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The Royal Janitor
by
John Presco
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John Von John got through to Victoria Bond on the BAD hotline!
“Starfish made contact with me on my podcast! She wants me to mediate a reconciliation. She wants to see you again – and her child!”
“Where is she? Put her on!”
Starfish appears with group of twelve men standing behind her. There are snowcapped mountains in the background. All the ,men are wearing camo – including her Starfish!
“Hello Starfish. Where are you, and who are those men?”
“I’m on Whisky Island with my AA group. I wanted to tell you I got a ninety day chip – and I’ve changed!”
Victoria felt slightly deranged as she tried to take this news in. Was it good, or, bad news? She studied the faces of the men, and they looked very worried. All of them had something vital to say.
“Why is your group on Hans Island? “
“We’re looking for Alexander the Great’s Persian gold, that Othen De La Roche found in Constantinople with the help of Dramelay and the Knight Templars in the Fourth Crusade.”
“And…..?”
“We have started digging to find the hidden town built in the hallow island formed by a volcanic bubble made of ash and gasses, that made a rock dome when the bubble cooled, and the ash washed back into the sea, to form a cement-like floor.!”
And….?”
There was a opening to this world, but it collapsed shut in a landside covering a small harbor where Templar ships unloaded Alexander’s huge gold treasure. We are digging a hole….and….”
“STOP! I want to talk to the gentleman behind you that has somehting very important to say!”
“My name is Bob, and I’m an alcoholic with seven years of sobriety. Starfish kidnapped us. She has a very powerful will, and is very persuasive. We believe she drugged us, put something in our coffee pot, that rendered us her children. She took us to Cabela’s and bought us camo gear with our debit and credit cards we gleefully put in a passed basket. She…..”
“Stop!….You kidnapped and robbed your AA group – after you put a Mickey Fynn in their Java? You – Shanghaied them!”
“Yes! But the good news is, we are all clean and sober. Look! Here’s my chip! We can’t let this island get in the grasp of The Cheddar Man. He wants all the money in the world!”
“Speak for for yourself! I voted for President Cheddarman.
To be continued!
A green sobriety chip is given to people who have been sober for 90 days. It is part of a tradition in Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) of collecting chips to mark sobriety milestones.
Explanation
- Different colors of chips are used to represent different lengths of sobriety.
EXTRA! Two hours after I posted, and while watching The Grammys, I found a story about a group of islands near Iceland, where Starfish and her AA Meeting land, and from where they take a ferry to Hans Island. This is an incredible validation. I am on the right track! I knew none of this information. I pick up where the last Bond left off. My goal is to defend and promote DEI…..Diversity. Equity. Inclusion which AA has always promoted.
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In “No Time to Die,” James Bond, played by Daniel Craig, stands on the fictional Poison Island moments before his death while overlooking the desolate volcanic mountains and the endless ocean surrounding him. In real life, Poison Island is played by Kalosy, one of the Faroe Islands, also known as Bond’s final resting place. In March 2022, the local villagers erected a tombstone to commemorate the most legendary spy in cinema.
The Persian Empire, under Darius III, was renowned for its riches, and Alexander’s victories at Issus and Gaugamela granted him access to vast treasures. The legendary treasury of Persepolis, the Persian capital, alone is said to have held an immense quantity of gold, silver, and other precious items. Historical accounts suggest that the treasure Alexander looted from Persia was so immense that it had to be transported by thousands of camels and mules.
Like Cheddar Man, Targett has blue eyes and his skin is quite dark. “I’ve also got his nose and perhaps his hairline,” he said. Intriguingly, Targett revealed that two 14-year-old girls were also found to have links to Cheddar Man. But to protect them, they were not told.
The latest DNA tests suggest Cheddar Man’s ancestors left Africa, moved into the Middle East and headed west into Europe before crossing the ancient land bridge Doggerland connecting Britain to continental Europe.
Current students at the academy are excited and inspired by this idea.
“It’s incredible,” said Aiden Malik, 16. “The fact that he has the darker skin tone reminds us that we are all one race – the human race. That’s what’s most important. We should all respect one another.”
Malik and his friends reel off their diverse heritages: they have Pakistani, Irish, Greek Cypriot, Swedish, Sri Lankan, Guyanese, Indian and French roots.
“No one is pure British,” said Isaac McAndrew, 15. “With the rise of extremist groups, like EDL [the English Defence League], people are getting more scared of immigrants. These groups tell people: ‘You need to get out of the country because we were here first.’ That’s just factually wrong.”
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Starfish Takes A Wife
Posted on December 18, 2019 by Royal Rosamond Press
The Royal Janitor
by
John Presco
Chapter Five: ‘I Take This Woman’
Some of the brightest minds in the World Intelligence Industry swear they felt the floor of BAD headquarters, shake, when Miriam got off the elevator and headed for the BAD war room – in her bare feet! Miriam had large Nordic feet because her DNA material were infamous walkers! Her Viking kin hauled their long boats out of the Volga a dozen times as they headed to the Black and Caspian Sea, then, it’s on the Damascus! Starfish’s Aleut DNA walked across the Bearing Straits to the New World. Russian is a second language for this very durable and determined native people. Everyone in the war room froze when they heard Miriam’s question she bellowed out, as she….came!
