The Royal Janitor Prophecy
by
John Presco
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“I’m all about the Gospel.” said the President of the United States on April 16, 2026. This is something Miriam Starfish Christling could have said at her interview at BAD. Did she tell Victoria Bond what a bad-ass killer she was, who recites her story of the Russian deep water fish before she kills her target? I did consider Tarantino as the Director of ‘The Royal Janitor’ and was insired by the rightous scene on his movie ‘Pulp Fiction. War Boy seems to have been inspired by a
A SCRIPTED MOVIE SCENE
We have CROSSED several important lines in American and World History – that needs to be recorded and put in our National Archive. My plan now is to publish…
THE ROYAL JANITOR PROPHECY
RJP will be composed from past, present, and furtrure posts from my blog….
ROYAL ROSAMOND PRESS
I heard the term “Governing by tweet” in regards to humanity and the stock market reacting to Trump’s text on social network. I will include all his messages that have Biblical content in them.
Let’s keep Post No.1 simple. Consider this the MAGA Sistine Chapel.
Any resemblance of my character, Gunka Woggbottom, to Pete Hesketh, is purely incidental….to the MAIN CHARACTER!
John Presco
President: Royal Rosamond Press
P.S. Gunka Woggbottom is well versed in the gospel, too!
. ‘good news’, from which the English word originated as a calque) came to be used also for the books in which the message was reported.[1] In this sense a gospel can be defined as a loose-knit, episodic narrative of the words and deeds of Jesus Christ, culminating in his trial and death, and concluding with various reports of his post-resurrection appearances.[2]
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Accidents involving planes and helicopters are common in Russia’s far eastern region, which is sparsely populated and where there is often harsh weather [Al Jazeera]
The Royal Janitor
by
John Presco
When Reverend Eve Star came on stage for her Saturday sermon, the audience gasped. She was dressed as a Viking Warrior Woman, a Shieldmaiden. She strode across the stage with heavy gate. She was stomping about – carrying an axe! She was furious at the evil spectacle in Alaska that put her Viking ancestors in more peril!
“Red carpet – my ass! I have in my hand a copy of the speech Lennon gave. He talks speaks of an American Capitalist about purchasing Kamchatka, then leasing it, then, asking for sixty year lease – that would have ended in 1980 if it were not for my father – who found a recorded deed at the University of Oregon. He went to Senator Wayne Morse with his amazing fund, and Morst slipped it into a fishing rights bill. It was not noticed, and it got ratified. I am barred from the State and National archives.
My father is a direct descendant of Harald Hardrada. Morst gave Ivan a copy of the deed that was lost in the fire that destroyed our Trailor. He had proof that Lenin had betrayed the cause, and got $1,000, 000 dollars for Kamchatka that he kept for his person use. He built a secret underground palace on Kamchatka. We must open another front in order to save Kiev and Western Europe. I am thinking of a Holy Crusade! We can……BANG!
SUUDDENLY – HELICOPTERS SOURROUNDED THE CHURCH OF THE DIVINE VULVA!
“It’s the rogue general, Gunka Woggbottom! Remember Pearl Harbor and the Japanese promise of peace!” Eve is now shouting out these words from, the document as flashbangs and teargas canisters exploded all around hert!”
“An intense hostility is now developing between America and Japan. We are making use of this and are offering a lease of Kamchatka instead of giving it away gratis; These words will change fo the course of Western History! I must get them to President Zelenski!”
BANG!
To be continued
They now want to subdue us by means of a treaty. Until the revolution comes about, bourgeois capital will be useful to us. How can we speed up the development of our economy whilst we are an economically weaker country? We can do that with the aid of bourgeois capital. We now have before us two drafts of concessions. One of them is for a ten-year concession in Kamchatka. We were recently visited by an American multimillionaire, who told us very frankly of the reasons behind the treaty, viz., that America wants to have a base in Asia in case of a war against Japan. This multimillionaire said that if we sold Kamchatka to America, he could promise us such enthusiasm among the people of the United States that the American Government would immediately recognise the Soviets of Russia. If we gave them only the lease, there would be less enthusiasm. He is now on his way to America, where he will make it known that Soviet Russia is a far cry from what people believed her to he.
Rosamond Press 
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