My Crazy Art Buddy
by
John Presco
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
When President Art….Palace, captured the Kennedy Center, he lifted his golden leg, and put his mark all over it, proudly announcing..
“I got rid of WOKE!”
When I entered Ken Kesey Square that fateful day, I didnt know it was taken over by Wiccan Wokesters.
Wiccan Orcs Kackling Eagerly
They took down the video of the Art Event For Homeless Woes they held in Kesey Square. Alley Valkyrie, John Monroe, and Jean Stacey moved about the square, making sure their Homeless Eloi looked like creative and productine members of society, so, that under this guise, real creative and productive citizens who have homes, would embrace them, fall at their feet and beg for for forgiveness!
“Please forgive me. I was blind, but now I can see – YOU’RE JUST LIKE ME!”
Never before in the history of art, has an ART GROUP GANGED UP on one person, one man, and one artist – AND DID ALL THEY COULD TO DESTROY HIM AND HIS REPUTATION…..even murder him. Most artists in history have been….
INSANE
Millions of people all over the world, beleive Donald Trump a.k.a. Art Palace
IS FRIGGEN INSANE
…and he murdered unarmed citizens in Iran – for no reason. Did he…
KILL FOR THE SAKE OF ART?
Last night on the news I saw Mr. Art hire dudes to put up a Christo Curtain over
HIS NAME
The Justice Department filed a certification in federal court one hour before a judge’s Saturday noon deadline that said President Donald Trump’s name has been “removed” from “all physical signage on the Kennedy Center building and grounds.”
The Trump administration had made a last-minute request to ask the court to step in and block the removal of Trump’s name ahead of a deadline of midnight Friday.
The declaration from Kennedy Center executive director Matt Floca stated that in addition to removing Trump’s name from the signage, the president’s name was removed from “employees’ email signatures, employees’ email communications, letterhead, brochures, promotional materials, press releases, signs, [and] contracts.”
Trump’s name has already been removed from the Kennedy Center’s website and YouTube page.
The government requested “a short extension of time” for 12 hours until noon on June 13, saying the work “has been delayed because of thunderstorms in the District of Columbia that presented safety concerns for workers,” according to the government’s latest filing.
10/2/2025
Got Letter From My Art Buddy
Two attorneys who represented Alley Valkyrie against Eugene. Stacy Keach and Mary Broadhurst
Almost all quiet on the western front
A Report From the Oregon Frontline
by
John Presco
From the Springfield War Room
October 1, 2024 10:00 PM
I watched news at five on KVAL and heard the attorney general for Oregon deliverer a message to the President of the United States, assuring him Portland was not “war ravaged” Maybe Donald should have Holy Peter check out Eugene? I can give Kash Petal – allot of leads.
I went downstairs and Kim was on he bench sending me waves of dark energy. This time she controlled her dog, and it did not bark at me.
I went and paid my rent and spoke to both women that work there. They were cordial. I then headed for my mailbox, and dare take a peek where my Nurse Ratchet had gone inside. I thought about dropping a dime on her, She had gone to great lengths to destroy my credibility and make me move.
I met Kim Haffner when she offered me gleaned fruit and day old bread, When I told her I had trouble with the Whoville folks, she told me her origination stopped delivering surplus food to them. y Dan Kahle a, who writes for the Register Guard flew to France to interview Alley Valkyrie, He suggest she will try to overthrow the Government of France.
“She believes the French government may prove to be more supple than America’s. France has had five constitutions and three revolutions over the past two centuries, while America is still working with its original model. She sees a future for herself in France, but there’s just one little problem.
She can’t make any trouble that might hurt her chances of gaining citizenship in a few years, but she won’t stop supporting the causes that animate her.”
In the Witch Hunt video below, I believe both Kim and Krista say they “read all about me” in the Eugene Weekly. I told them they were wrong. They brought up Belle and Alley’s name. However, the Eugene Abuser site did not give these names. Alley encourages the reader to read my blog to see just how sick of a stalker I was.
