“What’s good for the goose, is good for the gander!”

Due to the high volume of needy people left in Hurricane Sandy’s wake, Republicans should willingly show their ID before they receive any assistance from anyone in order to discourage Illegal Aliens from getting free aid – especially emergency medical aid. Republicans should set a good example, and prove they are who they say they are before they get as much as a hot cup of coffee from the Red Cross.

Do not encourage Free Hand outs without proof you are one of the worthy ones – and not a parasite! Let Emergency Personal see how proud you are to be one of the elected – and flash them your ID!

“Young man! I insist you let me board the boat first – for I am a Republican! Here, take a good look at my ID, and the cut of my suit!”

If you don’t have any ID, just wave a Confederate flag.