The Royal Janitor

by

John Presco

Victoria Rosemond Bond was not a trained psychologist, nor did she major in psychology in college. Victoria never went to college. She had some training, administered by The Wizard, who claimed he owned several degrees, and had written a famous book about the Cold War Chess games that went on, but will not reveal his pen name, or the title of the book, lest it be used as a “Tell” a poker term. The Wizard watched allot of Texas Hold Em Poker because it was full of displays of FANCIFUL UMBRAGE – that was allowed. Real Umbrages – was not allowed.

“In our great world of communicating, it all comes down to filtered feeling of umbrage, the belief that we are surrounded by human beings inventing new ways to insult us, slight us. I experiment on Facebook to see how far I can go…