I just left a message with Dael Kingsmill and asked her to co-author my Bond script.There is much talk about a black woman being the next Bond. Why? Celtic Women have been hauled off to Rome as slaves for years, and, besides Thatcher, has there been a powerful woman associated with the British Empire? We did see Wonder Woman in London. That was a good start. How many women of the Isles were forced to worship Roman gods?
I just proposed marriage to Ms. Kingsmill. If she accepts, then I might have to dismiss Ms. Roozemond as my muse – and pick Dael for the role of Victory Bond. Besides, I am not sure Lara knows how to whistle. There might be some jealousy.
I need a real clever girl in my corner……..a Chattermite………if you will. I’ve had it with women who think they will make a fool of themselves if they open their mouths and deliver an opinion. Ms. Kingsmill would make a great Bond Woman – in my book! What about – a threesome?
“Here comes Ms, Chattermite. Don’t say anything that has to do with history, or, she’s out of the gate.”
Dear Ms. Kingsmill. Will you marry me? I am 72 years of age, and an admitted ‘Attention Nazi’. I just announced you are my designated choice. Folks can watch me, some more, or, watch you. You are the brilliant wife, and daughter, I long deserved. This will be a mock wedding, that bonds two lovers of history together – forever!