I talked to a gentleman at the Whiteaker Block Party about voting and the coming tax on marijuana sales. He had a information booth and was encouraging apathetics to vote. There will be a state and local tax as high as 17% percent. As President of the Bohemian Bank, and as OCCUPY’S ‘Uncle Samaclaus, I will make sure there is No taxation without representation. Either I am going to run for office, or become a Lobbyist. I will make sure much of this tax goes for the Bohemian lifestyle I and my peers created in the Bay Area in the 60s. As the historian of the Bohemian way of life, and as a member of a Political and Artistic Dynasty that has roots in Oregon, I am best suited to make a powerful case on how this tax money is spent. Yes, that is a Soviet flag on my back.
Uncle Samacalus was my invention. His mission was to continue to increase government give-away programs. The far-right has made much political hay by creating the Tea Party to police our tax money by cutting programs such as the National Endowment of the Arts and NPR – while giving the military more money then they asked for! Uncle Samaclaus has stood by his belief that give-away tax programs will empower the Bohemian cause.
Let us celebrate paying a marijuana tax – and throw a huge party at tax time! I will do my best to make sure the Whiteaker Block Party is well funded, and this oasis receives monies to pave alleys and make general repairs. After all, your normal citizen will not be paying this tax, and thus should not enjoy its liberal distribution.
Jon Presco
Copyright 2015
President: Royal Rosamond Press Co & The Bohemian Bank
“Here comes Samaclaus! Here comes Samaclaus, right down Whiteaker Lane!”
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