Downtown Spy Cameras

Note the blue bicycles. Note Belle smiling for THEIR camera guy. What became of this video? The downtown anarchists took tons of videos of themselves misbehaving and tearing up the town. You got to laugh. My run-in with them took place five years ago. Nothing has changed. The look on Abdul’s face, says it all. Did he immigrate from Afghanistan in order to get away from the violent gangs? You don’t want to catch these people, Wahed. I escaped their wrath after I declared them a Art Piece, that keeps on giving. You must apply group flattery. You should know this.

I love that foreign face, that profile, that practiced look. Picture the rubble of Beirut behind him. The futility of it all. I took a video of Abdul two years ago during the fourth fight to save Ken Kesey Square for the Wiccan Nation.

“Abdul Wahed wakes on a Monday ready to start work at his food truck Afghani Cuisine and German Sausage after a weekend off. When he arrives at his truck on Kesey Square he finds that it’s been spray painted with graffiti.

“I’m very frustrated, I wish I could catch these people,” Mahed said.

Alley Valkyrie, Belle Burch, and Heather Hanson, all but destroyed me. All three love to be on camera. However, Belle did not want me to put her arrest record next to the images I took of her in Ken Kesey Square, where cart venders are still complaining how destructive the chronic homeless are to their businesses. Indeed, many citizens and business people want the homeless – to go away! My daughter wants me – to go away! I told Marilyn that Belle looks like my daughter. Belle’s lover, Ambrose Holthem-Keathly, is wearing a T-Shirt that declares;

“We’re not moving!”

The people trespassing in the City Council building are members of SLEEPS who just got thrown out of Whoville. They have caused much trouble and cost taxpayers and business owners a million dollars. I offered Belle and Heather this newspaper, and would have made the same offer to Alley, if she had not threatened me, made promises to destroy my reputation. That’s her being arrested downtown.

So, what happened? How did three beautiful women become so destructive? The answer is, they became convinced they were doing the right thing, and would receive much praise – and great press! They had powerful women attorneys behind them. They had a strong NETWORK of like-minded people. They didn’t play by the rules. They broke the law. These are my kind of women. Why did they turn on me?

ANSWER: I own a camera, a newspaper, and a podium. Heather Hanson was after GREAT PRESS since she was six. When I went to Sonoma to see her for the fist time, there was a stack of video tapes almost as high as she was. I saw Heather the tap dancer, the flutist, the thespian, the wig-wam maiden, the wiccan princess. When I beheld Belle, I saw my daughter who had been disappeared from my life so she could be a Rosamond Gallery Maiden that I titled a Cult.

Heather had a cult following. I was shown a video of Heather when she was fifteen. Her mother had made a elf Tinkerbelle outfit for her. This was beyond being a costume.

“Is this for Halloween?” I asked, noting my daughter was a big girl.

“No! My mother just wanted to dress me as a Fairy!”

I knew then what I was up against. My good friend, Ed Corbin, told me Heather did not write her first typed letter to me. Ed majored in English at Harvard and worked as an editor at Doubleday.

I am going to try to download the Heather video on to YouTube so I can put it alongside Belle’s video. They are like twins. What I noted was the Lyric Writer board. Who made that? I suspect Patrice. I suspect she wrote all messages I got from HER daughter. I suspect this Stage Mother had great expectation for Heather, that defy reality. On her facebook, Heather conducted a Make-A-Wish Athon of Wellness and Holy Goodness. She is coming on like a Divine healer. She has a cult following.

I admit in this blog that I fell in love with Belle – at first sight! I didn’t know there was hell to pay for this. Belle gave me a hint in the Wandering Goat, saying;

“I have a problem with being beautiful!”

She had just agreed to model for me. Hence the Miss America pageant is doing away with Beauty as we knew it. Bob Corker says the Republican party is turning into a cult. I notice the Democratic party is turning into the party of Prigs and Puritans, to counter our Presidents love of Pussy Grabbing, which millions of smart Republican business women do not mind.

I have been on THE FRONT LINE of this amazing Culture War, and have got the shit kicked out of me. I have got to send out my ideas for Sitcoms. I am working on;


SYNOPSIS: A liberal hip father is untied with his daughter he did not know he had. They check each other out. Then, her mother dies. She comes to live with her father, who insists he call her “Daddy”. She is a sharp networker, while he is a casual fare-thee-well that never cleans up after himself. Too busy to do the housework, she does what she does best. She calls in a Big Favor, and, they now have a live-in maid. Shena is a Amazon Survivalist Lesbian who goes around the house half-naked. She will give Daddy one harsh lesson after another. Feeling rejected, he wants Shena out of his house, but, soon finds he is shunned all over town for even thinking of abusing Shena’s rights. Photographs of Daddy appear in several coffee houses.

