Rose Bowl or Bust
The Royal Janitor
Victoria Rosamond Bond was doing he required Eugene Yoga – when Starfish burst into the room. Victoria thought about going for her gun!
“Forget it! You can’t shoot me. Here, put this on!”
“What is this?”
“Prankster Ems gear! I got two tickets to go to the Rose Bowl – ON FURTHER! The Kesey family is coming out of their looooooooooooooong-ass slump. Afte the game were going to visit Ken’s Hollywood bungalow, where he and Faye stayed in 1957 – that is now a shrine! You won’t believe the movie Ken almost got a big part in, but ended up being background fill. He was humiliated, He got back at Douglas after the Cuckoos Nest was a big hit, After the game were going to search for The Fountain of Eternal Youth that lie under the stadium. A descendant of Merlin made a voyage to look for it. The stadium once was horseshoe shaped, so once a year the setting sun shines down one of the tunnels. This is going to be so much fun!”
TO BE CONTINUED
Dalton Geekie – Love Object of Colonel Christling
Posted on December 10, 2023 by Royal Rosamond Press
Here is the stats on the career of Dalton Geekie who BAD agent, Miriam Starfish Christling, had a giant crush on before she fell in love with James Bond’s granddaughter, Victoria Rosemond Bond. Here is another prophetic post that I post on the City of Belmont Facebook. Consider the Nova Trance Festival.
I went to the Em’s Pranksters game and sat where Victoria and Starfish sat behind Homeplate. I gave credit to Kesey and the Pranksters for inspiring Pussy Riot. I am taking a glimpse into what the world would have been like without Kesey. Colonel Christling – is that glimpse! Is she from another dimension, a AI relm?
John Presco
rum Circle For Spies
Posted on June 2, 2023 by Royal Rosamond Press
This post is tailormade for the City Government of Belmont, who is not censoring my posts this time – so far! I was on my way to a BIG PAYDAY – with gobs of fame with my James Bond novel – when I beheld Pussy Riot being beaten, whipped, and their hair pulled, by Putin’s Goon God Squad. My heterosexual book – was toast! I did the right thing! Play the first video with full sound, and the second video with the sound down, to know……who the real savages of the world are.
John Presco
EXTRA! I just bought a Prankster cap and shirt. Someone buy Geekie the same. Hehas been – PRANKED! He is a member of the club.Here! Opem you mouth. Take some shrooms. Were’s going on a trip. After the fame, we’re going to
FREEDOM!
About the Merry Pranksters:
The Merry Pranksters alternate identity is a reference to Ken Kesey’s group of companions that traveled on a cross-country bus trip in 1964 to attend the World’s Fair in New York City. Along the way, they spread their message of how people should be nice to each other rather than being overly sanctimonious. Their trip helped spark social change across the nation. The Pranksters bridged the gap between the Beatniks and the Hippie movement, and eventually lived in the Eugene area.
The Emeralds have consulted with the local Pranksters to carefully create this alternate identity. Item No. NE-6-PRNK-ADJ
Eugene Emeralds Pranksters New Era 9TWENTY Adjustable Cap
Eugene Emeralds come out with another identity – The Eugene Pranksters
- By: Robert Desaulniers
- Apr 20, 2023 Updated Apr 21, 2023
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EUGENE, Ore. – Hot on the heels of their massive success with their “Exploding Whales” moniker, The Eugene Emeralds are announcing another alternative identity – an homage to the Merry Pranksters.
On various gamedays this season, the Eugene Emeralds will become the Eugene Pranksters and go out wearing special red, white and blue-striped jerseys. The Ems said the jerseys are patterned off the famous shirts worn by a band of travelers led by classic author Ken Kesey on their cross-country road trip to the 1964 World’s Fair in New York City. The Emeralds said the Pranksters spread a message of how people should be nice to each other rather than sanctimonious, and their trip sparked social change movements across the nation. Many of these counter-culture travelers eventually came to live in the Eugene area, according to the Ems.
