Uncle Samaclaus has cast a spell of good tidings and cheer around the Eugene Post office to keep it from being Deregulated and sold to land speculators. Woe to anyone who would purchase this place where Samaclaus has done his best work. Who dare put Samaclause’s little helpers out of work.

As a preamble to Thanksgiving and Christmas, I am asking all true red white and blue Americans to purchase a bag of rice, or beans, and mail it to a Republican Congressman or Senator for $5.20 cents so they can own a clue, become a member of the greatest Government giveaway project – of all time! Do you think they will pass on their windfall to the hungry and poor, give, because giving is a good thing to do?

Help create a Samaclaus Free Zone in your town!

Uncle Samaclause