Mardi Gras In Bohemia

I just discovered that Mardi Gras is celebrating Epiphany Day which I did, alone, intuitively. There must be something in my DNA, my white bones, that bid me to act like an alien all the time. I have never been able to go along with the American Program invented in the 50’s by Walt Disney. I hated Disneyland when I went there when I was eleven. All my peers lacked the talent to entertain themselves, so they vied with one another to get to the front of the line, as if this made their Funtime more enjoyable than what the lesser kids would experience – who came after The Chosen Funtime Ones!  Our President cuts in every line, and grabs all he can. Only I compete with him for attention. Everyone else, is too chicken-shit, and…………….stoned!

I am ‘The Last Bohemian Standing’. All the old hippies and wannabes are TRANSFIXED…