Almost to my mailbox I considered exposing the Kimites, now that I had some real credibility. I had made two calls to the FBI and two calles to the Springfield Police.
When I got back, I saw I gota letter from POTUS Donald Trump. It isa vile terrorism and extorting of elderly people using thename God and “leftist lobby? I will contact my Senators.
Jojm Presco
Editor of Royal Rosamond Press
Editor: Night Nation News
EXTRA! I will sign and sell my WANTED poster at my Porltand Tribunal. I need a Tee-shirt guy!
“Trump announced he was directing his “Secretary of War,” Pete Hegseth, to deploy “all necessary Troops” to counter a supposed “siege” by antifa in the Rose City. The president said his threat of state-sponsored violence was for the greater good. In order to “protect War ravaged Portland” from “domestic terrorists,” Trump wrote, he would be “authorizing Full Force, if necessary.”
John Gregory Presco, DOB 10/8/1946
This man’s name is John Gregory Presco, DOB 10/8/1946. He lives in Springfield, Oregon.
He frequents Eugene, especially the Whiteaker neighborhood, and regularly shows up at activist events. He is a stalker, a harasser, and an obsessed delusional sicko. He targeted a friend of mine and has been writing about her obsessively, and when I confronted him about his behavior, he decided to target me as well.
If you need a concrete example of his behavior and why I am posting this, his delusional writings can be found at https://rosamondpress.wordpress.com
If you see him in your neighborhood, on the street, or anywhere, call him out. Expose him. Make it known that you will not accept and tolerate someone who harasses and obsesses over young women in our community. This man is a very sick individual. Anyone who deliberately makes women feel unsafe should not be tolerated in this or any community.
- # JOHN GREGORY PRESCO
- # SPRINGFIELD OREGON
- # EUGENE OREGON
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- POSTED 7 YEARS AGO
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Valkyrie Barr & Haffner vs. Presco
Here is an article by Dan Kahle about Alley Valkyrie. Dan says Alley is interested in overthrowing the French government, and the United States government, but, because she wants to become a citizen of France, she is on her best behavior. She is supporting causes “that animate her”. This means, anyone, or any group of people, who appear to champion her causes, gets her seal approval. Would this include Kim Haffner and my un-named neighbors who I believe are conspiring to render me homeless, a threat Alley made on facebook as she egged on her followers to HARASS ME.
Is Alley Valkyrie – Loopy?
I came across a treasure trove of Valkyrie Rants that she titles ‘Badly Made Ramblings’.
I think they should be spliced together and made into a short film titled ‘I Think In French’. Alley actually rambled this line. Alley’s squirming cat is frantic to get away from her, and hurts her to affect his getaway. Read Squirrel’s dilated eyes:
Haffner and my neighbors have been harassing me while invoking the name of Belle Burch and Valkyrie who got arrested together. THE GOAL was to get me out of my residence – and on the street! When Kim said; “WE are going to get rid of that cat.” she became a member of a CONSPIRACY to deprive me of a home and my Civil Liberties. I will compose a letter to the French Government informing them they have a anarchists’ subversive trying to become a citizen, and, is CONSPIRING to overthrow the French Government as soon as she owns citizenship papers.
Mr. Kahle reports Alley had to flee the U.S. because she was getting death threats and bad looks of her ex-friends. Why have they turned on their fearless leader? Did it have something to do with the $400,000 dollars that was going to be given to Nightingale Services to buy a track of land for the homeless.
When I first met Haffner, she asked me if I wanted any free food she had gleaned. She had bread and eggs that were expired. Later she told me she used to deliver to Whoville. Did she show our neighbors the fake abuser poster of me? Did she show it to her gleaner people? Was a plan discussed on how to deal with me? Twice I called the Police and talked to the FBI. Valkyrie lived in Portland and hung with the anarchists that William Barr says are trying to overthrow Christianity. Alley is a Marxist Wiccan who writes about getting rid of the Christian patriarchy. I get to write about Haffner and my neighbors because they allied themselves with newsworthy people and causes. I own a registered newspaper in Lane County. I am protected by Freedom of the Press. I get to identify the perceived enemies of the Attorney General of the United States of America – AND DEMOCRACY!
