Left-Leaning Funny Farm Business







I sent my old friend Paul Drake a message asking him how he likes The Trump-Pelosi rendition of Artaud’s Thearte of the Cruelty. Artaud was famous for being a very unstable genius who had a huge affect on the modern world. Play all three videos at same time. Experiment with volume levels. I threw in Rolfing. Belle’s father has raked in a shit-load of money in the Emerald Valley. Pelosi needs to see Burch – real bad! To watch her get in front of a camera and align her sack of disjointed bones, especially the neck bones, caused Trump to make fun of her. This act, has set the Circus Train on fire! The clowns are trying to get the elephants and tigers out of the burning cars – while Nero plays his fiddle!

Belle’s father is a famous Rolfer in Eugene, who is a terrible influence on his daughter, who grew up watching folks march into her father’s in-home office, get half-necked, and let Jeffry-Pooh dig is elbow into their groin area, then lay his body parts on their body parts. When the suckers left, Jeff would hands nine year old Belle a bag of money to put in the family safe. Belle should have stayed with this Con, but, adapted it to the poor and homeless. She could have gotten  federal grant, and brought Rolfing equality to the low-lives. Belle’s Rolfed Band of Street Bandits. Clockwork Orange.


After looking at my – Nazi U-Boat Cannibal Captain Stuck On the Bottom of the North Sea, I saw that Trump’s Pulp Politics was giving way to a new theatre renaissance founded on Artaud’s real genius. We have come to the crosswords where Nothing Can Be Explained but via The Arts. This is good for the artist – if I can sell this truth.

The Theatre of Cruelty (French: Théâtre de la Cruauté, also French: Théâtre cruel) is a form of theatre originally developed by avant-garde French playwright, essayist, and theorist Henry Becque.[1]

Antonin Artaud, some 50 years later, is also seen as a main contributor to the genre, notably with The Theatre and its Double. Originally a member of the surrealist movement, Artaud eventually began to develop his own theatrical theories. The Theatre of Cruelty can be seen as a break from traditional Western theatre and a means by which artists assault the senses of the audience, and allow them to feel the unexpressed emotions of the subconscious. While Artaud was only able to produce one play in his lifetime that reflected the tenets of the Theatre of Cruelty, the works of many theatre artists reflect his theories. These artists include Jean Genet, Jerzy Grotowski, and Peter Brook.


I posted the above late last might. Then went to bed – knowing we were going to see some real shit fly in the morning! I lie in bed thinking about Artaud, Black Face, Amos and Andy, and Nancy Pelosi get Rolfed while her guest entourage do Tai-Chi in the background. A bag of warm rocks is tied to her crinkly neck – with Chinese curses written on it. Nancy has her hair up in a bun, and her Rolfers stick smoking sticks of incense in it. Smoke is coming out the top of her head as she calls for a ‘Family Intervention’. Across the way, appear the Extremely Stable Genius with his very stable Farmer-Cowboys. This is Kabuki theatre. Mr. Trumpidity lines up his Quackered Yes Ducks in a row, and has them do the Micky Mouse club sound off.

Center stage comes that crazy Indian that got in the face of that white student in front of the Lincoln Memorial, and he goes over and waves a bundle of burning sage under the noses of The Trumpboys while accusing them of being the grandchildren of genocide.

I saw all this coming in my High Noon and Rena posts. But, what really lifted Reality out of America, was when Ben Carson hear “Oreo”. I loved the Beulah Show when I was young. Oriole was a mind-altering human being. Concentrate on the BEAT writers of this show. Wee Willy has his roots – tere!

Look for the dance scene lifted from Norbakov’s Lolita that came out when this series was made. The thirteen year old goes for the father who is hot under the collar and airs out the heat he is getting from this sex kitten. This could not be filmed today. We Hippies got stoned and watched these show on KTVU Channel 2. that did cater to us. It was slim pickings back then. Today, I watch college kids get on the bus with their cellphones in their face, they a thumb-press away from watching doggy porn. I can’t take my eyes off the co-ed wearing shredded wheat Jeans, that let you see the tender layer of woman’s fat that render them……….extra soft for the touching! Who’s touching? Who’s looking?


