No one has approached me and asked what this prophet sees in our future. I am running for President-Messiah of the United States.
John ‘The Resident Messiah of U.S.A.

The Royal Janitor
by
John Presco
Starfish Tackles The Octopus
No sooner did Starfish enter the 400 meter hurdle race -with forged documents handed to her by an agent of BAD – then our track star got a personal call from The Wizard.
“Victoria and I have been talking about your – behind your back – could you tell?
“No!” said Starfish, she in rare, shock!”
“Good! It worked! Professor John Von Bond is a psychic, and he showed us how to put up a psychic block. This is the reason your two never go along. He knews you were very psychic, and was blocking you. Do you know how psychic you are?”
“Yes – and no! As a Christian I am now allowed to subscribe to supernatural powers. We can not consult a witch, like King Saul did. This led to his……”
“Never mind about that. We want…
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