The Nude Rampling Film Festival

by

John Presco

 

I shant

be attending the Nude Rampling

Film Festival this year

Say hello to all

our swell Easter friends

on the Island of  Gibraltar

Mums the word

Don’t let DeCaprio

and Sorcese know

I will be preparing

The Way

for the Magical Jesus

in Salem

and not them

So, keep your shirt on

 

The surviving members

of the Manson Family

are always welcome

in the city of my forefathers

These seers predicted a Korean Crew

would take Picture of the Year

We love to be

creeped out

and there’s nothing

more creepy then seeing

a large unshaven bush

save an electrifying Jesus

doing a balancing act

with sticks

and twelve plates

 

Come see

what the real Jesus

looked liked

and learn why

he would need to

wear glasses

thanks to you

and me

Mass Shaming

with a touch of a

Magic Show

sure hits the spot

 

 

 

https://www.themonastery.org/blog/jesus-was-a-magician-claim-christian-witches

Look out Harry Potter fans, there’s an even more famous sorcerer vying for your attention: Jesus.

That’s according to a group that calls themselves “Christian witches.” They’re preparing to gather in Salem, Massachusetts on Easter weekend for their first official convention. “The Bible is a huge book of sorcery,” says Prophet Calvin Witcher, an internationally recognized spiritual figure who will serve as co-host for the convention. “You literally can’t get around that. You can’t get around Jesus being a magician. There’s just no way.”