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Felix Meets Sluggo In The Emerald Valley
Posted on August 17, 2023 by Royal Rosamond Press
Ken Babbs a.k.a. ‘Sluggo’
Sluggo and Felix The Cat copyright
Christine Wandel and I talked on the anniversary of Woodstock. I told her she was the Last Woman Standing. She was wearing a Joe Marra shirt she got at his funeral. Later that night, I find a pic of Ken Babbss wearing a Prankster tee-shirt and promoting Prankster Night at the Emeralds baseball game. In my Bond book I have my Lesbian heroines come to PK Park. Starfish made a treehouse and is manifestation of Elfine. Babbs will also own the moniker ‘Sluggo’ in my Bond book. He is not happy to know there’s is a East Coast ‘Sluggo’. Are they destined to meet? It’s all coming together.
John Presco
Drum Circle For Spies
Posted on June 2, 2023 by Royal Rosamond Press
This post is tailormade for the City Government of Belmont, who is not censoring my posts this time – so far! I was on my way to a BIG PAYDAY – with gobs of fame with my James Bond novel – when I beheld Pussy Riot being beaten, whipped, and their hair pulled, by Putin’s Goon God Squad. My heterosexual book – was toast! I did the right thing! Play the first video with full sound, and the second video with the sound down, to know……who the real savages of the world are.
John Presco
“He’s no Gertrude Stein!”
Posted on September 6, 2021 by Royal Rosamond Press
Several days ago Ken Babbs announced his new book ‘Cronies’ was sent to the publishers and will soon be available for purchase. Save your money! Here’s what it’s about….
JOCKS ON ACID
The first time I lay eyes on Ken Kesey, he was standing at the gate to Autzen Stadium (surrounded by his cronies) where the Oregon Ducks play. This is what my mind said;
“Jock!”
Here’s what Ken’s mind said;
“Another Brilliant Oakland Bohemian who is innately cool just like all the Hell’s Angels I met, because they grew up in Oakland.”
At the dedication of the Kesey mural I asked Chuck Kesey why a trophy was at the top of the bookshelf, that I later learned was Babb’s bookcase. Here’s his answer:
Babb’s is a Big Jock on pot. It never occured to the Two Kens to hold a art show and honor artists, or, hold a poetry contest. How about a course in Bohemian History? Nope! What we got here is a bunch of closed-minded Jocks circling the wagons – ever tighter! The tied died KKK…..
The KEN. KEN, KLAN.
When the Klan went to England, they got handed their ass on the end of the shitty-stick Emperor Hadrian used to wipe his ass, because the Brits are really into their history and culture. Gertrude Stein lived down the street from my grandparents and Joaquin Miller. These two Germans took Europe by storm.
Any cultural group that deliberately omits the Arts and Theatre, and confines itself in promoting JOCKS ON ACID, is very insecure. Ken Babbs is trying to seal up Hippie Fascism, in Superman Acid Jockism. Only a Jock would write about a Hippie John Wayne in Vietnam.
Johnny Beatnik
King Kesey Lost Merlin
Posted on September 13, 2013 by Royal Rosamond Press
“He’s no Gertrude Stein!”
Posted on September 6, 2021 by Royal Rosamond Press
Several days ago Ken Babbs announced his new book ‘Cronies’ was sent to the publishers and will soon be available for purchase. Save your money! Here’s what it’s about….
JOCKS ON ACID
The first time I lay eyes on Ken Kesey, he was standing at the gate to Autzen Stadium (surrounded by his cronies) where the Oregon Ducks play. This is what my mind said;
“Jock!”
Here’s what Ken’s mind said;
“Another Brilliant Oakland Bohemian who is innately cool just like all the Hell’s Angels I met, because they grew up in Oakland.”
