I have survived twelve Fourth of Julys in Springfield Oregon. The fireworks got so fierce, one expected the celebrators to kick down your door and engage you in hand-to-hand combat. Then, just when you thought it was over, Daddy takes out his stick of dynamite, wakes the kids, get’s them outside in ther pajamas, and lights the fuse!
“I bet that woke everyone!”
Then comes an answering KA-BOOM down the street! KA_BOOM! KA-BOOM!
At 11:15 I only heard three half-hearted ka-booms, and, it was over! I went to bed early thinking about the Grinch Who Stole Independence Day. I only saw one big-wheel truck with a giant flag streaming after it. After hearing Trump say this…….
“I’M BIGGER THAN JESUS!”
………..every male in American was rendered Impotent, and less Independent. It was clear the Free Press got Donald’s goat, saying he knew nothing about American History. This SPECTACLE will go down as the most selfish display made by any American President.
However, it was not as BIG as my kin’s celebration! Elizabeth Taylor entering Rome in a simulated historic fashion, will remain THE BIGGEST simulated history event – ever!
What we saw was the President of the Risen South celebrating the neo-Confederate taking of Washington D.C. This is no exaggeration. However, this is more Red State simulated history that renders the Sons of Traitors – less impotent – with the help of Jesus the Slave Master.
Here’s where it goes off the rails: “Our Army manned the air, it rammed (or ‘rand’) the ramparts, it took over airports, it did everything it had to do,” Trump added. “And at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, had nothing but victory. When dawn came, the star-spangled banner waved defiant.”