“Don’t serve Bad Daddy!”

Members of the Amazon Paparazzi keep rushing at him and snapping his picture. He appears on the front page of a Berlin feminists newspaper.

“You know you’re driving more men to vote for Trump and the Republicans?”

“What are you saying ‘Daddy’? I should give up my principles and betray my friends? Do I asked you to do that?”

“I don’t have any friends. Shena and her Maiden Warriors has been stalking them, slipping strange warnings in their bags, and under their coffees cups. Fred went to pick up his bowling ball, and there was a note rolled up in the thumb hole.”

“Stop lusting after beautiful women, you creep!”

“Maybe Shena should wear a bathing suit when she sunbathes in the back yard!”

“Oh, Daddy! How can you suggest such a thing! She has a right to be naked! It’s O.K. to look at her. But, just don’t have lust in your heart. Oh, my friend Belle heard you published a little book of poems when you went to Harvard.”

“How did she find this out?”

“We have our ways. She is willing to give you a second chance. She wants you to critique her poem ‘Lawless Sleepers’.”

“Do I have to?”

“Of course you do. You’re on Network Probation! You owe us!”

I will now be accused of lusting after my daughter by a handful of crazy women, while 20 million Republican women ignore Trump lusting after his daughter. GETTING the opposing cults, and destroying them, is the Big Downtown Game. You are not a grown-up until you run with a mob.

The irate Arab man, who comes from a male dominated society, is going to pay for speaking out – for himself. Luckily for him, Alley Valkyrie is in France inciting French people to riot employing her network of Radical Wiccans.

After watching my daughter’s video, I knew my suspicions were correct, that she was spying on me for her mother and aunt, who wanted Heather to take over the Rosamond legacy, and, get in the book and movie.  THEY had a secret agenda, secret from me. My daughter pretended to be interested in forming a living bond with me, but, she was looking for weaknesses, and reporting on them.

Belle also had a hidden agenda, and failed to inform me about her powerful network that was watching our ever move. I fell in love with her when she waved me off, with her arm, and her hand half inside her sweater. Very cute. Then there is her high cheekbones, and th sticking out of her tongue. The whole world turned ugly, after this. Do you see why?

I called Belle after I got Alley’s threat, and begged her not to do this, and, WE could come to an agreement. SHE wanted to test the extent of her power via her mob. Shall I repeat that? She wanted MOB POWER over individual power – and still does! Belle is a Super Networker, like Heather. They drop powerful hints they want folks to give them stuff – for free. Heather was bucking for a free house in Facebook, after doing a Group Grope.

I have nothing to lose in saying, this is how women have operated for ten thousand years. They have taken over our Democracy. Hillary was rejected by a Woman’s Mob, and the Democrats are puzzled. I’m not. Belles’s body language is exquisite! She screams…..

“We women own secrets that you are not privy to! We dismiss you. We tease you, and reject you!”

The hardest thing I have ever done, is EXPOSE Belle, and Heather. What a heartbreak. I could have watched Belle for a thousand hours. What a repertoire. When she is thinking, and plotting, she sucks in her lips and hides them.

This all adds up to the truth, we are feeling more and more – powerless! When I read how Heather attached herself to her aunt’s fame, in a very weak way, it came to me;

“My God! Who convinced my child that she was a total outsider?”

ANSWER: A real outsider. Heather could not grasp what is hers, unless she moves in on it – with her mob! Individualism is all but dead. The national I.Q. is dropping. Cameras are going to be put on eye level to make primates behave better. That’s not my experience! I got death threats. I called the cops and the FBI.

So cute! That limp wrist. Her mischievous grin, her, lousy poem that is a elongated narrative, a fake poem, that I dare critique. Belle just asked what time she should come over and model. She brought up nude modeling – without sex.

“What did you think of my poem?”

“I want a rewrite. Why didn’t you tell me WHO you were, and you got arrested four days before we met?”

She did not see me judging – HER – but her mob!  WHO decided it best that I didn’t know? How many of them, agreed?