At the dedication of the Kesey mural I asked Chuck Kesey why a trophy was at the top of the bookshelf, that I later learned was Babb’s bookcase. Here’s his answer:
Babb’s is a Big Jock on pot. It never occured to the Two Kens to hold a art show and honor artists, or, hold a poetry contest. How about a course in Bohemian History? Nope! What we got here is a bunch of closed-minded Jocks circling the wagons – ever tighter! The tied died KKK…..
The KEN. KEN, KLAN.
When the Klan went to England, they got handed their ass on the end of the shitty-stick Emperor Hadrian used to wipe his ass, because the Brits are really into their history and culture. Gertrude Stein lived down the street from my grandparents and Joaquin Miller. These two Germans took Europe by storm.
Any cultural group that deliberately omits the Arts and Theatre, and confines itself in promoting JOCKS ON ACID, is very insecure. Ken Babbs is trying to seal up Hippie Fascism, in Superman Acid Jockism. Only a Jock would write about a Hippie John Wayne in Vietnam.
Johnny Beatnik
Israel and The Ems
Posted on December 10, 2023 by Royal Rosamond Press
This morning I read the Eugene City Council will discuss funding for the Ems ball park, and a Peace Declaration to end the Hamas War. WTF! I have Victoria Bond’s bodyguard falling in love with a Em pitcher, before she fell in love with her boss – she would marry! I made my heroes Gay after I saw Putin’s Cossacks beating up Pussy Riot. How many of my readers thought I was crazy to bring World Spies to Eugene – and an Em’s game. I will attend! Even though I am afraid!
Above are pics of three men who went fishing together. It occurs to me that Mark Gall did not ask his Harvard buddy to go fishing with us, because, Dead Ed Corbin – can be a handful! The Dean of English dragged Dead Ed off stage when he and Jack Kerouac showed up for the talk – shit faced out of their minds! Jack said Dead Ed would speak for him after ascertaining Dead Ed knew Jack better than Jack knew himself – after they had been up all night drinking! Dead Ed was the head of the Greet Jack committee at Harvard – that is in a shit-load of trouble, because the heads knew nothing about THE ROOT of Anti-Semitism. I think Mark, and the unidentified fisherman know very little about Antisemitism, yet, I suspect they identified me as a Crazy Anti-Semite who thinks he is the Embodiment of the Jewish Prophet, John the Baptist, who was a real historic figure who many have tried to restore the Laws of the Jubilee. Did they treat me with kid gloves – unless I go crazy on them – while fishing?
“Don’t get near a river with Mad Dunking John! He’s been known to keep converts underwater longer than recommended! He drowned a guy in Utah, but go off. His Jewish attorney is a expert in religious freedom cases!”
Two days ago I discovered Fisherman X had changed his sexual identity – and is a champion for the Ukranian People. I sent him a message showing him how he resembled Starfish – who was conceived under the bleachers at Hayward field, and became LGBTQ. WTF! I was snubbed? Did Gall tell X I was no longer a member of the Extended Family, and was no longer an Honorary Jew? Gall told me in a e-mail I never was considered to be – like family! Below is a pic of me at his mother’s rest home where I was her guest every month – for three years! I took her to a Synagogue. The activity director asked me to do a painting to music. There were about twenty old folks in the room when I put on The Grand Canyon Suite’.
I challenge Mark and X to attend the meeting, where we will discuss Dual Citizenship as being the source of much Bad Blood between the Jews and Palestinians. I will bring up Israel’s refusal to help Zelenskyy, a fellow Jew – who is a DUAL CITIZEN!
On October 6, 2023, I took a pic of me in front of the Jubilee Tree and the Knight Library. Prophets are very critical of Jews. Its a Jewish Tradition. Every time a prophet opened his mouth, out spew very violent ideas – and threats! Can a Jew – cancel his dual citizenship? Below is Blinken spewing out very violent ideas and events. He claims 60 reporters (messengers) being killed by bombs, will lead to the return the the Lost Status Quo. Now, who went crazy? He is the creator of the transformed Starfish. She is his Frankenstein Monster!