I will be sending a report to the Attorney General so he may own evidence there exist several conspiracies’ that he was asked to testify before Congress. I will send a copy to Congressman Peter DeFazio.
There is no doubt Kim Haffner riled up our neighbors against me by showing the poster Valkyrie promised to make and distribute, as well as the false statement that the EPD knows all about me. I called them and they never heard of me. I then called the Springfield Police and two officers came over and read the threats on my computer. Did Kim and Alley hope someone would take the law into their own hands?
Members of SLEEPS and Whoville hid their identities to some extent. That is Belle making the City Manager feel uncomfortable. One City Councilman resigned when they demonstrated in front of his home on Christmas Eve.
“I mean it. If I see one more word about her on your blog, your FB, or anywhere else, I will make sure that you experience all the fear and discomfort that she is experiencing right now. And no, this isn’t a physical threat, so don’t try to play victim.”
Did Haffner contact Valkyrie via her facebook? If so, did she instruct my hostile neighbor on how to handle me? Haffner said she contacted my daughter.
John Presco
President: Royal Rosamond Press Co.
‘A Newspaper for the Arts’
“She believes the French government may prove to be more supple than America’s. France has had five constitutions and three revolutions over the past two centuries, while America is still working with its original model. She sees a future for herself in France, but there’s just one little problem.
She can’t make any trouble that might hurt her chances of gaining citizenship in a few years, but she won’t stop supporting the causes that animate her.”
“I’m going to make this very simple for you. I don’t know if you know who I am, but I sure as hell know who you are, and when you fuck with my friends, you fuck with me. Stop writing about Belle or I am going to make your life very difficult. I mean it. If I see one more word about her on your blog, your FB, or anywhere else, I will make sure that you experience all the fear and discomfort that she is experiencing right now. And no, this isn’t a physical threat, so don’t try to play victim. Frankly, I encourage you to contact EPD, as they already know all about you. I will not do anything illegal, but mark my word you will regret it if you write one more word about her. I will make sure that the entire community knows exactly how much of a sick fuck you are. Your picture, your name, and “samples” of your writing will be posted on every bulletin board in town. There will not be a single person in the Eugene/Springfield area who won’t know that you’re a sick stalker who won’t leave a stalker who won’t leave a young girl alone. Cut it out. Now. This is your first, last, and only warning.
Don Kahle: Catching up with Alley Valkyrie
By Don Kahle
Posted May 5, 2019 at 12:01 AM
Alley Valkyrie left Eugene five years ago this week, shortly after the homeless camp Whoville was shuttered and dismantled. Five years can pack plenty of changes into a 30-something’s life, so where is Valkyrie today? She’s living in France with her French musician husband and with her famously irascible cat, Squirrel.
Although our paths never officially crossed during her years in Eugene, I visited her recently in Rennes, France’s largest college town. She and her husband showed me around their adopted town and invited me to their favorite after-hours haunts.
Valkyrie clearly reveled in chatting with somebody whose verbs she could conjugate without effort. She’s learning French quickly, but she still thinks in English. That’s important, because Valkyrie thinks out loud better than most people I’ve ever met. Either that, or she had been saving her thoughts for the next native English speaker and I was the fortunate recipient.
Valkyrie was eking out a living in New York City as a street vendor in 2004, when she met some friendly activists affiliated with Cascadia Forest Defenders. They invited her to come to Oregon and participate in their tree-sit protest in the Willamette National Forest.
After three weeks in the forest, she came into town and stumbled on Saturday Market. She immediately knew two things, but only one of them consciously.
