Miriam’s Wardrobe

WE can not afford to humor these divides being made in our society by the Christian-right, who claim they do not get any respect – and they have Jesus on their side? Waaah!

Victoria Bond is assigned a bodyguard who is an Amazon for Jesus. Miriam Starfish Christling claims she descends from Lord Greystoke,  Gypsy Boots, and Miss Natural. She is a Kabalist and a Master Symbolist. She is stalked by SISS-POOL who fear her mind. She is seen about the streets of London selling Bee’s Breath Honey Balm. She gives all proceeds away to hungry children of all races and creeds.



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The Royal Janitor

Serena watched Miriam walk towards her for their meeting. As far as she could tell, all her bodyguard wore was some kind of loin clothe – with sandals! Her long auburn hair covered her breasts.


“Please! Be seated. And stop staring down at me as if you are going to put me in a big pot and cook me! You’ve been given a nickname, you know……..Tarzarena! Some whisper this after you pass; “There goes Lady Greystoke” Have you seen a Tarzan movie?”

“No. I’ve only seen two movies, Ben Hur, and, PI.”

“Only two? PI? What is that about?”

“It’s about a Kabbalist mathematical genius who finds another dimension. My parents put it on our video machine every Saturday after firing up the generator. We watched Ben Hur every Easter. I can recite PI backwards. Want to hear?”

“No. Not right now. I am still in…

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