We will never forget!
Dead Ed and I played a lot of disc golf – in peace! My ex-Harvard buddies and I stopped and shot Tommy Guns……on the highway. I showed X my post on the Cosmic Airforce, and I think he freaked because he teaches Yiddish – and is extremely intelligent. His parents fled Russia. I think Agent x was created by revived Bond Universe.
John Presco
President and Reporter for Royal Rosamond Press.
EXTRA! Mark Gall knew I wanted to be a writer, and did nothing to help me for thirty years! Nor did his wife, Joy Gall who may have not invited me and their good friend, Ed Fadely, who was found guilty in a court of law for sexual harassment. I was falsely accused of stalking Bell Burch by the infamous Eugene Anarchist,, Alley Valkyrie. Both women inspired my Bond book, The Royal Janitor, along with Rene Easton. The Three Muses. Belle and Rena are dancers who inspired me to depict Starfish as a Drum Circle Dancer. Consider the massacre of the Nova Trance Dancers, and the complaint of sexual abuse by Hamas put before the United Nations. This is – huge! When I saw the AI (done by a male that will remain anonymous for now) I saw Belle. Was Ed writing a autobiography, too? Was Mark, jealous?
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“Victoria came in sideways to get Starfish, she twisting this way, then that, to avoid the gyrating flesh that clung to Agent 008 like kelp in a tidepool. Taking hold of her arm, she was shocked when Starfish turned in anger, and was about to slap her hand away.
“Don’t you dare! You got to come with me – now! Professor Bond is about to give his lecture.”
Starfish let out a whimper, and was pouting. Many hands tried to pull her back into the drum circle where she was a star. An old hag came up to them.”
“Zelenskyy made his frustration clear in a virtual address to Israel’s parliament on Sunday, when he asked why the country had blocked the transfer of Iron Dome missile defense batteries to Ukraine before the Russian attack and then refused to impose strong sanctions on Russia after it. Zelenskyy shredded the official excuse offered by Bennett, that Israel has to remain neutral to act as a mediator.”
This week, Eugene city councilors are scheduled to vote on whether to pass a formal resolution asking the federal government to work toward peace in Israel, consider budget adjustments, and decide whether to send the proposal to build a new baseball stadium for the Emeralds to voters.
At the Nov. 27 public forum, the Eugene City Council is again asked to call for an immediate cease-fire in Gaza. Many speakers say they don’t want their taxes to support genocide. Surveying the packed council chambers:
Mayor Lucy Vinis: I know that there will be calls this evening for council to approve a resolution calling for a cease-fire in the war in Israel and Gaza, and the council can decide to craft a resolution and I will encourage them to do so.
[00:00:30] Councilor Randy Groves: As council president, I would like to develop a resolution along the lines of what the mayor just spoke to for council to consider and vote on. And if there’s other councilors—Councilor Keating—that would like to work with me on that, I would appreciate it.
John Q: We’ll return to the mayor’s remarks, but first, here are all of the speakers on Palestine.
[00:00:50] Kamryn Stringfield: My name is Kamryn Stringfield. Two weeks ago, I came to this body with a call for Eugene to vocally endorse a cease-fire and stand with Palestinian people against the brutal genocide being waged on them by the Zionist Israeli military.
Israeli citizenship law details the conditions by which a person holds citizenship of Israel. The two primary pieces of legislation governing these requirements are the 1950 Law of Return and 1952 Citizenship Law.
Every Jew has the unrestricted right to immigrate to Israel and become an Israeli citizen. Individuals born within the country receive citizenship at birth if at least one parent is a citizen. Non-Jewish foreigners may naturalize after living there for at least three years while holding permanent residency and demonstrating proficiency in the Hebrew language. Naturalizing non-Jews are additionally required to renounce their previous nationalities, while Jewish immigrants are not subject to this requirement.