She knew that street vending her art could be easier, surrounded by a collective like Saturday Market. She saw that a few rules kept things organized, allowing a family of sharing and support to grow naturally. Somewhere inside, she also must have known a similar network was needed for Eugene’s homeless population.
Whoville provided that loosely organized system of support. In March, 2014, Valkyrie learned that the camp would be forcibly shut down in early April. She recruited a dozen sympathizers to enter City Manager Jon Ruiz’s office and then refused to leave. That was the bang she went out with. The protesters were arrested, though all charges later were dropped.
Valkyrie never wanted to be the leader and lightning rod she became for the homeless in Eugene. The notoriety and threats were more than her introverted spirit could sustain. “People I once considered friends wouldn’t look me in the eye anymore,” she told me. “I just had to get away.”
She settled in Portland five years ago this week. Two years ago, she moved to the Brittany region of France.
Brittany has always maintained a certain distance from Paris, partly by refusing to squelch its citizens’ separatist urges. The region’s history, culture and language have remained distinct. That suits Valkyrie just fine. Outliers will always be quicker to invite radical thoughts.
She believes the French government may prove to be more supple than America’s. France has had five constitutions and three revolutions over the past two centuries, while America is still working with its original model. She sees a future for herself in France, but there’s just one little problem.
She can’t make any trouble that might hurt her chances of gaining citizenship in a few years, but she won’t stop supporting the causes that animate her.
Don Kahle (fridays@dksez.com) writes a weekly column for The Register-Guard and blogs at dksez.com.
ohn
Trump Says He Doesn’t ‘Draw Pictures.’ But Many of His Sketches Sold at Auction.
The president disputes reporting from The Wall Street Journal that he drew a picture for Jeffrey Epstein, but as a real estate mogul, he often sketched for charity.
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By Tyler Pager
July 18, 2025
President Trump mounted a vigorous rebuttal on Thursday night to a report in The Wall Street Journal that he sent a birthday greeting with a sexually suggestive drawing to Jeffrey Epstein in 2003.
His alibi: “I don’t draw pictures,” he wrote on Truth Social.
But a review of the president’s past reveals that, for years, Mr. Trump was a high-profile doodler — or at least suggested he was. In the early 2000s, he regularly donated drawings to charities in New York. The drawings, many of which appear to be done with a thick, black-marker and prominently feature his signature are not dissimilar to how The Journal describes the birthday note he sent Mr. Epstein.
“It takes me a few minutes to draw something, in my case, it’s usually a building or a cityscape of skyscrapers, and then sign my name, but it raises thousands of dollars to help the hungry in New York through the Capuchin Food Pantries Ministry,” he wrote in his 2008 book, “Trump Never Give Up: How I Turned My Biggest Challenges Into Success.”
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After Mr. Trump was elected president, some of the drawings he signed were auctioned off for thousands of dollars — even as he wrote in his book that “art may not be my strong point.”
The president has denied reports before — only for them to later be confirmed by audio or photos, such as his comments captured on “Access Hollywood” in which he bragged about grabbing women’s genitals, or photos of him flushing documents down the toilet.
The focus on Mr. Trump’s drawings comes as many of his most ardent supporters are calling for transparency around the investigation into Mr. Epstein, who was in a Manhattan jail cell awaiting trial on sex-trafficking charges when he died by suicide in 2019. On Thursday night, Mr. Trump said he was authorizing Attorney General Pam Bondi to seek the public release of grand jury testimony from the prosecution of Mr. Epstein.
The president vehemently denied the reporting from The Journal, but the article raised new questions about his ties to Mr. Epstein. “As the president has said, the Wall Street Journal printed fake news and he doesn’t draw things like the outlet described,” Steven Cheung, the White House communications director, said in a statement.
