Ex-President Is Candidate For Jesus

Jesus means “savior”. Fifteen minutes ago I saw a adult male American announce he’s a candidate FOR JESUS. At least a million fellow American believe they saw Jesus go on trial. I predicted this in my cartoon book ‘My Christ-Complex’ wherein Trump is convicted of fraud. I am going to promote this prophetic book, that needs to be placed in the Vatican archive.

Because we live in a Democracy, I announce I too am a candidate for Jesus. A recent article I found on the Tribe of Benjamin, comes close to revealing the core of my theological book ‘Where Art Thou’. I will post on this on my Herbert Armstrong Prophecy Facebook. I will put forth the idea the real Jesus was a Celt with blue eyes – like me. The story of the Tribe of Benjamin needs to be studied around the clock, because Israel is bringing us to….THE END TIMES! I represent the millions who do not want to die a horrible religious death. There needs to be a survey of how many Christians believe Jesus was just put on trial by Satan – the real President of the most powerful country on earth. Trump is livid that he was not in our War Room shooting down incoming Iranian missiles. He looks like he was having screaming fit, and had to be sedated.

John Presco

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/live-blog/trump-hush-money-trial-stormy-daniels-michael-cohen-live-updates-rcna145934

My Christ Complex

Posted on November 11, 2011 by Royal Rosamond Press

I made notes for ‘My Christ Complex’ in 1986. It is the story of a boy born to hippies who become the richest man on earth. I was inspired by adoration Donald Trump was getting. As a man, the Yuppie Christ appears on the David Letterman show,and when he holds out his arms showing the thickness of his stock portfolio, the studio is fill with light!

Being a real hippie liberal leftist, I knew I was the enemy of the rich, and, they had declared war against me – just me! This allowed me to into the future and predict events. I am a profit. I own a real Christ Complex.

I was born in Mendocino, when a bright light appeared in the Eastern sky. It’s a bust! Joe’s Harvard friends are wise lawyers, and the get Joe off the hook. I was a talented child. I got carried away at my elementary school pageant. I amazed members of the Christian Coalition, on how much I knew about tax law. Seeing Joe’s burl business is a real bust, I help bankroll his Futon Warehouse that made him a millionaire.

When I was busted for stock trading fraud, I did community service, worked picking up trash along the highway with a guy that held up a seven-eleven, and a guy who claims he killed a man in Utah. Having worked on government road crews, he was a genius at leaning on your shovel, giving the appearence we were working. This is why the deputy titled us ‘The three crosses on the hill’.

Jon Presco

Copyright 1987

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