacy.

“Bud and Barf must – DIE! They must be stopped before they kill the TETRAGRAMATION!”

“What the hell is that?”

“It’s the name YHWH. They Y is Yod the Father. H is the Son of the Father. W is the Wife of Yod. And H is the daughter. This is why I freaked. I thought Barf and Bud had killed GOD!”

All of a sudden, Victoria is seeing Charleton Heston dropping to his knees and cursing. Her mind is reeling. It appears a movie called Planet of the Apes has come – true? Is that the word the head of BAD was looking for.

“Why would God…….”


“Why would, Yod, manifest Himself as a family of baboons?”

Ask and thou shall receive. Victoria suddenly understood what Miriam was saying as she looked at the photo of Barf on the desk.

“Oh my – Yod! That’s the Pieta! This is the wife, and this is…………….?”

“The daughter!” Starfish said hiding the quaking in her voice.

Victoria watched Miriam catch the one tear that rolled down her cheek, and disappear it. Reaching into her drawer she pulled out a rubber stamp and rolled it across the pad of red ink. With much conviction she stamped BAD across Barf’s chest. Starfish let out a long breath of air, and snatched the photo off the desk. Ms. Nattidue held out her ticket to Africa, so certain was she that Tarzarena, as she called Miriam, was going to get her way. She understood Miriam had a good reason for taking the lives of fellow primates, via her grasp of the Torah and Kabballah. In other words, she got her instructions directly from……………..YOD!

At 50,000 feet above the Atlantic, Miriam Starfish slipped into the bathroom, and girded her loins. She marveled at how calm her hands were as she tied the sacred knots in her loin cloth. Coming back into the cabin she ran into the stewardess who was shocked to see her passenger in seat 24A, transformed. She started to invoke a rule or two, then heard;

“I have gird up my loins!”

Miriam studied the eyes of the stewardess, who broke out in a beautiful smile, and gently put her hand on Starfishes naked shoulder.

“I understand!”

On her way back to her seat, Miriam turned and asked;

“Where are you from?”

“Why, I’m from, Texas! Why do you ask?”

John Presco 007

Copyright 2018

gird one’s loins

Also, gird up one’s loins. Prepare oneself for action, as in I’m girding up my loins for that crucial interview. This expression comes from the Bible (Proverbs 31:17) and originally alluded to tucking up the traditional long robe into a girdle (that is, a belt) so it will not hamper physical activity. [c. 1600]

This is four Hebrew letters (Yod, He, Waw and He) called the “Tetragrammaton”. The four characters are the four Hebrew letters that correspond to YHWH and are transliterated IAUE or Yahweh. Yahweh is the name of the Almighty Father in Heaven that people commonly call “The LORD” or “God”. The reason we see “LORD” and “God” in our bibles is because of a Jewish tradition that the name Yahweh was not to be spoken for fear that the name be blasphemed. However, the scriptures declare that His name should be exalted (e.g. Ps 68:4) and the third commandment forbids this practice. The Preface of some bibles will admit why they change His name. Nearly all will cite tradition and familiarity as the reason. This, I believe is wrong. Sometimes people pronounce the tetragrammaton as “Jehovah”. But Jehovah could never be the right pronunciation. On this web site, the name of Yahweh is used in reference to the Heavenly Father because in the scriptures we are told to praise, exalt, bless, love, teach, preach, anoint, assemble, believe, give thanks, honor and call on His name.

The Tetragrammaton has been found in the 2000 year old Dead Sea Scrolls and in ancient copies of the Septuagint!

The tetragrammaton (/ˌtɛtrəˈɡræmətɒn/; from Greek Τετρα

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