There they all are, smack dab in the middle of Belle’s poem!  She owns a red bandana just like the one Alley is wearing around her neck. This is SLEEPS BELLE….the one I have been trying to reach, through the roses and the thorns. So cute, this wave. So beautiful, her hand!

Jon Presco

Copyright 2018


by Belle Burch

Last night I fell
asleep in a tent on the concrete
in front of city hall
to the sounds of a quiet radio-
some show about the Bermuda Triangle.
How things, people
disappear there.
Whether or not it exists.
Interviews with people
who believed in it,
interviews with people
who didn’t. Its history.
Amelia Earhart. (Airheart?)
It seemed to go on
for centuries.
There are people out there
who don’t have state IDs, passports,
birth certificates,
social security numbers,
who technically
don’t exist.
The faeries who put people
to sleep for 100 years must live there
in that West Atlantic Vortex.
I got lost in it,
like Rip Van Winkle*,
and woke
to a changed world.
I texted a lover in New Orleans,
‘I’m stuffing almonds into a banana,
around my neck is a red bandana
and I love you.’ It was all true.
I walked through what is known
in Eugene as the Barmuda Triangle,
the magical trine of Luckey’s,
Horsehead and Jameson’s downtown.
If you order food at Jameson’s,
it gets run across the street
from Horsehead.
Luckey’s has the best pool tables,
and a fantastic little Mexican foodcart lovechild
that only accepts cash.
At the Horsehead,
there is a touch screen machine
where you get to choose
what music is being played.
You pay money for this privilege.
If you pay more money,
your songs get played
This is a triangle
you can only get lost in
if you’re a real person.
* bandana around my eyes to keep the
blazing orange streetlights out

Carlson also said the new Miss America competition will be more inclusive to women of “all shapes and sizes.”

The Miss America Organization is dropping the swimsuit competition from its nationally televised broadcast, saying it will no longer judge contestants on their appearance.

“These are really meant to only be in the most public of places where no expectation of privacy should be,” said Skinner.

He said rather the goal is for the cameras to be obvious so that people will know they’re on camera.

“That’s really the key here is we want to deter this crime,” said Skinner.

Wahed is hopeful that it will help police in their effort to reduces the crime that he believes deters customers from entering downtown businesses.

“If you just go to the monitor and they see on the camera who it was, what happened and what they did. It will make their job more easier.”

President Donald Trump is apparently not happy about the way his summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is being depicted by the media and on Tuesday called “FAKE NEWS” America’s “biggest enemy.”

“So funny to watch the Fake News, especially NBC and CNN. They are fighting hard to downplay the deal with North Korea. 500 days ago they would have ‘begged’ for this deal-looked like war would break out,” Trump tweeted. “Our Country’s biggest enemy is the Fake News so easily promulgated by fools!”

The Tennessee lawmaker said there are a number of reticent Republicans who are afraid to push back at Trump because they do not want to agitate the president.

“We are in a strange place. It’s almost, it’s becoming a cultish thing, isn’t it?” said Corker, who also sits on the Senate Budget Committee. “It’s not a good place for any party to end up with a cultlike situation as it relates to a president that happens to be of, purportedly, of the same party.”

He added, “We have a lot of people who are willing to do the things that they feel are right for our country. We have some who are fearful of upsetting the president. But it’s not a good place for us to be.”

Here is the threat I received from Alley Valkyrie ten months ago. I did not know her. Belle did not tell me to stop calling her or write about her until after I received this threat that was carried out.

“I’m going to make this very simple for you. I don’t know if you know who I am, but I sure as hell know who you are, and when you fuck with my friends, you fuck with me. Stop writing about Belle or I am going to make your life very difficult. I mean it. If I see one more word about her on your blog, your FB, or anywhere else, I will make sure that you experience all the fear and discomfort that she is experiencing right now. And no, this isn’t a physical threat, so don’t try to play victim. Frankly, I encourage you to contact EPD, as they already know all about you. I will not do anything illegal, but mark my word you will regret it if you write one more word about her. I will make sure that the entire community knows exactly how much of a sick fuck you are. Your picture, your name, and “samples” of your writing will be posted on every bulletin board in town. There will not be a single person in the Eugene/Springfield area who won’t know that you’re a sick stalker who won’t leave a stalker who won’t leave a young girl alone. Cut it out. Now. This is your first, last, and only warning.”


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