Here is a look at some of the other sketches that Mr. Trump has drawn — or at least signed his name to — that have been auctioned over the years:
Mr. Trump often donated sketches of the Manhattan skyline
Over the years, Mr. Trump has donated his artwork to various charities, with many of his sketches focused on the same stretch of Manhattan skyline. These sketches would have been donated during the same time period that The Journal says Mr. Trump sent Mr. Epstein a note “of typewritten text framed by the outline of a naked woman, which appears to be hand-drawn with a heavy marker,” and featuring Mr. Trump’s signature.
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This drawing was later auctioned by Sotheby’s, but was originally donated by Mr. Trump for the Capuchin Food Pantries’ benefit in 2003. The scene is of the Riverside South development project in Manhattan, which Mr. Trump led.
This drawing dates to 2005. It was donated by Mr. Trump to the St. Francis Food Pantries and Shelters organization in New York.
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This minimalist drawing of the same Manhattan skyline, sketched by Mr. Trump, also dates to 2005 and was for a charity event benefiting the fight against illiteracy.
Other sketches from Mr. Trump over the years
Mr. Trump is also associated with sketches of bridges and something one auction house described as a “money tree.”
This drawing dates to 2006 and is of the George Washington Bridge in Fort Lee, N.J.
This drawing signed by Mr. Trump sold for $8,500 and was described by the auction house that sold it as a “money tree” drawing.
Tyler Pager is a White House correspondent for The Times, covering President Trump and his administration.
A version of this article appears in print on July 20, 2025, Section A, Page 20 of the New York edition with the headline: Trump’s Art of the Doodle: Past Works Belie Denials. Order Reprints | Today’s Paper | Subscribe
Art Buddy Gone Bad!
Posted on July 19, 2020 by Royal Rosamond Press
I wrote the President and suggested I become his art buddy. Did he listen to my advice? No! Today, POTUS is a living work of art.
John Presco
Melania Needs an Art Buddy
Posted onNovember 29, 2018by Royal Rosamond Press
I rescind the offer to be President Trump’s ‘Art Buddy’. I transfer this offer to the First Lady. I suspect Donald uses the image of his foes in prison as his computer wallpaper.
Jon
The President’s Art Buddy?
Posted onJanuary 22, 2017by Royal Rosamond Press
President Barack Obama shows Prime Minister David Cameron of the United Kingdom a bust of Sir Winston Churchill in the private residence of the White House, July 20, 2010. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
To: The President of the United States of America
From: Jon Presco
President: Royal Rosamond Press
Dear Mr. President
Last night I began to compose a sarcastic letter to you in regards to the bust of Winston Churchill by the Bohemian Sculptor, Jacob Epstein. This morning I awoke with a change of heart when I finally heard the First Ladies plea to the world;
“For God’s sake, will someone be my husband’s best friend. I can’t be his best friend. I am a mother with a son to raise!”
I had an epiphany! You never had a best friend. I asked myself – Why? I deduced your inner mirror is on the blink. You may be incapable of introspection. This may be the result of being the richest kid on the block – and New York. However, it is coming out you do not like to read. How about contemplate a work of art? The world is now very curious as to where you gather your opinions. A best friend is often the source for most people. Best friends go off to a special place where they are beautiful and honest mirrors to one another. A best friend has permission to be critical with care, and tell you the truth, with love. To allow another human being to make up who you are, is the greatest experience one can own, especially when you are both artists. Did you know Winston Church is an artist. He loves the time he takes – to create! His empty canvases are telling! They are mirrors on the wall that bid us to look deeper, and behold the truth.
Here’s your letter I was composing in my mind before I went to bed….
Dear Mr. President;
Like millions of Americans, I hate your guts because you are so stupid! You know nothing about art, and, are unteachable. For this reason I highly suggest I be your Artist In Residence so I can protect the valuable works of art that belong to the American People, who with dignity and respect for the Office, let you borrow these works, for your edification and contemplation so that you will know what a Great Nation We are!
