When I watched the movie ‘The Da Vinci Code’ I let go a good chortal at the scene were the symbologist Robert Langdon is giving a lecture before three hundred very eager students who are hungry for more symbols. Why there are folks starving for more symbology, is not explained. This is the true mystery.

Apparently there is a great calling for a roving symboligst who go from campus to campus dangling symbols in the face of young people who love to be teased. Are these students on Acid? Have they taken some shrooms? Perhaps these are artists addicted to pot and are looking for evidence of a Jungian Collective Unconscious that is bringing much value to your life – as well as justifying the high cost of marijuana.

Grandma is beginning to suspect you are wasting away your scholarship, so, best enroll in some weird-ass symbology class. Just keep…