“Who’s been talking behind my back?” (Fee-fi-fo-fum)
Everyone turned to face The Giant, but Victoria. She was frozen in place, her whole body tingling with an energy she had never known. It had been three days since they had lay eyes on each other. Now it was X-Mas Time. Victoria felt like a four year old.
“Don’t you think I can feel that, hear you? My ears have been ringing for days!”
Starfish walking up to a woman who knew martial arts, but she dare not take a defensive posture. She had heard how bad-ass Miriam is. Now she was the recipiant of the dead-fish-eye stare.
“Is it you? What do you have to say – to my face?”
The poor woman had to lower her head, because she read the message.
“Come. It’s time to hunt and kill a whale!” There was no conjecturing in Miriam’s look, that now took in the storyboard and the iconic portrait of a member of her tribe.
“I see you have summonded the spritit of my ancestor, Saint Peter, the Aleut Savior? Did you ask his permission?” Taking two steps, Starfish has locked on to a young handsom man, who could read the other covert question.
“Do you have designs on my woman? Are you lusting after her?”
Walking up to an older woman, Starfish put her face close to her face.
“You’re wondering if I have Romanov blood in my veins. You’ve been plotting how to get a sample of my saliva. Have you considered……..a kiss?”
The poor woman’s eyes were as wide as can be as she ran to the Lady’s room. There was some leakage.
The dozen or so souls who had formed a human shield around their boss, parted like the Red Sea as Starfish came towards her love object, who was trying to conceal her trembling, make it go away by taking deep breaths. Victoria jumped out of her skin when she felt Miriam’s hands fall upon her shoulders.
“Is it you who has been talking about me – behind my back? I could hear you hundreds of miles away.”
Victoria could not take it, and turned to face her accuser. She gasped. Miriam was wearing facial paint, perhaps, war-paint? She broke out in a joyful smile. Here she was, her beloved crazy woman, letting it all hang-out. For sure she had come from the Isle of Wight to ask only one person the question. Starfish was giving her the fish-eye that she received the day they met. She was sizing up her new boss. This is when Victoria fell in love. Her eyes twinkled with love and devotion. This is the most unique human being she will ever meet. For a second Starfish’s eyes twinkled back, then, she bent down and hoisted Victoria over her shoulder!
“I take this woman. She is mine from this day on! Does anyone object?”
“I object!” said the elderly woman who had come back from the bathroom. “This is unheard of. That woman has rights! All women have rights! This is an outrage!”
Three giant steps, and Miriam was in her face, again, as was Victoria’s bum. She was as lifeless as a seal pelt.
“So you do want to fight me. The emptying of ones bowels and bladder is a good thing before we battle. Being a Breatharian, I have not eaten or drank water for three days. I am good to go. Do you prefer the horn of the Narwhale, or, a Whalebone?
To be continued.
The latest DNA tests suggest Cheddar Man’s ancestors left Africa, moved into the Middle East and headed west into Europe before crossing the ancient land bridge Doggerland connecting Britain to continental Europe.
Jacob Bøtter, used under Attribution 2.0 Generic (CC BY 2.0).
The Aleut people, also known as the Unangan, live in the Aleutian Islands and parts of Alaska. They are not native to Greenland, but they share a close relationship with the Inuit people of Greenland.
Historically, Kalaallit referred specifically to the people of Western Greenland. Northern Greenlanders call themselves Avanersuarmiut or Inughuit, and Eastern Greenlanders call themselves Tunumiit, respectively.[13]
He’s one of us’: modern neighbours welcome Cheddar Man
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DNA tests suggesting man who lived 10,000 years ago had dark skin and blue eyes cause a stir
Steven MorrisFri 9 Feb 2018 06.28 ESTShare
Rachel Andrews, who was tending the bar at the Black Dog Saloon, a wild west-themed cider pub at the foot of Cheddar Gorge, was not going to have a word said against the village’s most famous former resident.
“We’re very proud of Cheddar Man,” she said. “There’s a really good, strong community spirit around here. We all look after each other and he’s definitely one of us.”
It has been a big week for the people of Cheddar, a tucked-away corner of Somerset famed across the globe for its cheese, soaring cliffs and ancient caves.
Like the rest of the world, the village had long believed that Cheddar Man, a human hunter-gatherer who lived here 10,000 years ago and whose bones were found in the gorge, had pale skin and fair hair. But DNA analysis suggests he actually had a very dark to black complexion, dark hair and blue eyes. “It doesn’t matter what he looked like,” said Andrews. “What’s colour got to do with it?”
It is no surprise that Andrews is clued-up about prehistory; after all, her history teacher at the village school, the Kings of Wessex academy, Adrian Targett, can boast a distant familial connection with Cheddar Man.
Twenty years ago, Targett and a group of pupils underwent tests to find out if there was a DNA link between modern residents and Cheddar Man. Targett was found to have a connection. “Cheddar Man and I share a common female ancestor,” explained Targett, 62, who is now retired from the school.
The revelation two decades ago turned Targett into a local celebrity. He took a week off school to do a round of media interviews, appeared on Richard and Judy’s sofa and said a tabloid offered him a handsome fee to pose in a leopardskin loincloth. “I said no. I’d have been remembered for the rest of my life as the man who got his kit off,” he said.
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