The territory of modern Israel was formerly administered by the British Empire as part of a League of Nations mandate for Palestine and local residents were British protected persons. The dissolution of the mandate in 1948 and subsequent conflict created a set of complex citizenship circumstances for the non-Jewish inhabitants of the region that continue to be unresolved.
Are Claudine Gay and Sally Kornbluth going to resign too?
It’s not clear. Several lawmakers have called for their resignations, and pressure has ramped up on the college campuses.
Harvard last week posted a statement from Gay on X, clarifying her position after the heated hearing.
FAKE! Eugene Abuser Site
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‘Our Starfish’ Will Leave The World Behind
Posted on July 31, 2022 by Royal Rosamond Press
The Royal Janitor
Chapter New Cold War Heros
by
John Presco
Putin’ s men took Starfish and Victoria to a special prison, where a hologram of the Russian leader introduced our BAD agents to foreign prisoners. One was a giant of a woman that played basketball. Miriam told this forlorn woman that she was an athlete, an amazing hurdler – who has never competed!
“We ran in a grove of trees felled in a windstorm. Ivan competed at Hayward field in Eugene Oregon.”
Lane County Commissioners continue exploring options for Eugene Emeralds baseball stadium
Eugene Register-Guard
Lane County Commissioners voted 4-1 Tuesday to continue their contract with the consulting firm studying the Emeralds Stadium and Lane Events Center multi-use facility.
Commissioners modified a contract with the Klosh Group, based in Portland, providing “project management support for the Lane Events Center multi-use facility.”
The original contract signed in November had a spending cap of no more than $147,954. Now that Klosh Group has reached that limit, commissioners modified the contract to allow for an additional $73,852, letting the group continue to explore the project, in particular how to bridge a $43 million stadium funding gap.
The majority of commissioners expressed support for the stadium. They acknowledged, however, they likely would have to say no to the project later because of the difficulty in closing that gap. The county will revisit the stadium and the state of its funding gap in 6 months.
“Lane County has given the impression that we’re going to figure this out,” Commissioner Laurie Trieger said. “(6 months) is a finite amount of time in which others will understand we have reached the limits of our ability to bring this to fruition. Now we will create that space for something else to happen, but not forever.”
“We need to pass this contract amendment so Klosh Group can continue to do the work we’ve already set them on a path to do,” Trieger said. “This does give the community some finality, in that they know that we will have more certainty, in an amount of time.
In his dissent, Commissioner Pat Farr pointed to additional problems beyond cost.
“We all love the Ems but that’s not what this is about,” Farr said. “We’re dedicating a stream of revenue for 20 years, we’re dedicating a piece of property in perpetuity, and we’re tearing down a very functional livestock barn and replacing it.
“There are a lot of things we’ve conceded to get to this point in time,” he said. “Right now we’re saying maybe … I think people would rather hear yes or no and if I were to precipitate a decision at this point in time, I’m afraid that decision has got to be no.”
Opponents of the project pointed to an April memo shared with the public before an Aug. 22 meeting where another consultant, Keffer/Overton Associates, recommended against a stadium at the Lane Events Center campus.
County spokesperson Devon Ashbridge told The Register-Guard the plan was a draft that was put on hold because staff are waiting for a decision on the stadium.
“Last week’s meeting was the first time it was presented to the Board of County Commissioners because the discussion regarding the Lane Events Center master plan has been on hold pending a possible decision regarding the multi-use facility,” Ashbridge said.
Keffer/Overton said the stadium would cost more to maintain than the revenue it would raise for the county, and that its size and impact would interfere with other parts of the fairgrounds “and residential character of the area surrounding the LEC campus.”
“The Stadium would (be) the largest consumer of land of all Program Elements and would require significant infrastructure changes to the existing LEC site,” the memo said. “This facility would not add much, if any revenue, to the LEC. The Stadium would … overlap with the heaviest programming period at the LEC and would require complete coordination to ensure events would not overlap.”
