ZARDOZ – The Broadway Musical

“Please! Kill us. We are two hundred years old. We have made over a million of these creatures, and will make a million more. Besides, some of us age better than others. Monica is still dating. We had to set a curfew for her, but, she snuck out and won a beauty contest.”

“Please! Put us out of our misery. Cheating on your golf score gets old after two hundred years.”

Before I took my nap, I was going to title my next blog, ‘Buck’s Old WASP Babes’. After looking at the foundations Robert Brevoort Buck helped establish, I realized the grand scam he had set up. Old Rich Babes want to live forever! If they are not religious, then they are going to look for a secular good cause to leave all their money to. However, they really don’t want to give ‘The Poor’ a leg up, because it…