Atomic Bombs Of Jesus

The Haffners and No-Necks got out of church feeling like powerful atomic bombs for Jesus. Their minister has told them the Kurd crisis is a sign that the End of Days have arrived, and it is time to come together and BE the Doomsday Bomb.

“Together! WE can destroy the world – so Jesus will come! The day the non-believers DIE a horrible death – is nigh! Destroy the Infidels! Be THE HOLY BOMB OF GOD!”

These nobodies with no power come hone and see me walking around. They heard I am awake to THEIR PLOT to destory the world, and, I got good Bible Speak to help Satan STOP THEM! To prove to ME, just me, that they got Holy Atomic Power, they vote for a MAD MAN who can detonate a thousand atomic bombs! Wow! And, he is being controlled by Elected Evangelicals and Atomic Preachers for ‘The Nuclear Jesus’! This is how I see the world ending.

I have the right to do all I can to prevent these Terrorists from ending the world, in a non-violent manner. God is on my side!

John ‘The Nazarite Prophet’