Trump is right about one thing………millions of Americans are not being entertained, and have dropped out of the Entertainment Industry to wait for the Antichrist to come. Carson is one of them. Scary as all shit! This dude – is a square!

Seer Jon


It also occasionally aired movies originally assigned an R rating for their theatrical release (such as One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest and Walkabout) without editing for strong profanity, nudity or violence, some of which aired during prime time. In 1992, KTVU ran a station-edited version of the 1984 science fiction film Dune, which combined footage from the Alan Smithee television cut with the original theatrical release (thereby restoring all the violence featured in the latter cut, while eliminating some of the objectionable edits that caused director David Lynch to remove his name from the credits of the television print).




President Donald Trump shocked Twitter on Thursday — no easy feat — when he tweeted out an edited clip of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi stammering repeatedly.

The video, which aired on the Fox Business Network show of Lou Dobbs, was a sequence of clips from a speech Pelosi gave, cut up and spliced together, in which the House Speaker stammers and slurs her words. Trump posted the video that same day it was reported that a doctored video of Pelosi, which was slowed down and altered to make it seem like she was impaired, went viral. Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani tweeted out a link to that doctored video, questioning Pelosi’s mental state, though he deleted the tweet shortly afterwards.

“PELOSI STAMMERS THROUGH NEWS CONFERENCE,” Trump wrote in his tweet. The president also quoted Fox News analyst Gregg Jarrett, who questioned Pelosi’s mental fitness.

Trump was condemned on Twitter for the move, though he naturally doesn’t seem to care — the tweet including the video of Pelosi is pinned to the top of his profile.

High Noon Covfefe

You do realize CEO Jeff Laszloffy needs sinners and the transgender folks to make his life work – and his Holy Foundation?

“Laszloffy is no good until he has his covfefe!”

What is COVFEFE? It is a wicked coffee bean being brought West on a train by Antonin Artaud, Gertrude Stein, Van Gough, and Hemingway. The Satanic Four have a wicked desire to convert Montana into a Pink FeFe State by having the Montanians drink The Devil’s Seed of Conversion. This BAD NEWS will perk Lazloffy up. No doubt he will pass out more yellow scarves to protect the delicate necks of his Dull Believers, who are not who they used to be. They were very dull to begin with. Then, they got bored out on that vast Bozeman plain that is turning out to be The Devil’s Stage’. Look out when White People get bored – in the name of  The End Time Jesus!

The two horseman under the two clocks accent my High Noon masterpiece I have been working on for three years. Jeff and Greg gather the Chozen Ones in the Montana State Capitol of The Holy Last Chance, and await the Christian Passover. Those wearing a yellow scarf will be spared. Those without the scarf, will be turned into French Speakers – for starters! Artaud is coming!

Cathy Griffith and Tyler Shields were going to get on board, but, they forgot to run their ghoulish act past the Art Augur, who would have applied his Art Seal  making it a real work of art along the lines of Hermann Nitsch.

“I caption this ‘there was blood coming out of his eyes, blood coming out of his … wherever,’” she wrote Tuesday.

Before we delve further into this Art Gone Wrong, let us work on our pronunciation of covfefe. Let us go to the source. In this video we hear Artaud under the influence. In these photographs we see Antonin before he had his first cup of covfefe.  He knows he must look calm and collected, or, his waiter will not serve him. Seconds after he has ingested covfefe, Antonin is in state of puffing enjoyment. Nicotine goes well with covfefe. Now that our President has abolished the International Bad Air Act – light em up – anywhere!

In the third photo, Artaud is already in need of a second cup. His eyes are rolling to the back of his skull, a dead give-away he is about to lose control. When he is refused service, Artaud grabs his waiter by the neck – and body-slams him to the floor!

Need I repeat the WARNING? Covfefe will severely wrinkle your skin and eventually turn you into a Cowering Covfefe Coward who must have some more Precious, as this brew is called. Talking to ones self, or Jesus, is a side effect. Need I point out the rumor, that our President has overdosed on covfefe, and is up all night tweaking and tweeting, he well on his way to becoming a Covfefe Creature of the Night. While most of us are asleep………he glowers over us all. Big Brother is twittering you!