If you can put up an old army cot down in the basement next to the boiler, with kerosene lantern, I would know bliss. For when I heard you and your Generals yakking it up in the Oval Office, I would strap on my hunchback, go upstairs, and as your Brass mocks me, I will cover our works of art in plastic, so you pussy-grabbing freaks wont spill your booze all over our National Treasures – along with your precious Bodily Fluids.”
When I awoke, I was in a conciliatory mood, and a patriotic one. I owe it to my President, and my Fellow Americans to be serious – and try to make a difference in your life. I was going to bid you to contemplate this bust of Churchill, for it is a window into the soul of the British Endeavor, that was swayed by the rule of the most amazing Kings and Queens that ever walked the earth. Winston is closely related to Princess Diana Spencer, whose son will sit on the throne of England. King Henry Fitzempress Plantagenet is said to have built a labyrinth at Woodstock where he kept his paramour, Fair Rosamond, safe from his wife, Queen Eleanore. Henry was the most educated man in the world. He claimed he descends from the Kings of Troy, where Helen was taken after she was captured by Paris. Consider the beautiful women you have captured.
Henry’s grandfather had a zoo, and came close to ruling all of the western world, when his heir went down in the White Ship disaster. His daughter, Empress Matilda, made powerful moves on the Chessboard of the World, and thus the Plantagenet Dynasty was born. The War of the Roses stems from these Unions, the blood ties, that born real stories, including ‘The Game of Thrones’. Study Matilda and know that you are poised to replicate her vision. It is blatantly obvious you do not have a clue of how much power you own – that would instantly humble most leaders. Humility – is wasted on you! You are consuming all the humility of the world. You need to stop – and THINK!
I owned a vision Mr. President, of you tugging on a string that leads to my humble Bohemian abode down in your basement, and, I arise. A hot cup of coffee awaits us as we sit before the bust of Churchill and contemplate the meaning of – it all! I would be your Art Buddy, and not your teacher. Then, I beheld the sad, and dangerous truth.
On further investigation, I discovered you have rekindled the Iconoclastic Wars that my Rosemondt ancestors found themselves in the middle of. To my horror, I discovered you use a work of art to bludgeon President Obama with. You use Art to go to War. You use the word “enemy” on U.S. Citizens. If Churchill was alive, he would come across ‘The Pond’ and kick your ass: for Britain never had a better friend then the U.S.A when it came to defeating the Real Enemy. You sully the word! You grab the pussy of beautiful women, but, it is clear you don’t know what to do with it. You grab all the power one can own, and you don’t know what to do with it. I suspect Beauty itself is your mortal enemy. Mr. President, you are a very ugly man!
I must now declare you ‘The Enemy of Art’. You are in the company of Evil Men. Not since the defeat of Hitler, by the friends, Winston Churchill, and F.D.R, has there been one who dare take that Dictator’s place. You mock these great men. They hated the SS Gestapo, who stole some of the greatest art made in the west. You need to look in the mirror I hold up to you, and behold the Monster. You need to look at the artist who rendered that bust – and repent! Consider Henry and Beckett.
As it is now, you are irredeemable. You are damaged goods. You and Spicer made it very clear that you see ‘The American People’ as OBJECTS – your objects! Human beings are not objects. They can be called SUBJECTS if our land was a Kingdom. Most Presidents use the title ‘My Fellow Americans’. Since you took office, you have not addressed US with the respect WE ARE ALL DUE!
As things are now, there is no hope for you. To say this is to say there is no hope for US. You have no right to remove Hope from this Freedom Land, or, play devious games with works of art, as it they were your chess pieces. I will blog on our special relationship once a week. Whether you like it or not, I am your ‘Art Buddy’.
Because you are so stupid, and know very little, I suspect you already have a ‘Art Buddy’. Care to tell the American People who, he, or she – is? Hitler was an artist. When he tried to get into the Berlin Academy, a instructor noticed something disturbing in his cityscapes. They were devoid of people. Did Hitler find all the German People – unworthy?
Sincerely
Jon Presco
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