The Nude Rampling Film Festival
by
John Presco
I shant
be attending the Nude Rampling
Film Festival this year
Say hello to all
our swell Easter friends
on the Island of Gibraltar
Mums the word
Don’t let DeCaprio
and Sorcese know
I will be preparing
The Way
for the Magical Jesus
in Salem
and not them
So, keep your shirt on
The surviving members
of the Manson Family
are always welcome
in the city of my forefathers
These seers predicted a Korean Crew
would take Picture of the Year
We love to be
creeped out
and there’s nothing
more creepy then seeing
a large unshaven bush
save an electrifying Jesus
doing a balancing act
with sticks
and twelve plates
Come see
what the real Jesus
looked liked
and learn why
he would need to
wear glasses
thanks to you
and me
Mass Shaming
with a touch of a
Magic Show
sure hits the spot
https://www.themonastery.org/blog/jesus-was-a-magician-claim-christian-witches
Look out Harry Potter fans, there’s an even more famous sorcerer vying for your attention: Jesus.
That’s according to a group that calls themselves “Christian witches.” They’re preparing to gather in Salem, Massachusetts on Easter weekend for their first official convention. “The Bible is a huge book of sorcery,” says Prophet Calvin Witcher, an internationally recognized spiritual figure who will serve as co-host for the convention. “You literally can’t get around that. You can’t get around Jesus being a magician. There’s just no way.”
