I made notes for ‘My Christ Complex’ in 1986. It is the story of a boy born to hippies who become the richest man on earth. I was inspired by adoration Donald Trump was getting. As a man, the Yuppie Christ appears on the David Letterman show,and when he holds out his arms showing the thickness of his stock portfolio, the studio is fill with light!

Being a real hippie liberal leftist, I knew I was the enemy of the rich, and, they had declared war against me – just me! This allowed me to into the future and predict events. I am a profit. I own a real Christ Complex.

I was born in Mendocino, when a bright light appeared in the Eastern sky. It’s a bust! Joe’s Harvard friends are wise lawyers, and the get Joe off the hook. I was a talented child. I got carried away at my elementary school pageant. I amazed members of the Christian Coalition, on how much I knew about tax law. Seeing Joe’s burl business is a real bust, I help bankroll his Futon Warehouse that made him a millionaire.

When I was busted for stock trading fraud, I did community service, worked picking up trash along the highway with a guy that held up a seven-eleven, and a guy who claims he killed a man in Utah. Having worked on government road crews, he was a genius at leaning on your shovel, giving the appearence we were working. This is why the deputy titled us ‘The three crosses on the hill’.

Jon Presco

Copyright 1987