Jon Presco


At 12:06 a.m. Wednesday, President Trump tweeted a strange sentence fragment.

“Despite the constant negative press covfefe,” the tweet read. That was it. It ended abruptly, as if someone stopped him, or he stopped himself, or perhaps he never meant to send it.

No, “covfefe” isn’t a typo, at least, not on the part of The Washington Post.

Within six hours, it had been retweeted more than 127,000 times and “liked” more than 162,000 times — making it one of his most popular tweets in months. By then it had become a massive Internet joke.

But by then the “word” covfefe had been trending all night. One company even appeared to have made a shirt with that odd combination of letters written across the front in bold, block letters.

“Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my #covfefe,” wrote one user.

The word “covfefe” does not appear in the Merriam-Webster dictionary. When searching for it on the company’s website, the dictionary suggests “coffee,” “coven,” “cover,” “covet,” “covey” and “cuvee.”

Clearly, it isn’t an English word. Some tweets employing “covfefe” offer the option to translate it from Norwegian, though that appears to be a glitch of some sort. “Covfefe” does not appear to be a Norwegian word, either.

Desperate for a definition, some Twitter users came up with a few, such as coffee or a synonym to “The Lion King’s” “Hakuna Matata.” (“It means no worries, for the rest of your days.” Some would say it’s a “problem-free philosophy.”)
Melania Trump said in a statement that, “As a mother, a wife, and a human being, that photo is very disturbing. When you consider some of the atrocities happening in the world today, a photo opportunity like this is simply wrong and makes you wonder about the mental health of the person who did it.”

“I caption this ‘there was blood coming out of his eyes, blood coming out of his … wherever,’” she wrote Tuesday.

In a second tweet, she added: “OBVIOUSLY, I do not condone ANY violence by my fans or others to anyone, ever! I’m merely mocking the Mocker in Chief.”

The photo was shot by Tyler Shields, whose own biography notes that he is “recognized as ‘Hollywood’s favorite photographer,’” having evolved from the “‘bad boy of photography,’ with his controversial bloodstained photographic series featuring Lindsay Lohan.”

Griffin said Tuesday night that she has asked Shields to take down the image.

[Trump targets ‘negative press covfefe’ in garbled midnight tweet that becomes worldwide joke]

Criticism came from liberals and conservatives, including former GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney and Chelsea Clinton.

Kathy Griffin continued to drown in backlash over a gruesome photo shoot that has enraged President Trump, drawn bipartisan criticism, and could endanger her relationship with CNN, for whom she co-hosts an annual New Year’s Eve show.

The comedian and reality TV star apologized Tuesday night for a shocking picture in which she was seen holding a prop of Trump’s bloody, severed head.

In a video posted on social media, Griffin said she crossed the line and that the image was too disturbing.

AUTHOR’S NOTE: There is breaking news this morning that the United States has or is about to withdraw from the Paris climate accord. I have a full rundown of where we are on the issue — and who’s saying what about it — right after The Lightbulb.

In an era of charged partisanship, there is at least one part of the government that consistently draws at least some across-the-aisle support: The Department of Energy.


Rosamond Press

In her letter, Rena says;

“I see you are quite left-leaning,”

We have come full-circle. The end of America, may be at hand. How about the world? There’s a good chance Rena Easton and her rancher husband, know Scott Sales, who owns a cattle ranch 60 miles outside Bozeman. Does Scott get a Gov. check, too? He may fear the end of the Free Money, and is bribing our President.

John Presco


Subsidies For ‘City Slickers’

Scott Faber of the Environmental Working Group, a left-leaning environmentalist organization that has been critical of farm subsidies, notes that more than 1,000 “city slickers” who live in major American cities get farm subsidies. It’s absurd.

All in all, the nearly $1 trillion a year spent on farm subsidies and food aid is a massive waste, given that farmers on average have higher incomes than those who are taxed to subsidize them.”


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