Downtown Eugene Simulated Rapture Raffle

Have THE OLD CRONIES offered any radical ideas in the Emerald Valley Vortex? How long have I been The Last Radical Standing? I am going to depict Ken Babbs as The Jolly Green Wizard of Oz.

Rosamond Press

My Downtown Eugene Solution

Buy 40 containers and put them in that empty lot. Put a T.V. at one end behind bullet proof glass. Put a heat-air conditioner unit on top protected by steel mesh. Build two bathrooms on opposite sides of lot. Make kitchen-diner out of four containers.

Use $162 million dollars to buy air tickets to Israel and hotel accommodations. Sell downtown tour tickets for $5 that has to be passed thru ten check stations to prove you took the downtown tour. Drop your ticket off. Downtown merchants will be happy with the foot traffic, even if folks are running from point to point.

Once a week, ten citizens will be chosen to fly to Israel for a four day stay at a fine hotel. Here one can relax and fall asleep on the beach knowing President Trump has made this place the most important and protected placeā€¦

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I am an artist, a writer, and a theologian.
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