‘My Creepy Neighbor’

I saw my creepy neighbor today. What a rare sighting. He never stops by anymore. I wonder if Kim Haffner gave him a giant pod to put under his bed. How about his wife? Is she still reading my blog? I hope everyone is respecting my Copyright. I wonder if My Creepy Neighbor is still on probation. Is he and his wife writing a book titled ‘My Creedy Neighbor’. What else do the nobodies got to talk – and write about?

After I heard that Lenny Bruce video, I might try standup comedy! I got some Rapture material, and, End Time funny stuff.

Kim Haffner lied in that Witch video when she said she was not a reader, and, my sister’s book sat on her desk. I did several videos of me reading that bio before I gave it to Kim to read. I took pics of pages I posted on this blog. One of those pages did not have a dogear in it when I leant this book to Kim – knew the trouble I and my nieces were/are having with parasites. She joined the feeding frenzy. The more wounds – the merrier! This is a fat hog who told me she had to go to emergency – because shit was coming out of mouth!

This is why Prince and other stars die alone, with no friends. Everyone around them turns into a green monster with dollar signs in their eyes. Of course people want them to commit suicide – after they got the blood sucked out of them!

You’re fucking with the wrong person! The Haffner’s flipped out when I posted a anti-evangelical rant on Kim’s facebook. I did this deliberately because I suspect they read my sister’s biography, because, Kim’s parents went the High School with my brother-in-law and didn’t know it until I told them. They got threatened. Their core identity was now in my pile. Kim said;

“You did it to yourself when you posted on my facebook!”

I fell out of grace with the Haffners? FUCK YOU! You and your parents are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay beneath me! Garth blamed everything on my sister’s mental illness. For suffering from mental illness, like most famous artists, the Haffners moved Dead Garth over to their pile – The Sane Pile! You got to laugh! There is no blood tie. These are Christian vampires, folks, members of the Goody Two Shoes tribe.

I cast thee out! This would make a great comedy routine.

Feast your eyes on this – you fucking nobodies! Make this your favorite movie!

John Presco a.k.a Lord McBeezlebub

Copyright 2019


Yesterday, Sue Hafner, returned my call. I had just discovered that Garth Benton (Paul Garfield Benton) went to Reseda High School, and graduated in 1959. Two months ago I was at Sue and Jack’s home looking at family photos, and the 1958 yearbook, because Sue had graduated in 1958 from Reseda High. I was going to help her with a story about her grandfather, Maynard, a renowned pole vaulter. Jack Webb was at his wedding.


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