Senior Sorcerers Apprentice

Senior Sorcerer’s Apprentice

John Presco

Idea for a QUIBI series.

Jack Outback sold tires on Main Street his entire life. His father owned Time To Retire Tires. When he reached 72……Jack retired! Thinking he would have fun for the rest of his life, meeting folks outside Tire World, to his shock he realized he was a bloody bore. No one wants to shoot-the-shit about flat tires – after their flat is fixed! No one!

Reading the Shopping News, Jack saw an ad for Sorcerer’s School, Jack checked it out – and was hooked! A whole new world opened up to Mr. Outback and his nosey downstairs neighbor, who had grown bored gossiping about your run of the mill, every day, generic old brown bag – senior dude! When Wanda Whoopee, caught Jack sneaking off to another Wizard meeting, she fell to her knees and thanked Jesus for her good fortune! In a month Jack was trying out his first spell on Ms. Whoopee – who he hated with a passion!

I want Hemsworth to play Old Man Jack. No need to make him all wrinkly. Outback should be a Stud-Muffin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Hemsworth

I want Billy Ray Cyrus to do the soundtrack.

Rap Song: Where’s Jack?

Where’s Jack?

He’s out back

fixen a flat.

When’s he going to put my ride

up on the rack

I got me a hot-town tonight babe

with a up-lifting rack

who wants to shake her booty