County officials said while the memo recommended against the stadium, this recommendation, which ranked the stadium seventh of the eight proposed ideas for the Lane Events Center, was focused on the impact to Lane County’s finances.
“That is looking at which (projects) are giving us the best opportunity to put dollars into our pocket so that we can be self-sustaining,” Corey Buller, manager of the Lane Events Center told commissioners. They could still pursue the stadium (or another project recommended by Keffer/Overton) if they felt the “community benefit” was worth the cost: a net loss of $200,000 per year according to a preliminary estimate.
At the Aug. 22 commission meeting, Emeralds General Manager Allan Benavides attempted to convince commissioners of that public benefit.
“You can see the transformative nature of a facility like this that happens to cities. It’s a catalyst for growth. It’ll improve the aging fairgrounds that needs help,” Benavides said.
In addition to Emeralds games and concerts that have gotten the most attention, he said the stadium could host high school baseball tournaments, graduations and banquet events and could be used in an emergency. At Tuesday’s meeting, proponents also said the stadium would maintain community they said the Emeralds provide and the availability of affordable entertainment.
Stadium opponents believe other potential uses of the event center space would be a greater benefit.
“The open-air stadium or multi-use facility really only accommodates two uses: baseball and concerts during the warmer months, with these events subject to increasing heat and smoke,” said Allen McWayne, a representative of Concerned Fairground Neighbors, a group formed to oppose the stadium.
McWayne said the plan’s suggested indoor proposals: a new layout to the existing convention center, a concrete floor for the indoor arena, a multi-purpose building to replace and replicate the expo hall and agricultural pavilion, or a hotel, would be a better use for public money. Other residents have raised concerns about noise, traffic and the principle of supporting a private company with public funds.
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New stadium opponents and supporters claim public opinion is on their side.
Two countywide surveys conducted by Lane County in 2021 supported the stadium. A closed survey with a random sample said 50% of residents supported the stadium and 43% opposed it. A survey the Emeralds shared with fans on social media said 91% supported it and 8% were opposed. The Emeralds also have support from leaders of the Jefferson Westside Neighborhood Association.
“We have a letter of support from the neighborhood association, and we look forward to being an advocate for Jefferson Westside,” Benavides said.
Opponents point to two local surveys that say most people in Jefferson Westside oppose the stadium. One survey from 2022, conducted in-person by the stadium’s opponents and limited to people who live two blocks from the fairgrounds said 8% were in favor and 68% were opposed. Another, conducted via email by the Jefferson Westside Neighborhood Association in June, said 28% were in favor and 65% were opposed.
“My neighbors, they don’t want it there,” said resident Sandi Mann.
“This is a perfect example of what our email inbox looks like. 50-50ish,” Commissioner Ryan Ceniga said. “Yesterday, I was in a meeting … get pulled over to one side (and told) ‘We can’t build the Ems, that’s not what the TRT (transient lodging tax) is for.
“Seven minutes later, get pulled to the other side, ‘We have to build the Ems. The Ems belong here in Eugene,’”Ceniga said. “So just know we’re taking these decisions very, very seriously.”
Alan Torres covers local government for the Register-Guard. He can be reached over email at atorres@registerguard.com or twitter @alanfryetorres.
Oakland Waterfront Ballpark
Posted on February 14, 2022 by Royal Rosamond Press
I lived on a houseboat and sailboat here at the end of Adeline Street next to Schnitzer Steel. Adeline is the ramp that ended where Sea&Land was. The Sunshine Harbor got filled in. My girlfriend and I, along with another person who owned an old tugboat, were the only residents that lived in the industrial area. My history is important to this new development.
My grandmother raised Jackie Jensen and his brothers for a couple of years. Jackie played for the Oakland Oaks baseball team. I’m going to take my run for Governor of Oregon more seriously.
John Presco
Rosamond Press 
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